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#389758
Hasher
The advantage of Satanic martial arts over other ones is that you can kick sooo much harder with a cloven hoof than with a wimpy human foot.
1/24/2008 2:31:28 PM
#389760
TerriblyAmused
'Doctrinal oversight'?
That's a new one on me.
The rest is just plain fundeh: thinking anything you don't (or can't) understand is 'of the devil'.
1/24/2008 2:33:25 PM
#389772
Carbonated Margarine
*Sigh.* This is because of that leather shorts brigade in Jackie Chan's Project A, isn't it?
1/24/2008 2:50:21 PM
#450717
gargoyle1
Whenever I hear fundies condemn the martial arts, it usually boils down to them being satanic because they are not Western in their origin, the inference being that Western = Christian and anything else = non-Christian. I wonder if that means practicing boxing or wrestling is actually worshipping the Olympian gods?
By the way, I'm hold a 4th degree black belt in Aikido, and I'm a Christian.
4/1/2008 2:57:00 PM
#450748
GigaGuess
But guns, which are as unnatural as they come, are the perfectly godly way, right?
4/1/2008 3:25:11 PM
#450769
El Guapo
Aseity-- It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory.
4/1/2008 3:48:59 PM
#450792
Philbert McAdamia
Why is it allowed that something as demonic as the Martial Arts are discussed and encouraged by so called Christians on this forum?
Well, Assy, isn't it obvious? They aren't "Real" Christians
mBWAaaahahahahahahahaa
4/1/2008 4:00:44 PM
#451027
Satanic because they come from the Far East? Okay, I guess we should get rid of rice, guns, fishing reels, silk, and the hundreds of other non-American inventions that we use every day, then. Get a grip.
4/1/2008 8:18:22 PM
#451067
60613
Martial arts are demonic?
The things you can learn from fundies.
4/1/2008 9:00:44 PM
#451161
Canadiest
Finally Bruce Lee and me have something in common. You are all fuckin' stupid
4/1/2008 10:34:00 PM
#451183
SKnight
...Wait, what?
4/1/2008 10:54:10 PM
#451212
Brian X
Hm... how about Krav Maga? That's pretty secular.
Oh, wait. I bet we're talking about the same sort of person who thinks any martial art that involves kicking is unsportsmanlike.
4/1/2008 11:19:12 PM
#595470
Martial arts are not religious so I have no idea why you would be upset. I think your confusing martial arts with religion again.
7/19/2008 8:40:49 PM
#607936
aaa
USMC have their own martial art. Does that make them satanic?
8/1/2008 12:04:39 AM
#607945
Canadiest
Ahh! The "everything that is'nt whitebread-redneck-middle-America" is Satanic defense.
Get a life
8/1/2008 12:17:34 AM
#608482
Anti - Dei
Yeah, trust Jesus to kick the ass of that big crack-addict down the road.
8/1/2008 7:34:11 AM
#672716
Reverend Jeremiah
Thats right, I agree..Christians shouldnt learn Martial Arts. At least Christians like you.
9/6/2008 9:48:06 PM
#672774
GreenEyedLilo
Actually, I'm okay with paranoid fundies not learning martial arts and letting LGBTs, Pagans, atheists, etc. have that advantage.
9/6/2008 10:33:35 PM
#1165351
jakraziel
Wait all of them, does that include boxing.
6/7/2010 2:05:19 PM
#1165358
Enigma32
Look, just because you're jealous your fat redneck ass does not look like those lean and muscular dudes does not mean you have project it for the rest of us to see...
6/7/2010 2:21:00 PM
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