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#978198
What the fuck?
6/29/2009 11:10:14 AM
#978213
WMDKitty
God damn, show some fucking respect for the dead, you fucking vultures!
6/29/2009 11:33:25 AM
#978233
Amanda
Really? I didn't know Michael Jackson prayed to the east.
6/29/2009 12:04:34 PM
#978244
PWEOTWEB
Even if he were a Muslim when he died, how would you feel if a Muslim said that it were too late for a relative of yours that died because he/she were a Christian, not a Muslim? That's exactly what you're doing, jackass.
6/29/2009 12:22:22 PM
#978245
tracer
"NBC news just reported he is dead."
But NBC News is part of the same conglomerate as MSNBC News, which as all good Rapture Readyists know is a liberal catholic muslim homosexual heterosexual devil-worshipping baby-eating cesspit of evil.
Surely, you don't believe what you hear on NBC!
6/29/2009 12:22:54 PM
#978262
Orestes
I think hubby is not going to be pleased with you, considering you took the time to go onto the internet. Shouldn't be you tending the kitchen/children/producing more children? He's going to have to give you some biblical punishment for this transgression.
6/29/2009 12:41:02 PM
#978263
Papabear
"NBC news just reported he is dead."
That much, at least, is true.
"Now we can only pray for his family."
Useless, but if it makes you feel better go ahead.
"It is too late for him."
I guess so. Afterall, he IS dead. It's a little late to get a date for the prom.
"Like hubby said, Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith."
"leading closer?" Leading WHO or WHAT closer to the Muslim faith? Specifically, in what ways was Michael Jackson leading someone or something closer to the Muslim faith?
6/29/2009 12:42:03 PM
#978278
Old Viking
I always considered him a worthless piece of shite, but in that category you're miles ahead of him.
6/29/2009 1:06:39 PM
#978284
Mayhem
Considering all the accusations against him for pedophilia, I'd say he was leaning a lot more towards the Christian end.
6/29/2009 1:12:38 PM
#978300
Elia
Shut up, you're giving vultures a bad name. At least they don't justify their carrion-feeding with passages from a "holy book."
6/29/2009 1:39:17 PM
#978322
WWWWolf
You know, this is why I read FSTDT. We get a surprising number of funny comments that begin predictably, like:
> NBC news just reported he is dead. Now we can only pray for his family. It is too late for him.
...and then end with a hilarious punch-in-the-tummy non-sequitur that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever when you finally recover from the shock, for example:
> Like hubby said, Michael was leading closer to the Muslim faith then to the Christian faith.
Yeahhh. You know, comments like these.
6/29/2009 2:31:26 PM
#978346
punishment
and hubby's never wrong after the 1st slap to the face, right?
6/29/2009 3:58:44 PM
#978377
Marc
Citation needed.
ETA: Actually, if you had stopped at "we should pray for his family," I suspect this would not have made FSTDT. After all, that's a perfectly nice (albeit, useless) sentiment. Someone loses a family member, and you pray for them. I'd have actually applauded you for that.
But then, you had to keep talking. Why can't you people learn when to stop talking?
6/29/2009 5:15:28 PM
#978387
Darwin's Lil' Girl
Yes, when "Muslim" equals "anything fundies don't like."
6/29/2009 6:21:28 PM
#978427
Skyknight
What did vultures do to deserve this kind of vilification, again...?
6/29/2009 8:24:51 PM
#978441
CatAnon
They'd better not say this shit about Billy Mays. If I hear one of these fucks say shit about Billy I'm going to rip out their livers and dine on them as they watch.
6/29/2009 8:54:19 PM
#978453
Nowonmai
Wow, talk about not feeling the christian love. How was he Muslim? Because he had no melanin and had to stay covered?
6/29/2009 10:02:15 PM
#978475
He was a Jehova's Witness (which is a whole other bag of fundie craziness in itself). It's absolutely hilarious how these nitwits think any religion they don't understand (including any other branche of Christianity) is somehow "closer' to Islam.
6/29/2009 11:28:44 PM
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Orion
I've always felt that usage of the internet should require one to read a dictionary and pass a test on the definition of basic words before they are allowed to post.
Words like: Muslim, faith, leading.
And so forth.
6/30/2009 12:43:58 AM
#978549
Funny that now, for them, everything which is bad is muslim. Yadda yadda....
6/30/2009 2:24:43 AM
#978668
spaceamoeba
You see Muslims everythere, probably like people used to see Communists!
6/30/2009 8:52:17 AM
#978672
Ellytoad
Damnation! Lay off of the Muslim crap already!
6/30/2009 9:04:49 AM
#978741
Godbuster
What the...
6/30/2009 11:12:53 AM
#978827
KatAutumn
And they know this how? Michael Jackson has tried very hard ever since the child molestation scandal to keep out of the public eye as much as humanly possible. I think one of his brothers is a follower of Nation of Islam. How does that prove Michael was "leading closer to the Muslim faith than the Christian faith"?
Those idiots just don't want to examine the possibility that an eccentric potential pedophile will be spending eternity in heaven with them.
6/30/2009 2:38:50 PM
#979843
Drax
And what do you base this assertion on? Hubby said so, so it must be true?
7/1/2009 9:09:21 PM
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