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Quote# 62781

[on an atheist defending Catholics]

You defend them, because you're an unbeliever, and catholics are unbelievers. The world loves its own.

Chris, Y! answers 41 Comments [5/31/2009 5:37:35 AM]
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#963724
D Laurier.

Profound ignorance of his own religion.

Catholics are christians.

What a dumb shit

5/31/2009 5:45:58 AM

#963725
Mudak

The test over at beliefnet puts Catholic at the very bottom of my overall list. (Equal to Jehovahs Witnesses and conservative protestant...)

5/31/2009 5:48:06 AM

#963730
Lou

Shun the nonbeliever! SHUN!

5/31/2009 6:02:17 AM

#963731
aaa

Wait, what?

5/31/2009 6:03:43 AM

#963733
Thundersqueaks

"You defend them, because you're an unbeliever, and catholics are unbelievers."

We apologize for this break in reality. Normal service will be restored as soon as possible.

5/31/2009 6:24:13 AM

#963736
freako104

Except that they believe you dumbass.

5/31/2009 6:43:11 AM

#963748
John

"I believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible. And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all worlds; God of God, Light of Light, very God of very God; begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Father, by whom all things were made."

That was written by the Catholic Church in 325 AD. What exactly is it that Catholics not supposed to believe?

5/31/2009 7:56:26 AM

#963752
LDM

I was raised a Catholic in a very high-Catholic populated area. Like every other society there are good and bad Catholics. Most of the Catholics I've known live a more Christ-like life (kindness, generosity, respect for your fellow human being) than most of you christian who arrogantly declare that you have a front row ticket to heaven just because you are "saved".

But yes, Catholics believe in God and Christ and Salvation.

And I'll take being raised Catholic over being raised Evangelical any day.

5/31/2009 8:00:34 AM

#963755
Mayhem

No, wait... what?

Catholics are some of the biggest believers in the world. Between the trinity, Mary, and all the saints, the only religion that has more entities to pray to is Hindu.

5/31/2009 8:24:51 AM

#963759
EvoPagan

This one blew his audition for dumb and dumberer.

5/31/2009 8:30:34 AM

#963760
Orestes

Don't you just love how Christians are so accepting of one another?

5/31/2009 8:31:59 AM

#963761
JSS

Yep. Catholics don't believe in Jesus. That must be why they pray to Him.

5/31/2009 8:32:23 AM

#963765
Dio Fa

As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon! What an ultra-maroon!".

5/31/2009 8:44:58 AM

#963774
Spaceamoeba

I really do wish these guys would leave this world altogether. Other fundies too. Far far far away from here. My only fear though is if they colonised another planet they wouldn't give a crap about any other civilisation.

(Then again if we were spacefaring I wouldn't be here either xD).

5/31/2009 9:12:50 AM

#963778
Cobby Moggy

The Pope would be surprised to learn he's an atheist then.

5/31/2009 9:27:32 AM

#963780
A Friend

I bet this shit for brains considers anyone who isn't a member of his podunk town's church an unbeliever.

5/31/2009 9:35:51 AM

#963781
Jezebel's Evil Sister

As for myself, I'm a non-believer. I don't believe in any gods, but I do believe in grammar.

5/31/2009 9:45:26 AM

#963782


So Chrisitanity isn't the biggest religion in the United States?

5/31/2009 9:47:40 AM

#963786


Catholics were the first Christians and, funny as it is, atheists are not religious. Thanks for confirming the ignorance of the Fundies.

5/31/2009 10:02:19 AM

#963798
Headache

Home schooled into failure!

5/31/2009 10:24:31 AM

#963800
Papabear

Wait a minute. Back up the bus. Catholics are unbelievers of what? They believe in God and Christ. That divides them utterly from atheists. You need some quality time with a good dictionary.

5/31/2009 10:27:06 AM

#963811
Grigadil

I'm glad I don't feel the need to contend against everyone else in the world ... just a few carefully-selected targets and I'm happy.

5/31/2009 10:43:57 AM

#963826
Table Rock

Ah, the old, "Any one without my exact set of beliefs are unbelievers and evil" argument.

5/31/2009 11:30:57 AM

#963828
Argle Bargle

"My fringe cult is the only true faith!"

Also, I love it when fundies turn Y!A into their personal pulpit.

5/31/2009 11:35:46 AM

#963829
WMDKitty

*headdesk*

How many times do we have to explain this: CATHOLICS ARE CHRISTIANS! In fact, YOUR PETTY LITTLE DENOMINATIONS WOULDN'T EXIST IF IT WEREN'T FOR CATHOLICISM!

AAAAUGH!

5/31/2009 11:36:02 AM
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