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#963377
Xotan
Whatever gave you the idea that sensible people might want to hold social intercourse with idiots?
5/30/2009 11:01:07 AM
#963380
chibi
god loves the phone, though!
5/30/2009 11:06:04 AM
#963389
Dipsy
Translation: I don't know how to use it so it must be of the debil. If these twits were paying attention they'd realize that conservative politicians tweet more than the liberal ones. I know because I follow both.
5/30/2009 11:22:50 AM
#963404
Old Viking
That's not fair. Everyone thought fundies would find Twitter intellectually challenging.
5/30/2009 12:06:14 PM
#963438
NonProphet
I don't use Twitter because the ToS specifically states that they will sell your info to third parties and advertisers.
I do not, however, think that it's an affront to any god(s), necessarily.
Besides, if your god doesn't want Twitter to exist, and he's supposedly all-knowing and all-powerful, it seems to me that he could have just prevented it from being created.
5/30/2009 12:57:58 PM
#963441
Vince
from a religious stand point there's really no difference between twitter and whatever forum your on right now.
just saying.
5/30/2009 1:00:29 PM
#963473
WMDKitty
God didn't intend for you to use computers, or the internet, either, so GTFO....
5/30/2009 2:17:21 PM
#963477
Grigadil
Um, yeah, don't your 'knee-mails' get through?
5/30/2009 2:29:21 PM
#963578
Darwin's Lil' Girl
Well, the Bible says nothing happens unless God wills it...
5/30/2009 5:44:27 PM
#963611
Giveitaday
Which commandment was "Thou shalt not use Twitter for it is the tool of souless liberals who hate the lord yout god'? Because I've read the bible and fuck if i can find it.
5/30/2009 7:39:16 PM
#963619
Orion
"liberal Hollywood crowd."
no such thing. America doesn't have liberals
[/sortofsarcastic]
5/30/2009 8:01:41 PM
#963623
Zits
I twittered this...
5/30/2009 8:08:04 PM
#963701
Spaceamoeba
But internet forums are ok?
5/31/2009 3:00:48 AM
#963710
@eve: you ate the apple? good that we're in liberal hollywood twitter, otherwise i'd need to ban you lot
[Posted by god (Elohim) 4000BC]
5/31/2009 4:03:16 AM
#963743
Buddtee
Then go back and use the poney express or the telegram.
I sure Western Union wont mind the business..Dumb ass stupid technophobe.
5/31/2009 7:02:52 AM
#963775
Marc
Yeah. If God had intended us to talk to each other without being right next to each other, he would have given us louder voices, amirite?
Anyone who uses any other means of communication must be of the devil.
5/31/2009 9:16:15 AM
#963789
However, saying that God tol you so is a good way to communicate, or what?. Does God now approve sign language?
5/31/2009 10:10:54 AM
#963790
Following your logic, neither is Rapture Ready. Remember, it's the same old thing.
5/31/2009 10:11:23 AM
#963844
John
So if God didn't intend us to have flush toilets or soap, we should go around unbathed and crap in the street like Jesus and the disciples?
5/31/2009 12:48:09 PM
#963867
Osiris
How do you know God intended us to have computers? There are no computers in the Bible.
5/31/2009 2:16:18 PM
#963908
So, please, leave it.
5/31/2009 3:08:25 PM
#963921
Thejebusfire
Wait...What?
5/31/2009 3:28:05 PM
#964295
Moondog
It would be fun to Tweet these Fundie quotes to anyone who follows FSTDT for a few laughs, but I don't think it's workable. Most are WAY over 140 characters.
6/1/2009 2:57:44 PM
#964334
If God had wanted us to use twitter He wouldn't have invented the telephone.
6/1/2009 4:33:25 PM
#1198141
Rapax Pringer
wat
I have a Twitter, but I barely use it. I guess mainstream "librul Hollywood" tools aren't that effective on me.
8/26/2010 6:42:10 PM
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