"There is nothing wrong with loving someone who is gay."
Of course there is. Just read your Wholly Babble. It clearly states it's an "abomination unto Gawd" (along with eating shellfish, cutting your beard, wearing mixed fabric clothing and so on). Stoning to death is, apparently, the only cure for such a thing.
"There is nothing wrong with loving your pet cobra snake. But love or no love.....no one has any business trusting either around kids."
Oh, that's... not clever at all. Bet you thought it was when your preacher said it from the pulpit, didn't ya?
"A snake carries deadly venom."
Yes, but the Wholly Babble clearly states that you can handle them without fear. I suggest you try it.
"The faggot carries deadly disease, and the faggot is likely to assault the child sexually...."
No and no.
"in fact....."
I've noticed that when people like you say, "in fact" it usually isn't.
"if the snake is the lesser risk of the two.....and the zoo keeps snakes in cages......then why cant we put all of the faggots in cages to protect the public?"
Because your entire premise is fucking wrong to begin with.
"Everyday you could get up in the morning and water and feed your pet faggot and talk to your pet faggot."
I'd rather have a pet bigot. They're more amusing, particularly when ranting about things they know nothing about. So tell me, what size are you so I know how big to build the cage?
"Occasionally you could let your pet faggot out of the cage and have him do the dishes for you."
This is beginning to sound like some sort of repressed BDSM fantasy of yours...
Are you sure it's not you who would want to be caged only to be let out to serve your "master"?
"You could even train the faggot to feed the snake."
I wonder what Freud would make of all this talk of "faggots" (god, I hate that word...), cages and "snakes"?
I suspect you need some time on the couch with a good psychoanalyst. You seem to have some issues you're not willing to deal with openly.
"But never, ever, ever, trust either one of them around children. That is just not appropriate at all."
Why, pray tell, is this bullshit stereotype still making its rounds with you people?
"It has nothing to do with love. You can love your pet faggot just like you love your pet squirrell. But never, ever, allow them around children. They prey upon children."
Go away. Learn something. Maybe it'll make your head explode and save us all from having to put up with you.
Failing that, go play with a viper. Your Wholly Babble really does say you can handle them without fear.