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There is nothing wrong with loving someone who is gay. There is nothing wrong with loving your pet cobra snake. But love or no love.....no one has any business trusting either around kids. A snake carries deadly venom. The faggot carries deadly disease, and the faggot is likely to assault the child sexually....in fact.....if the snake is the lesser risk of the two.....and the zoo keeps snakes in cages......then why cant we put all of the faggots in cages to protect the public? Everyday you could get up in the morning and water and feed your pet faggot and talk to your pet faggot. Occasionally you could let your pet faggot out of the cage and have him do the dishes for you. You could even train the faggot to feed the snake. But never, ever, ever, trust either one of them around children. That is just not appropriate at all. It has nothing to do with love. You can love your pet faggot just like you love your pet squirrell. But never, ever, allow them around children. They prey upon children.

Razzputin, Argue with Everyone 124 Comments [5/21/2009 8:06:09 PM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

Why don't you let your child play with a Burmese python?

5/21/2009 8:09:14 PM



Unlike say...priests.

5/21/2009 8:13:43 PM



i'm calling poe on this one

5/21/2009 8:18:33 PM



Listening to these guys almost makes me wish I was gay. I would piss them off with my very existence.

Oh, wait. I'm an atheist; I already do.

5/21/2009 8:19:11 PM

Lunar-Xero

I call poe

5/21/2009 8:20:22 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

You sicken me. No, really. I'm actually feeling sicker over this.

5/21/2009 8:23:10 PM



You can love your pet fundie just like you love your pet squirrell. But never, ever, allow them around children. They prey upon children.




I fixed that for you. And you're insane if you think a cobra is safer than a gay man

5/21/2009 8:27:33 PM

Zoo

I really don't think you understand love.

5/21/2009 8:27:44 PM

HoJuSimpson

But I bet you luv dem lezzies, huh? Prick. I'm also calling poe/troll.

@ Zoo, Of course not, these people are completely loved starved. Friends and family probably hate them (or are just like them.) It's quite sad, when you really think about it...

5/21/2009 8:30:12 PM

Horsefeathers

"There is nothing wrong with loving someone who is gay."

Of course there is. Just read your Wholly Babble. It clearly states it's an "abomination unto Gawd" (along with eating shellfish, cutting your beard, wearing mixed fabric clothing and so on). Stoning to death is, apparently, the only cure for such a thing.

"There is nothing wrong with loving your pet cobra snake. But love or no love.....no one has any business trusting either around kids."

Oh, that's... not clever at all. Bet you thought it was when your preacher said it from the pulpit, didn't ya?

"A snake carries deadly venom."

Yes, but the Wholly Babble clearly states that you can handle them without fear. I suggest you try it.

"The faggot carries deadly disease, and the faggot is likely to assault the child sexually...."

No and no.

"in fact....."

I've noticed that when people like you say, "in fact" it usually isn't.

"if the snake is the lesser risk of the two.....and the zoo keeps snakes in cages......then why cant we put all of the faggots in cages to protect the public?"

Because your entire premise is fucking wrong to begin with.

"Everyday you could get up in the morning and water and feed your pet faggot and talk to your pet faggot."

I'd rather have a pet bigot. They're more amusing, particularly when ranting about things they know nothing about. So tell me, what size are you so I know how big to build the cage?

"Occasionally you could let your pet faggot out of the cage and have him do the dishes for you."

This is beginning to sound like some sort of repressed BDSM fantasy of yours...

Are you sure it's not you who would want to be caged only to be let out to serve your "master"?

"You could even train the faggot to feed the snake."

I wonder what Freud would make of all this talk of "faggots" (god, I hate that word...), cages and "snakes"?

I suspect you need some time on the couch with a good psychoanalyst. You seem to have some issues you're not willing to deal with openly.

"But never, ever, ever, trust either one of them around children. That is just not appropriate at all."

Why, pray tell, is this bullshit stereotype still making its rounds with you people?

"It has nothing to do with love. You can love your pet faggot just like you love your pet squirrell. But never, ever, allow them around children. They prey upon children."

Go away. Learn something. Maybe it'll make your head explode and save us all from having to put up with you.

Failing that, go play with a viper. Your Wholly Babble really does say you can handle them without fear.

5/21/2009 8:31:18 PM

Thinking Allowed

This is more suited to RSTDT.

5/21/2009 8:37:57 PM

Athena

God, this is thoroughly sickening. I really hope this is a poe.

But if it's not, on behalf of my "faggot" cousin and his partner--and everyone else who isn't a complete bigot, for that matter--I would like to invite Razputtin to go fuck himself with a rusty chainsaw.

(Also, first time posting. Go me.)

5/21/2009 8:38:00 PM

Undecided

The site is apparently a troll breeding ground.

5/21/2009 8:47:15 PM

Dr. Novakaine

You know, I seem to recall a huge scandal within the church where priests preyed on little boys. Should we put them in cages, too?

5/21/2009 8:49:21 PM

Missouri

So...you're saying we should pet them?

5/21/2009 8:53:29 PM

Red Dragon Disciple

For some reason this gave me a raging hard-on.

DAMN ME AND MY WEIRD FETISHES!

5/21/2009 8:55:38 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Poe.

This can't be real. I refuse to accept it.

5/21/2009 9:05:54 PM

solomongrundy

Mark 16:18 They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.

I await news of Ted Haggard setting up a Pentecostal gay handling cult.

Of course, that verse isn't in the early versions of the book of Mark, but neither is there anything in the early versions a about anyone seeing Jesus after the resurrection either, it ends with the empty tomb.

5/21/2009 9:41:35 PM

PhoenixUltima

This is an obvious troll.

5/21/2009 9:49:58 PM

Dane

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/21/2009 9:52:49 PM



This guy is clearly just trying to hard to piss people off. I call poe.

5/21/2009 9:55:22 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

@Thinking Allowed: "This is more suited to RSTDT."

Except that "gay" isn't a race.

5/21/2009 10:08:32 PM

dpareja

@Dark_Lord_Prime: Beat me to it.

5/21/2009 10:10:49 PM

lol what

Yeah... poe.

5/21/2009 10:19:22 PM

LadyJafaria

The funny thing is, I actually know someone who has a cobra. Of course, she's a trained reptile handler and rehabilitator, but she does still have a cobra. A beautiful orange one.

The funnier thing is, cobras are one of the least aggressive venomous snakes. More cobra bites happen because the person didn't even see the cobra and stepped on it than for any other reason.

The funniest thing is, the only accurate comparison one can make between a deadly snake and a gay person is that neither one "preys on" people of any age. The former wants to avoid them and the latter has normal interactions with them. End of.

5/21/2009 10:21:54 PM

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