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Quote# 62220

Good news!!!!
JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW

I got my stimulus package in the Mail today
It contained Watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, & 10 coupons to KFC.

Obama SUCKS, Topix 29 Comments [5/11/2009 12:21:15 PM]
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WTF?! || meh
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#953938
LadyJafaria

...There's nothing wrong with any of those things. I know you're trying to use racial stereotypes, but seriously, who wouldn't want free food? This is the best you people can do?

5/11/2009 12:34:23 PM

#953952
Antichrist

What, no black-eyed peas?

5/11/2009 12:58:27 PM

#953955


Obvious joke, meh.

5/11/2009 1:01:46 PM

#954014
Phil

you're not funny

5/11/2009 3:13:22 PM

#954020
Pule Thamex

Hi ObamaSUCKS, just wanted to let you know, you're doing a good job of getting the finer points of your philosophical and political views across to the world at large and particularly to the citizens of your own country, the United snigger States tee hee of America guffaw. You stupid piss-sipping thug. There's more intelligence in a ball of stale dough.

5/11/2009 3:23:47 PM

#954046
Tolpuddle Martyr

When you do a funny, make it funny - not retarded!

5/11/2009 4:06:19 PM

#954063
Papabear

And your point is? You don't like watermelon? You wanted to show us how great the word "watermelon" looks when capitalized? You're wealthy enough to eat at great restaurants like KFC without coupons?

5/11/2009 5:47:04 PM

#954074
Boxtop

Hey, if you won't take that stuff, I will. More watermelon, cornbread, and fried chicken for me.

5/11/2009 6:42:53 PM

#954075
Charni

Ugh, if you're going to make black stereotype jokes, please make ones that haven't been done to death already.

You're a freaking douche.

Here is a fire, perhaps you'd like to die in it?


5/11/2009 6:43:58 PM

#954084
Thejebusfire

For soome reason, quotes like this reminds me of Dave Chappelle: "People think somethings wrong with me cause I like fried chicken and watermelon. If you don't like fried chicken and watermelon, somethings wrong with you!"

5/11/2009 7:44:31 PM

#954118
lol what



hay guys

did you know that black people love watermelons and KFC

isn't that just hilarious

5/11/2009 10:00:46 PM

#954126
aaa

Your humour sucks.

5/11/2009 10:24:23 PM

#954202
shykid

Too bad it didn't include any Kool-Aid for you to drink.

5/12/2009 3:16:53 AM

#954245
The American Cowboy


Hahahaha! Oh, shoot, I'm roaring here - good one, Obama Sucks!

5/12/2009 6:16:44 AM

#954343
Diogenes' Barrel

the domestic chicken is the most common bird on earth. KFC is the largest American restaurant chain outside of the united states.
Chicken is consumed by just about every culture and is considered clean by just about every major religion.
Humanity's love of chicken crosses every major racial, class, social, political, religious, and geographical barrier.
It is not a *black* thing.

5/12/2009 9:26:36 AM

#954344
draco_nite

I chuckled a bit.

5/12/2009 9:27:21 AM

#954378
Omni Noodle

Oh, come on! Get some new material. Those cliches are as old as the dried pigshit on a redneck's dick.

Do you see what I did there?

5/12/2009 10:33:42 AM

#954517
Amanda

You don't like KFC? Send them to me, I'm trying to save money for my vacation.

5/12/2009 5:11:40 PM

#954535
Mrs. Antichrist

Hardy harr harr.

Seriously, though, I would be pretty damn excited if I got all of that in the mail.

5/12/2009 6:33:19 PM

#954561
Joey Joe Joe Jr Sabadoo

... and he has a big cock!!! ROFL

5/12/2009 7:16:32 PM

#954733
PWEOTWEB

I'll take those seeds and KFC coupons.

You can keep the cornbread though. Never was a fan of it :/

5/13/2009 5:29:43 AM

#954749
Katz

To quote Chris Brown... "Cornbread. Ain't nothing wrong with that."

5/13/2009 6:55:52 AM

#954901
DoctorTR

Can I have them then? I LOVE Kfc.

5/13/2009 10:20:52 AM

#955546
Kat

Look at the thread and how it was judged. Some other idiot thought that was funny. Wow, yeah, I mean it was sooo original. What a hilarious joke alright.

5/14/2009 4:19:54 PM

#956495
HoJuSimpson

Katz, I believe you mean Chris Rock! :P

5/16/2009 12:34:01 PM
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