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id find it disrespectful if someone called me jewish so i cant imagine how insulted jesus and moses would feel if they were called jewish. i just dont think we should insult them like that when im sure they would rather be called christians. i just dont think it is right to call them jewish when they seem more like christians to me. someone once said you can tell who a christian is by their fruits. its probably blasfamous to call them jewish it is just rude. everyone thinks of them as christians no one ever thinks of jesus as jewish do they?

Englands Rose, Christian Forums 133 Comments [4/29/2009 2:04:32 PM]
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Paschal Wagner

Antisemites for Moses!

4/29/2009 2:05:44 PM

Rat of Steel

Sorry, mate. Jesus and Moses (assuming they ever actually existed) won't suddenly stop being Jewish simply because the thought of them not being Christians (a religion that, by definition, didn't exist until after Jesus died and was resurrected) offends your fragile sensibilities.

At best, you're guilty of wishful thinking; at worst, you're outright delusional.

4/29/2009 2:08:24 PM

Crazianity

I believe Jesus said to kill the Jews. Or was that Hitler? I get them confused.

4/29/2009 2:15:08 PM

BobsOldSocks

Jesus isn't a Jew, he's Jew-ish. ;o)

4/29/2009 2:15:15 PM

Eden

I assume that Moses, if the books ascribed to him were written by a single man and not a collection of stories from various sources, would prefer to be called a jahwist instead of jewish.
Jesus however saw himself as a jew and, if you want to accept it or not, your origins are those of a jewish sect. It changed only with Paul ;)

4/29/2009 2:15:30 PM

theguyontheleft

I guess Jesus is allowed to break the commandments. If Jesus was a christian, then that would mean he worships himself, therefore he would be breaking the 1st commandment.

4/29/2009 2:16:59 PM

EvoPagan

no one ever thinks of jesus as jewish do they?

Only us sane people.

4/29/2009 2:18:45 PM

Doctor Whom

And the winner of the "Least Informed About One's Own Religion" award is ... (opens envelope) ... Englands Rose.

4/29/2009 2:19:53 PM

Zeus Almighty

id find it disrespectful if someone called me christian so i cant imagine how insulted jesus and moses would feel if they were called christian. i just don't think we should insult them like that when im sure they would rather as not have nothing to do with people who call themselves christians these days. i just dont think it is right to call them christians when they seem more like normal people to me. someone once said christians are a bunch of fruits. its probably blasfamous to call them christian it is just rude. everyone thinks of them as good no one ever thinks of jesus as christian do they?

Also, learn how to punctuate contractions; capitalize the word "I"; read up on the concept of run-on sentences. And lastly, the dictionary is your friend. It's not satanic or even "blasfamous" to use one.

4/29/2009 2:33:46 PM

Grigadil

All you fuckers are Abrahamists, so STFU.

4/29/2009 2:39:07 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

You are a Christian because you follow/worship Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ was Jewish because his parents were Jewish.

Moses was Jewish because the entire friggin' Old Testament is Jewish.

4/29/2009 2:50:46 PM

D Laurier.

Huh?

4/29/2009 3:01:20 PM

Illuminatalie

Troll.

4/29/2009 3:02:36 PM

Osiris

I don't think Jesus and Moses wouldn't have been insulted because they were Jewish!

4/29/2009 3:03:49 PM

Concerned Brit

Stealth Anti-Semitism for Jesus...

(and yes, I am aware of the irony of this, unlike my obviously bewildered countryman...)

4/29/2009 3:14:47 PM



Youre wrong, theyre both Muslims















:D:D:D

4/29/2009 3:22:54 PM

LabRat

Englands Rose is a comedic goldmine

4/29/2009 3:25:56 PM

WMDkitty

::repeated headdesks::

THEY *WERE* JEWISH!!!!! THEY WERE FUCKING *JEWS*, MAN, CHRISTIANITY HADN'T BEEN INVENTED YET!!!!!

Gods, are people really THIS FUCKING STUPID?!

AAAAUGH!

4/29/2009 3:29:56 PM

Amanda

But they were Jewish...especially Moses. He wouldn't even know what a Christian is.

4/29/2009 3:33:18 PM

b&wpac4

You should check out the profile and all the other posts Englands Rose has made. They are all pretty much comedy gold.

4/29/2009 3:42:58 PM

Old Viking

A prolonged "duh!" from Englands Rose. (Are they short of apostrophes in the UK?)

4/29/2009 3:50:46 PM

Bonono

I bet you think Jesus was white too, didn't you?

4/29/2009 3:52:12 PM

SIth Yeti

You know other then that idiot in that thread, I haven't read the whole thing, just a few pages from that quote on, they seem reasonable.

4/29/2009 3:57:16 PM

Mudak

Didn't someone once say, on the floor of, I believe, the Florida state legislature, something to the effect of "If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me..."

I think Englands Rose's comments beat that comment in terms of pure inanity, and that's saying a lot.

And why, exactly, would you find it disrespectful if someone called you Jewish?

4/29/2009 3:58:12 PM

HeathenAngel

POE... Please?

4/29/2009 4:10:50 PM
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