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That's the beauty of Heaven... we can leave our brains behind.

Lainy68, Rapture Ready 265 Comments [4/23/2009 1:30:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 377
Submitted By: Gebusi
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szena

Priceless.

4/23/2009 1:31:46 PM

Lady Renae

Best. Quote. Ever.

4/23/2009 1:32:19 PM

Prager

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (CRASH - the sound of me falling on the floor)

4/23/2009 1:33:19 PM

Xotan

Have you had an MRI scan to prove you have a brain for starters?

Actually, and all joking apart, this is the kind of comment that tells me those who make it are certifiable for sectioning.

4/23/2009 1:34:26 PM

Brent

Also the beauty of Arkansas, South Carolina, North Dakota ... or any other place fundies flock.

4/23/2009 1:34:40 PM

Gebusi

Having the pleasure of finding and posting this quote is probably the highlight of my internet experience.


*And auto-approving it was one of the highlights of mine. Well submitted! ~FSTDT Mod*

4/23/2009 1:34:50 PM

The Skeptic Wept

Kinda puts new meaning to the "Left Behind" series, huh?

4/23/2009 1:37:24 PM

Thammuz

Ok that's it. They said it.

4/23/2009 1:40:15 PM

Eden

With other words, you leave nothing well functioning or important behind :D

4/23/2009 1:41:31 PM

John

Impossible, Lainy - you're brain is your behind.

4/23/2009 1:41:40 PM

Rat of Steel

Well, the RR-tards certainly didn't waste any time getting themselves prepared, did they?

4/23/2009 1:41:55 PM

Grigadil

No brain, no pain.

4/23/2009 1:48:59 PM



fundie in a nutshell. XD

4/23/2009 1:49:52 PM

Zeus Almighty

Heh, heh. Too easy.

4/23/2009 1:51:28 PM

aaa

No matter what your religion is, this is what fundamentalism is all about.

4/23/2009 1:56:05 PM

Amanda

I think you already left your brains behind somewhere else.

4/23/2009 1:56:20 PM

cascade

Oh, wait. We already have.

This wins Quote of the Year award.

4/23/2009 1:56:45 PM

Paschal Wagner

I suppose you'd better, or Zombie Jesus will eat them.

4/23/2009 1:58:57 PM

Blackvoice

My life is now complete.

4/23/2009 1:59:30 PM

dpareja

This one'll probably keep me in stitches the rest of the day.

And maybe for the next few as well.

4/23/2009 2:02:35 PM

HoJuSimpson

I don't think that should be too difficult for you


4/23/2009 2:09:09 PM

John

[size=16]Safety Rapture[/size]
(by Fundies without Brains)

You can rapture if you want to
You can leave your brains behind
'Cause your brains don't rapture
And if they rapture
Well they're no brains of mine.

4/23/2009 2:10:34 PM

LDM

Way to easy.

4/23/2009 2:14:48 PM

Zeus Almighty

@ Amanda: "I think you already left your brains behind somewhere else."

Yep, and then he flushed.

4/23/2009 2:17:05 PM



No, no, no, no freaking way is this not a poe! This is just too damn perfect!

4/23/2009 2:25:17 PM
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