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Quote# 61678

That's the beauty of Heaven... we can leave our brains behind.

Lainy68, Rapture Ready 201 Comments [4/23/2009 1:30:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 242
Submitted By: Gebusi
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#944779
szena

Priceless.

4/23/2009 1:31:46 PM

#944780
Lady Renae

Best. Quote. Ever.

4/23/2009 1:32:19 PM

#944781
Prager

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (CRASH - the sound of me falling on the floor)

4/23/2009 1:33:19 PM

#944783
Xotan

Have you had an MRI scan to prove you have a brain for starters?

Actually, and all joking apart, this is the kind of comment that tells me those who make it are certifiable for sectioning.

4/23/2009 1:34:26 PM

#944784
Brent

Also the beauty of Arkansas, South Carolina, North Dakota ... or any other place fundies flock.

4/23/2009 1:34:40 PM

#944786
Gebusi

Having the pleasure of finding and posting this quote is probably the highlight of my internet experience.


*And auto-approving it was one of the highlights of mine. Well submitted! ~FSTDT Mod*

4/23/2009 1:34:50 PM

#944791
The Skeptic Wept

Kinda puts new meaning to the "Left Behind" series, huh?

4/23/2009 1:37:24 PM

#944795
Thammuz

Ok that's it. They said it.

4/23/2009 1:40:15 PM

#944797
Eden

With other words, you leave nothing well functioning or important behind :D

4/23/2009 1:41:31 PM

#944799
John

Impossible, Lainy - you're brain is your behind.

4/23/2009 1:41:40 PM

#944800
Rat of Steel

Well, the RR-tards certainly didn't waste any time getting themselves prepared, did they?

4/23/2009 1:41:55 PM

#944809
Grigadil

No brain, no pain.

4/23/2009 1:48:59 PM

#944811


fundie in a nutshell. XD

4/23/2009 1:49:52 PM

#944813
Zeus Almighty

Heh, heh. Too easy.

4/23/2009 1:51:28 PM

#944817
aaa

No matter what your religion is, this is what fundamentalism is all about.

4/23/2009 1:56:05 PM

#944818
Amanda

I think you already left your brains behind somewhere else.

4/23/2009 1:56:20 PM

#944819
cascade

Oh, wait. We already have.

This wins Quote of the Year award.

4/23/2009 1:56:45 PM

#944822
Paschal Wagner

I suppose you'd better, or Zombie Jesus will eat them.

4/23/2009 1:58:57 PM

#944824
Blackvoice

My life is now complete.

4/23/2009 1:59:30 PM

#944826
dpareja

This one'll probably keep me in stitches the rest of the day.

And maybe for the next few as well.

4/23/2009 2:02:35 PM

#944832
HoJuSimpson

I don't think that should be too difficult for you


4/23/2009 2:09:09 PM

#944833
John

Safety Rapture
(by Fundies without Brains)

You can rapture if you want to
You can leave your brains behind
'Cause your brains don't rapture
And if they rapture
Well they're no brains of mine.

4/23/2009 2:10:34 PM

#944836
LDM

Way to easy.

4/23/2009 2:14:48 PM

#944839
Zeus Almighty

@ Amanda: "I think you already left your brains behind somewhere else."

Yep, and then he flushed.

4/23/2009 2:17:05 PM

#944842


No, no, no, no freaking way is this not a poe! This is just too damn perfect!

4/23/2009 2:25:17 PM
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