Barack OSleeper Cell #fundie topix.com

How about the liberal version?
Thou shall condemn bigotry (unless of course, it's anti-Christian bigotry).
Thou shall spread disease through deviate gay sex.
Thou shall consider parenthood a condemnation instead of a gift.
Thou shall vote Democrat and try to steal elections by any means possible.
Thou shall not retaliate against terrorism. Let's talk instead.
Thou shall hate conservatism, capitalism and hard work.
Thou shall continue to blame George Bush for Obama's mistakes.
Thou shall ignore the threat of terrorism. They're just misunderstood.

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