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All men are born equal but atheists are only half men. Man consists of mind, soul and spirit. Atheists do not have a spirit (this makes them worth 2/3 of a normal hum man) and they hardly have a soul either as they can feel little more then hatred, geek and pathetic depressions. (no Christian can ever be depressed since we are Holy Children of God, depressed people are laughable) No atheist can never be in love, or ever feel true love. (their love is only lust and/or sadism) This makes them about 1/3 man. Also we all know that it's gay to be atheist and gays are not men, their are assheads who should terminated as well as other threats to the society. (like commies, feminists, masons and immigrants)

To sum it up, my dear amerikkkan fat asstheist neard with cola: You are a failure!

God's crusader, christianforums 139 Comments [4/7/2009 2:09:08 PM]
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#1142705
Professor M

What exactly is an "asstheist"? Someone who worships dat ass?

4/4/2010 12:49:46 PM

#1169877
Lizuka

To: ANTI ATHEISM

This is off the radar, but such a shame that nobody bothered to call you out on being a sad, sad creature.

No sense bothering to argue the point, though. Instead, a question - how on earth does one offend science? Does mathematics get offended too? English?

Actually, imagine your INSATIABLE LOVE FOR CAPS LOCK managed that last one.

6/20/2010 12:55:32 AM

#1169886
D

This had BETTER be a poe. If not

GDIAF

6/20/2010 3:10:05 AM

#1169887
Quantum Mechanic

Ain't no such thing as a soul, ain't no such thing as a spirit, and this moron ain't got no mind, either.

6/20/2010 3:12:13 AM

#1185580
AnotherUnbeliever

isn't a soul and a spirit the same thing? hmmm nice one

7/26/2010 9:47:21 PM

#1185581
Monu

He is a troll. O f course he is, no human can seriously think like that? Right? RIGHT??!?

7/26/2010 10:03:33 PM

#1187824
Ludd

"No atheist can never be in love"

Nice double negative jackass.

8/2/2010 5:58:22 PM

#1188726
Lady Nefarious

@Monu: I wouldn't be surprised if this was real, actually.

8/5/2010 11:17:51 AM

#1205158
Ted

he's right i DO feel geek

9/10/2010 12:45:47 AM

#1205168
Justanotheratheist

I am an atheist, I love my wife, and whatever shortcomings I may have as a man by your definition don't worry me in the least because they are based on false premises, like a soul.

Nor am I gay. You, on the other hand, protest too much so I wonder.....mmmm?


9/10/2010 2:23:31 AM

#1205760
The Duelist

Poe, definitely.

9/11/2010 11:43:06 AM

#1205908
The Wild One, Forever

Depressed people are laughable, huh? How loving and kindhearted of you.

9/11/2010 7:08:47 PM

#1540234
Kuyohashi

Man, when those green ideas sleep furiously, it is a motherfucker to behold, isn't it?

Is there a LoneWolf1984 Award for to Parse Ideas Not Well But Good?

5/15/2013 8:49:57 PM

#1540255
Swede

It's easy to see that you're just a little ball of God's sunshine and love, dearie! No hatred anywhere in your body, no siree!

No-one on Rapture Ready shows any sign of depression, right?

How do you know so much about how atheists feel? Have you ever been an atheist, in more or less adult age, that is?
What about women? I'm an atheist and I'm not man at all, completely woman.

What's a neard and why a cola?

5/15/2013 11:11:40 PM
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