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All men are born equal but atheists are only half men. Man consists of mind, soul and spirit. Atheists do not have a spirit (this makes them worth 2/3 of a normal hum man) and they hardly have a soul either as they can feel little more then hatred, geek and pathetic depressions. (no Christian can ever be depressed since we are Holy Children of God, depressed people are laughable) No atheist can never be in love, or ever feel true love. (their love is only lust and/or sadism) This makes them about 1/3 man. Also we all know that it's gay to be atheist and gays are not men, their are assheads who should terminated as well as other threats to the society. (like commies, feminists, masons and immigrants)

To sum it up, my dear amerikkkan fat asstheist neard with cola: You are a failure!

God's crusader, christianforums 140 Comments [4/7/2009 2:09:08 PM]
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Mike

Just... who the hell does he think he is???

4/7/2009 2:51:44 AM



Troll

4/7/2009 6:23:28 AM

Porter

Whatever. Not worth getting upset about.
I guess I can hope in the back of my head this guy gets hit by a bus or something.

4/7/2009 2:12:41 PM



no Christian can ever be depressed since we are Holy Children of God, depressed people are laughable

Poe. They may think like this, but they would never say it aloud.

4/7/2009 2:14:47 PM

Ouabache

Weak troll sauce.

4/7/2009 2:16:25 PM

The L

Hate to tell you this, sweetheart, but I remember as a teenager suffering from severe depression--and I was an extremely devout Christian whose depression was because I thought I wasn't pious enough.

Shiny mirror much?

4/7/2009 2:25:30 PM

Narwhalman

Poe.

4/7/2009 2:29:15 PM

Grigadil

...says the slobbering idiot.

4/7/2009 2:31:19 PM

Chronicsurfer

No real person could be so damn stupid, could they?

4/7/2009 2:33:35 PM

The Lazy One

Troll with a side of poe. Delicious.

4/7/2009 2:38:22 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"All men are born equal but atheists are only half men."

"Man consists of mind, soul and spirit."

"No atheist can never be in love, or ever feel true love. (their love is only lust and/or sadism) This makes them about 1/3 man."

MATHEMATICS FAIL!


4/7/2009 2:40:05 PM

Xotan

Half men vs two-thirds men...make up your mind. You are not very good at mathematics. Home-skooled? Or POE?

4/7/2009 2:40:06 PM

Frogflayer

I can beez half man half biscuit?

I was going to check this out in context and do a bit of poe sniffing but CF is having problems. They do, however, ask you to pray for them. That'll fix it.

4/7/2009 2:42:01 PM

Illuminatalie

Troll.

4/7/2009 2:46:09 PM

Vince

I was about to mention that "geek" is the best emotion ever, but then I noticed the brackets right after it.... and then the rest of the paragraph... now I'm just laughing.

also double negative on "No atheist can never be in love". apparently we're very loving people.

4/7/2009 3:07:11 PM

Osiris

Dehumanizing your opponents is the first step to genocide.

4/7/2009 3:08:19 PM

Moondog

You mean "Two and a Half Men" is about two gay lovers and a live-in atheist roomate? Well if that doesn't bring down the Republic!

4/7/2009 3:15:42 PM



You don't have a mind. There is no such thing as a soul or a spirit. Does that mean you don't exist?

4/7/2009 3:18:53 PM

CrazyHappyNinja

Robocop is half man and he's pretty bad ass.

4/7/2009 3:23:51 PM

Zipperback

Man consists of mind, soul and spirit.

Maybe you should add "body" or "flesh" to that list. Apparently GC thinks man is an incorporeal entity constructed of pure mental energy.

4/7/2009 3:43:53 PM

Ren

I take great pleasure in knowing that one of my best friends, a minster, would be more pissed than I was after reading this.

4/7/2009 3:50:11 PM

Dio Fa

A piss-poor attempt at trolling.

4/7/2009 3:50:13 PM

Ren

I take great pleasure in knowing that one of my best friends, a minster, would be more pissed than I was after reading this.

4/7/2009 3:53:17 PM

Doomie 22

I'm calling poe.

4/7/2009 3:57:40 PM

shlax12

The math checks out.... time to go convert

4/7/2009 3:58:25 PM

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