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People die . Perverse spirits, demons need a body to fulfil lustful desires and when given a place to have legal ground to possess a person such demons can infest a person to such an extent that they become zombie like under demonic influence.

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When a person is under demonic possession they are driven to indulge in sexual perversion that debases the reproductive act of procreation just to satisfy demonic lusts that will condemn them to hellfire like the wicked population of Sodom and Gomorrah.

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They couldnot stop the judgement fire of God. God destroyed those filthy dreamers witj fire and brimstone. Archeologists have found radioactive particles in the burnt ashes of the remains of Sodom and Gomorrah.

What will destroy the world in the end times ?
Fire.The heavens will be dissolved with fervent heat.

Errol Smythe, Chicago Sun Times comments 42 Comments [3/9/2009 3:07:18 PM]
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Osiris

So let me understand this? People natually don't want to do these "perversions of reproduction". But demons make them do it. And if you don't pray the demons out God will punish you, even though you weren't accountable for your actions because you were under the control of said demons? And were do the demons go exactly? Back to Hell were they can head out and do it again.

This theology is pretty fucked.

3/9/2009 3:13:51 PM



"When a person is under demonic possession they are driven to indulge in sexual perversion that debases the reproductive act of procreation just to satisfy demonic lusts that will condemn them to hellfire like the wicked population of Sodom and Gomorrah."
So... they're condemned to hell even though they're being forced to sin by the demon controlling them? That makes even less sense than usual...

3/9/2009 3:19:09 PM

BrightStars

Citation really fucking needed

3/9/2009 3:20:03 PM

Headache

I'm a Demon Fucker!

3/9/2009 3:26:34 PM

seraphicreverie

I thought there wasn't any historical or physical evidence that Sodom and Gomorrah ever existed, so wouldn't it be difficult to find radioactive particles where they were, considering their location isn't specified or known?

Anyways, I find it really fucking sad that this day and age people still have these ridiculous, medieval ideas.

3/9/2009 3:28:21 PM



Yeah...no. You are completely wrong.

3/9/2009 3:29:17 PM

EvoPagan

Zombie apocalypse isn't actual real.

3/9/2009 3:32:27 PM

Illuminatalie

Demons! There haven't been enough posts lately about all the wonders of demons IMO.

The brain can be dysfunctional in a wide variety of ways, and to differing degrees. (That's what makes humans fun - we're all crazy in our own way). These primitive morons STILL think it's all down to demonic possession - pity those schizophrenics whose families actually ENCOURAGE them to believe in their own delusions.

And of course, if you're some closeted fundie living in Egypt, repeating stuff like this makes it all the easier to believe that getting flushed when you watch the pastor bend over the altar is a demonic attack.

3/9/2009 3:35:27 PM

Zoo

LOL. People with normal desires are possessed by demons now?

3/9/2009 3:36:57 PM

Doctor Whom

"Archeologists have found radioactive particles in the burnt ashes of the remains of Sodom and Gomorrah." Are these the same "archeologists" who are the only people who can find evidence for the Great Flood or the Exodus?

3/9/2009 3:40:21 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

The reproductive organs are right smack dab in the middle of a waste disposal system. In fact, the same tube that your "holy seed" passes through is the same tube that piss comes out of.. if anyone debased the act of sex, it was your gad..if he even made us.

3/9/2009 4:01:38 PM

Pule Thamex

I'm hoping for a bit of demonic possession later on this evening. I hope Mrs Thamex is too.

3/9/2009 4:26:47 PM

Jedi Knight

Well, when the sun expands I guess there will be fire.

3/9/2009 5:02:16 PM



such demons can infest a person to such an extent that they become zombie like under demonic influence.
Then they get up, roll the stone away from the door of the tomb with superhuman strength, and walk among us and we'll never get rid of them. Or their followers.

3/9/2009 5:03:50 PM

Old Viking

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Fire and Ice, Robert Frost

3/9/2009 5:06:39 PM

Bender Bending Rodriguez

"They couldnot stop the judgement fire of God. God destroyed those filthy dreamers witj fire and brimstone. Archeologists have found radioactive particles in the burnt ashes of the remains of Sodom and Gomorrah."

i can haz location of sodom'n'gomorrah? mmmkthxbai

3/9/2009 5:16:08 PM

Dio Fa

If I understand you correctly, I will get sent to hell for my "perversions". Then I can escape from hell, possess some undead human, and continue enjoying my "perversions" until I get sent back. Wash, rinse, repeat.

What incentive are you giving me to give up my "perversions"?

3/9/2009 5:35:26 PM

Chi

Tell me, wise one, will the gay zombie apocalypse take place at Sodom and Gomorrah? I'm going to need a time and place if you want me to rsvp.

3/9/2009 7:47:04 PM

zaatheist

You have not been getting any have you?

3/9/2009 7:56:36 PM

Philbert McAdamia

...demons need a body to fulfil lustful desires and when given a place to have legal ground to possess a person...

Legal ground? OK, I can see Satan being a lawyer, it figures.

3/9/2009 9:55:47 PM

aaa

You should back your claims, kid.

3/9/2009 11:22:38 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

"People die . Perverse spirits, demons need a body to fulfil lustful desires and when given a place to have legal ground to possess a person such demons can infest a person to such an extent that they become zombie like under demonic influence."

Necrophile demon zombies? Oh man I haven't heard of that since Peter Jacksons pre LOTR zombie schlocker "Brain Dead", ironically enough one of the necrophiliac zombies was a priest ;)

3/10/2009 2:05:31 AM

Tallyho

"Archeologists have found radioactive particles in the burnt ashes of the remains of Sodom and Gomorrah."

Hmmm! the only websites that talk about this are christian ones that all refer to each other.

However there is another explanation of where the Sodom and Gomorrah myth may have come from.

Look up Kofels' Impact Event

3/10/2009 3:51:35 AM

CJ

Damn it, Old Viking beat me to it!

3/10/2009 3:56:48 AM



"Archeologists have found radioactive particles in the burnt ashes of the remains of Sodom and Gomorrah. "

Doctors have found bullshit in the crainiums of fundies.

3/10/2009 6:35:10 AM

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