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[I've been on DOZENS of digs all throughout Colorado, Wyoming. Why haven't I found humans with dinosaurs?]

because humans didn't shack up with dinos...humans in the past probably got as far away from dinos as possible. You probably won't find humans near fossil lions either. It only makes sense that you'd get far away from creatures that might want to eat or hurt you.

supersport, CARM 37 Comments [2/17/2009 4:26:24 PM]
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#903484
agentCDE

Except if dinosaurs wanted to eat or hurt people, it stands to reason they'd succeed eventually, or at least get a spear in the face for their trouble, so you can see how your argument falls to tiny bits.

2/17/2009 4:28:52 PM

#903486
Dan Onymous

65 million years is certainly about as far away as you can get...

2/17/2009 4:29:37 PM

#903496
aaa

We have entered the WTF zone.

2/17/2009 4:34:22 PM

#903502
colonel catastrophe

WOW! What a rock solid argument!!! I really don't know how anyone could refute such "logic."

2/17/2009 4:37:37 PM

#903504
breakerslion

And Fred Flintstone didn't hunt the herbivores because they weren't kosher? Please resume your normal habit of sniffing airplane glue and STFU.

2/17/2009 4:38:17 PM

#903506
Lucilius

I thought you claimed pre-Fall (i.e., before 4004 B.C.) dinosaurs were all happy vegetarians living in harmony with us. Or is that just the other bunch of total whackjobs that follows Dr. Tax-Cheat?

2/17/2009 4:39:37 PM

#903522
Mrs. Antichrist

So if no dinosaur ever succeeded in killing, harming or even coming near a human, how would these people have known to avoid the dinosaurs in the first place?

2/17/2009 4:46:06 PM

#903526
Painful

For a second there I was, "What? Shack up with dinos?" Then I saw Supersport... ah, how we love thee...

I'm currently shacked up with two "dinos" if you count reptiles in general as descendants.

2/17/2009 4:47:20 PM

#903528
Thammuz

*rolleyes*

2/17/2009 4:47:48 PM

#903543
Rat of Steel

(aaa)
"We have entered the WTF zone."


*pfft* Dude, we're talking about Supersport. He all but lives there.

2/17/2009 4:52:01 PM

#903549


You got the first part of the first sentence right. You should've quit while you were ahead.

2/17/2009 4:54:00 PM

#903555
Mister Spak

But T-Rex ate grass or palm trees or something.

2/17/2009 4:56:46 PM

#903562
Pule Thamex

Let's face it, this twit supersport is irredeemably stupid.

2/17/2009 5:00:21 PM

#903588
John

If dinosaurs didn't eat humans, humans wouldn't have avoided them, so we'd find them together. If they did eat humans, the dinosaurs would have left human remains around and we still would find them together.

2/17/2009 5:11:29 PM

#903589
Quantum Mechanic

"Why haven't I found humans with dinosaurs?"

Because they never coexisted, dumbass.

2/17/2009 5:12:48 PM

#903632
Frank

I'm currently shacked up with two "dinos" if you count reptiles in general as descendants.

Definitely don't. T-Rex had a wishbone - the descendants of dinosaurs are very clearly birds and not reptiles. There actually were reptiles that coexisted with the dinosaurs, and of course your iguanas are descended from them.

The oldest currently surviving reptile is the Tuatara of New Zealand, whose lineage goes back 225 million years. Since many famous dinosaurs didn't come on the scene until 100 million years ago (or less), that Tuatara is one ancient species.

-Frank

2/17/2009 5:28:51 PM

#903636
David B.

But I can find fossil lions in the same rock strata as human remains, even miles apart. Why has no-one ever found a fossil human bone in the same layer of rock as a dinosaur fossil?

2/17/2009 5:30:06 PM

#903656


Hey, folks in my neck of the woods generally avoid rattlesnakes and bears, but that doesn't mean we don't have any nearby.

2/17/2009 5:37:57 PM

#903683
GreenEyedLilo

Then why do we always see zebras near lions on Animal Planet?

2/17/2009 5:45:00 PM

#903685
Blackvoice

So far away, they hadn't ever seen each other!

2/17/2009 5:45:16 PM

#903820
GigaGuess

And those lions and dinosaurs wouldn't leave bones or anything...?

2/17/2009 6:25:03 PM

#903887
pete

Dang! I can't recall where I read the article but, there was recently a find in Africa of dozens of human victims of big cats, dated about 50,000 years ago, mixed with the big cats who killed them. Humans have always been prey and, in many places, they still are. Yet we find their remains alongside the creatures who prey upon them.

2/17/2009 6:54:10 PM

#903924
Mister Spak

If the citizens of Bedrock used dinosaurs as busses and airplanes why do we not find the remains of humans and dinosaurs at scenes of primordial transportation accidents?

2/17/2009 7:11:22 PM

#903943
SpankyZeHam

Supersport strikes again!

2/17/2009 7:17:51 PM

#903966
Snarky

Yeah, except if they did eat you. Then, you know. The bones would---

Oh fuck it! Fuck it all. I need a puppy break from all this shit.

2/17/2009 7:27:42 PM
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