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In 2002 Sweden made it legal for fags to adopt children. How much more unnatural can you get than being a fag? When you can’t follow a simple commandment (Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination) you will never be able to raise a child in the nurture and admonition of the Lord.

Ephesians 6:4 And, ye fathers, provoke not your children to wrath: but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord.

Fags are never happy unless they’re pushing their filth down everyone’s throat. Here is just another example of how fags will stop at nothing to make everyone accept their disobedience to their God. Two publishing companies, Vilda and Olika, are publishing children’s books with the theme that having same-sex parents is a “natural” way of life. WTF? There is NOTHING natural about being a fag! Listen up Sweden, those children are an inheritance from God and this is what you teach them? Not a good idea!

Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates Sweden 68 Comments [2/12/2009 9:24:44 PM]
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can a man stick his dick into another man's vagina as he would with a woman? no.

can a man stick his dick into another man's ass like he can with a woman's ass? yes.

2/12/2009 9:28:05 PM

McCulloch

I can see that the Westboro group are opposed to anyone raising children unless it is in the nurture and admonition of the Lord. They better get ready to remove children from a whole lot of straight folks. Hindus, Muslims, Atheists, lapsed Christians and Democrats will be barred from raising kids.

Fundies are never happy unless they’re pushing their idiocy down everyone’s throat. Here is just another example of how fundies will stop at nothing to make everyone accept their obedience to their particular God. Many publishing companies are publishing children’s books with the theme that having fundy parents is a rational way of life. WTF? There is NOTHING rational about being a fundy! Listen up America, those children are the future of humanity and this is what you teach them? Not a good idea!

2/12/2009 9:30:29 PM



"Pushing their filth down everybody's throat"?

lol

You guys are way too obsessed with gay sex. Just go suck a cock (or in the case of the Westboro ladies, lick some carpet) and get it over with.

2/12/2009 9:35:21 PM

????

Those gay animals would like a word with you. Yes, they can talk, like that snake in the Bible.

2/12/2009 9:39:22 PM

Thejebusfire

[Ephesians 6:4 And, ye fathers, provoke not your children to wrath: but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord. ]

Isn't that nice? Now here is a teaching of Christ (remember him, he's the "son" of that god you're always preaching about) you seem to ignore:

25On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. "Teacher," he asked, "what must I do to inherit eternal life?"
26"What is written in the Law?" he replied. "How do you read it?"

27He answered: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind'[c]; and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'[d]"

28"You have answered correctly," Jesus replied. "Do this and you will live."

29But he wanted to justify himself, so he asked Jesus, "And who is my neighbor?"

30In reply Jesus said: "A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he fell into the hands of robbers. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. 31A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. 32So too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. 33But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. 34He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, took him to an inn and took care of him. 35The next day he took out two silver coins[e] and gave them to the innkeeper. 'Look after him,' he said, 'and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.'

36"Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?"

37The expert in the law replied, "The one who had mercy on him."
Jesus told him, "Go and do likewise."


Luke 10: 23-27



[WTF? There is NOTHING natural about being a fag! ]

Yes there is. Infact around a quarter of the Black Swan population is gay. Look it up.


2/12/2009 9:45:26 PM

Panz

"Westboro Baptist Church"

That says it all right there, if anyone in this world deserves to die a slow death, it's these fuckers

And you know, taking things out of context, watch this;
How do you know the word 'lie' in your sentence doesn't really mean not telling the truth...since women are shit in your book, it's prolly alright to lie to them, but not men

Kindly castrate yourself on a pitchfork asswipe, you fuckers truly deserve death

2/12/2009 9:46:29 PM

davros

you can tell how much the Westboro god hates Sweden
he keeps sending Cyclones Bushfires and Earthquakes to devastate Sweden all the time
Oh wait !!!!

2/12/2009 9:47:41 PM

Barikada

"How much more unnatural can you get than being a fag?" You're complaining about things that are unnatural. On the internet.

2/12/2009 9:47:42 PM

bcraig5

Blah, blah, blah God,blah blah, blah, I hate gays, blah blah, blah, I hate...opps God hates everything, blah blah, blah. *pay attention to me*

2/12/2009 9:50:37 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Here is just another example of how fags will stop at nothing to make everyone accept their disobedience to their God.

And what if they dont have one?

2/12/2009 9:50:45 PM

Pule Thamex

Some anagrams of Westboro Baptist Church:-

A bobwhite crotch spurts.
Hot scrubbers chop a twit.
Twit Bob's top arse church.
Bitch pro tows butch arse.

2/12/2009 9:55:59 PM

werewolf

True.
Cigarettes (same gender or no) have no business adopting human children.

Sweden, you have been warned. Repent or a plague of smoker's cough will fall on you like the mighty Samson fell on Delilah.

2/12/2009 10:00:11 PM

Illuminatalie

I thought it was a troll then I saw it was the God Hates Everything church.


2/12/2009 10:01:57 PM

Zabimaru

I find that whole site hilarious. And I learn so much about my country that I would never have guessed. But one of the funniest things is the banner at the top, showing a picture of a man photoshopped onto a picture of the ice-hotel, holding a sign that says "YOU WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN".....

What?
No, seriously, what?
I wonder if that has some scriptural basis...

2/12/2009 10:08:17 PM

Zabimaru

Haha, oh, wait, I just found something that I find even more amusing. The whole page "God's Wrath Revealed" is a hoot!
It's supposedly a list of God's awesome, horrendous punishments against Sweden, and it has entries like:

"August 5, 2008 – Strong winds and torrential downpours resulted in power loss in nearly 11,000 homes. The normal rainfall for one month fell in one day…our God doeth all things well! Expect more and worse to come Sweden!"

Oh yes, witness the great power of God! It... rained.

2/12/2009 10:10:50 PM

GigaGuess

In 2002 Sweden made it legal for fags to adopt children. How much more unnatural can you get than being a fag?
Commanding people not to have sex unless a very specific set of requirements are met? Glasses? Electricity? Plastic? Shall I continue? I could go all night.

When you can’t follow a simple commandment (Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination) you will never be able to raise a child in the nurture and admonition of the Lord.
Okay, so what about parents that have vegetable gardens? Ones that dare to wear polyblend? Ones that have to work on weekends? Because if you're talking part of Leviticus, you better take all of it.

Ephesians 6:4 And, ye fathers, provoke not your children to wrath: but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord.
But if you provoke your children to wrath AND bring them up in God...then you're a PHELPS!

Fags are never happy unless they’re pushing their filth down everyone’s throat.
Excuse me? How is us wanting to quietly make our own families forcing ANYTHING down your throat? If anything, it's you guys crashing down our doors and force feeding us YOUR beliefs.

Here is just another example of how fags will stop at nothing to make everyone accept their disobedience to their God.
Nah. We just want you guys to BUTT OUT! Not your business. Not your problem. So leave this between God and us.

Two publishing companies, Vilda and Olika, are publishing children’s books with the theme that having same-sex parents is a “natural” way of life. WTF?
Gee. It's like they see the fact that there ARE same sex parents out there...and they DON'T want kids screeching like harpies at them, and treating their kids like trash because they have two mommies, or two daddies. Unbelievable!

There is NOTHING natural about being a fag!
Except for the fact that homosexuality occurs in nature. But don't let things like proper definitions stop you.

Listen up Sweden, those children are an inheritance from God and this is what you teach them? Not a good idea!
Yeah...teaching kids that tolerance of others is good...and to love their neighbors...gee...who would think of teaching people tripe like this, I ask. Who?

Further proof that the Westboro Baptist Cult is just a bunch of hateful, sour, soulless ghouls who see their sole existence as to strip others of any happiness in their lives, or failing that, to turn already tragic moments into absolute living nightmares. May they get everything coming to them that they deserve and more.

2/12/2009 10:16:28 PM

Malkavian Jeff

The only unnatural event happening is your bigotry oppression.

2/12/2009 10:18:41 PM

Syb

And this is why God is punishing Sweden with... um... um... how exactly is God punishing Sweden, again? Last I heard, it wasn't exactly Eden, but they were doing pretty well for themselves.

2/12/2009 10:20:30 PM

Godbuster

"How much more unnatural can you get than being a fag?"

Ummmm...by being a robot ?

2/12/2009 10:31:30 PM

Ajax

That's actually a little late considering there's been states where they can adopt in the US before then.

I've noticed that although Scandinavian countries provide the most social welfare they also tend to be more socially conservative than other European countries(but still not more socially conservative than most American states). This is also reflected in their highly punitive drug policies in comparison to the rest of Europe.

2/12/2009 10:33:16 PM

Berny

The Westboro Baptist Church. God's hateful little retards.
You know what? If your god is so hateful and intolerant of his creation as you are making him out to be, the asshole doesn't deserve my worship, only my contempt.

2/12/2009 10:42:50 PM

DevilsChaplain

blah blah blah we're attention whores blah blah blah
Rated 5. Cheers!

2/12/2009 10:50:57 PM



But it's completely natural to raise your kids to be full of hatred, and drag them to protests all over the country to persecute one minority group. Riiight.

2/12/2009 10:53:18 PM

GigaGuess

@Berny

I have to agree. Whatever God the WBCultists worship will never be appeased, so I fail to see why we should bother trying.

2/12/2009 10:56:36 PM

Doctor Whom

In 2002 Sweden made it legal for fags to adopt children.

And the horrifying results are? Don't tell me; let me guess: You have evidence that those children are mentally scarred; you just won't share it with us.

2/12/2009 10:57:30 PM

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