How is it we can be so “wrong” on this board?
I really would like to be right. Let me explain.
I have to admit, even though I don’t want to, that I was rather shocked that the swearing in of Obama went off without a hitch. Why didn’t something happen? Should it have? We as people on this board seem to think and know what should or maybe should be taking place anytime now. Why didn’t Russia decide to make a move on the US? Why didn’t Israel bomb Iran? Why didn’t someone try to take out Obama yesterday? Is Obama the Antichrist? Is Obama really taking this country down the tubes? Etc… On and on in the back of my mind (sometimes in the front as well) I’ve waited and waited for these things to happen, something to actually happen as it came to pass, if not all of them, at least one thing, just one, is that too much to ask?
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Why didn’t Russia decide to make a move on the US? Why didn’t Israel bomb Iran? Why didn’t someone try to take out Obama yesterday?
is that too much to ask?
Haha, you are a grade A nimrod and psychopath. You'll never be a danger to much more than yourself.
I really would like to be right.
I really would like to be Johnny Depp. I guess both of us are out of luck.
Why didn’t something happen?
A combination of a) the Secret Service, b) most people actually being somewhat sane, and c) God's non-existence (or OK, possibly benevolence).
I’ve waited and waited for these things to happen, something to actually happen as it came to pass, if not all of them, at least one thing, just one, is that too much to ask?
"Please, God, just smite SOME of the people I hate."
This could be some sort of anti-Poe - an atheist trying to spread a little sanity in there, knowing very well that the only way to do that is to pose as a fundie, and serve it to them very gently.
Either that or they're as insane as we all knew they were.
"I’ve waited and waited for these things to happen, something to actually happen as it came to pass, if not all of them, at least one thing, just one, is that too much to ask?"
Way too much, imbecile.
(Paschal Wagner)
You and me both. I'd like to be with Johnny Depp. Him, and Keira Knightley. Separately, or simultaneously; it matters not.
Wait...did you just express disappointment that one of your brethren didn't murder our new president on the day of his inauguration?
You know, I was actually concerned that someone might try that, but attempted to comfort myself by thinking, 'nah, no one would be that crazy or stupid '.
Seems I underestimated your kind.
If McCain had won and someone wrote such a thing about him, you'd be absolutely dripping with sanctimonious, self-righteous anger and outrage. So why is it okay for you to wish death and destruction upon Barack Obama, you twisted piece of shit?
"How is it we can be so “wrong” on this board?"
Because it's all wishful thinking and has no bearing on reality.
The things you want to happen are obscene for the most part. Which gives me pause to think that maybe it's not all as amusing as I thought. There are some seriously ill people on Rapture Ready.
It's not normal to carry-on the way that some of you do. Many of you are just delusional and probably not very bright, but there are some genuinely mad people among you.
Love ya, Pule.
"How is it we can be so “wrong” on this board? "
Because you're all a bunch of delusional loons.
There used to be a name for "reverse poe"* on the old BBS. "Guiser", I think. Less negative connotation than "Troll", more like "Devil's Advocate".
* That was before Poe's Law was famous, so we would not have used that, either.
Every time a Raptard loses his faith, a bell rings.
... wait, I think that's backwards...
Seems that the fantasy comes crumbling down. How sweet it is.
Why didn’t Russia decide to make a move on the US? Why didn’t Israel bomb Iran? Why didn’t someone try to take out Obama yesterday?
Was any of that supposed to happen? Was a single thing that was claimed on RR foretold in the bible? Is it possible that RR has gotten snuff fanfic confused with biblical prophecy?
Is Obama really taking this country down the tubes? Etc
On and on in the back of my mind (sometimes in the front as well) I’ve waited and waited for these things to happen, something to actually happen as it came to pass, if not all of them, at least one thing, just one, is that too much to ask?
You still don't get it do you? Are you so attatched to your death cult fanfic that you can't see it for what it is?
Why didn’t Russia decide to make a move on the US?
Because they're not ready to die yet.
Why didn’t someone try to take out Obama yesterday? Is Obama the Antichrist?
Now see, if the government ever does take an interest in your site (like the more paranoid members have suggested) it'll be due to talk like that.
Why can't we have just ONE massivley destructive war, only killing people I don't know in a country I can't point out on a map, so that the prophecies of my loony death cult can be fulfilled? Is that too much to ask?
Holy Fuck! This is unbelievable! Oh, I'm sure it would have made your fucking day if Obama had been taken out! The raptoid cum would have been flowing knee deep! Jesus, you people really are the lowest of the fucked up low. Every single one of you deserves to die a horrid painful slow death.
Kinda sorta qoute mining when you read the full post...just saying. :(
@chirs3
Poes law (you can google it) says that it is impossible to tell a troll making fun of the fundies with a satirical post from an actual fundie post. That is because no matter how insane, illogical, and non-sensical your satire troll post is some fundie can and will post something almost identical.
So when someone here calls Poe they are saying the poster was a troll and not an actual fundie. As stated above this is impossible to say with any certainty...but sometimes there are clues.
I bet if you had prior knowledge of 9/11, you'd be praying for it to happen.
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Kindly get sodomized with a meat hook and die in a fire.
Considering the Retarded apparently come here sometime, I would love to see their reaction.
"What, a Poe. This satanist/gay/whatever...
The KKK are just so fucking lazy these days tcht!!!
Isreal bomb Iran - WTF - you think the USA is so important that God will kill folk on the other side of the world for you?? Like what Bush did!
I hope you get raptured soon. I don't really care who raptures your ass!
So, this lunatic is angry at God for not having directed some sort of catastrophe/mass loss of human lives in response to Obama's inauguration? Heh.
I agree with Illuminatalie. This fuckhead is a nutter, a psychopath, someone who can only endanger himself or herself.
Here's the thing though, they actually seem to be almost considering doubting their faith, which is interesting...However, this person's apparent lack of moral concern towards human suffering or the greater good seems to indicate they'll likely just submerge into the sociopathic Rapture-believing muck they've always believed in.
SO now he's getting impatient, impatient at his own God?
Wow, I'm surprised the others RR's didn't flay him...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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