Quote# 57318

How is it we can be so “wrong” on this board?

I really would like to be right. Let me explain.

I have to admit, even though I don’t want to, that I was rather shocked that the swearing in of Obama went off without a hitch. Why didn’t something happen? Should it have? We as people on this board seem to think and know what should or maybe should be taking place anytime now. Why didn’t Russia decide to make a move on the US? Why didn’t Israel bomb Iran? Why didn’t someone try to take out Obama yesterday? Is Obama the Antichrist? Is Obama really taking this country down the tubes? Etc… On and on in the back of my mind (sometimes in the front as well) I’ve waited and waited for these things to happen, something to actually happen as it came to pass, if not all of them, at least one thing, just one, is that too much to ask?

Cornerstone, RaptureReady 51 Comments [1/27/2009 1:14:25 PM]
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Illuminatalie

Why didn’t Russia decide to make a move on the US? Why didn’t Israel bomb Iran? Why didn’t someone try to take out Obama yesterday?

is that too much to ask?

Haha, you are a grade A nimrod and psychopath. You'll never be a danger to much more than yourself.

1/27/2009 1:19:06 PM

Paschal Wagner

I really would like to be right.

I really would like to be Johnny Depp. I guess both of us are out of luck.

Why didn’t something happen?

A combination of a) the Secret Service, b) most people actually being somewhat sane, and c) God's non-existence (or OK, possibly benevolence).

I’ve waited and waited for these things to happen, something to actually happen as it came to pass, if not all of them, at least one thing, just one, is that too much to ask?

"Please, God, just smite SOME of the people I hate."

1/27/2009 1:19:16 PM

Doctor Whom

How is it we can be so “wrong” on this board?

Let me count the ways.

1/27/2009 1:36:38 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

Get used to the disappointment, fundies. You have another 4-8 years before you even have a shot again.

1/27/2009 1:37:56 PM

Slater

This could be some sort of anti-Poe - an atheist trying to spread a little sanity in there, knowing very well that the only way to do that is to pose as a fundie, and serve it to them very gently.

Either that or they're as insane as we all knew they were.

1/27/2009 1:40:36 PM

muters

Yes - invasions, wars and assassinations really are too much to ask.

1/27/2009 1:41:48 PM

Affine Connection

"I’ve waited and waited for these things to happen, something to actually happen as it came to pass, if not all of them, at least one thing, just one, is that too much to ask?"

Way too much, imbecile.
DIAF

1/27/2009 1:42:44 PM

Lucilius

Now this is indeed a miracle – a hardcore fundie almost, almost, almost getting a clue.

1/27/2009 1:45:30 PM

Rat of Steel

(Paschal Wagner)
"I really would like to be Johnny Depp. I guess both of us are out of luck."


You and me both. I'd like to be with Johnny Depp. Him, and Keira Knightley. Separately, or simultaneously; it matters not.

1/27/2009 1:53:21 PM



I concur with Slater... probably a reversePoe with an idea to cause a little cognitive dissonance.

1/27/2009 1:55:26 PM

Detrs

Yes.

1/27/2009 1:58:40 PM

Kung Fu Hamsta

Wait...did you just express disappointment that one of your brethren didn't murder our new president on the day of his inauguration?

You know, I was actually concerned that someone might try that, but attempted to comfort myself by thinking, 'nah, no one would be that crazy or stupid'.

Seems I underestimated your kind.

If McCain had won and someone wrote such a thing about him, you'd be absolutely dripping with sanctimonious, self-righteous anger and outrage. So why is it okay for you to wish death and destruction upon Barack Obama, you twisted piece of shit?

1/27/2009 2:01:40 PM

Pule Thamex

"How is it we can be so “wrong” on this board?"

Because it's all wishful thinking and has no bearing on reality.

The things you want to happen are obscene for the most part. Which gives me pause to think that maybe it's not all as amusing as I thought. There are some seriously ill people on Rapture Ready.

It's not normal to carry-on the way that some of you do. Many of you are just delusional and probably not very bright, but there are some genuinely mad people among you.

Love ya, Pule.

1/27/2009 2:07:18 PM

Whitespirit

I read that thread and I actually think it could be a mild POE. I get the impression that the poster is taking the piss out of the morons on the site tbh.

1/27/2009 2:13:58 PM

MK

It's a Poe. No RRtard ever goes into this much introspection on their bat-shit crazy.

1/27/2009 2:17:58 PM



Hm. Might be hope for this one if the cognitive dissonance doesn't take over.

1/27/2009 2:19:03 PM

practical_god

Is some sort of insiduous troll. Trying to provoke a squall of indignant squawking.

1/27/2009 2:35:38 PM

Fera

Is that doubt I sense?
You know after reading the tread, I realize Christians love trying to explain things. ._. (and how much they want to die, in simple terms...)

1/27/2009 2:35:46 PM

aaa

Because world is not a Michael Bay movie.

1/27/2009 2:42:07 PM

mike-mike

Yes it is too much to ask. BTW you hoping for people to die, even your own, shows what kind of a usless waste of carbon you are.

1/27/2009 2:42:50 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"How is it we can be so “wrong” on this board?"

Because you're all a bunch of delusional loons.


Also: banhammer for feeling doubt about "teh rapture" or whatever in 3...2...

1/27/2009 2:43:01 PM

breakerslion

There used to be a name for "reverse poe"* on the old BBS. "Guiser", I think. Less negative connotation than "Troll", more like "Devil's Advocate".

* That was before Poe's Law was famous, so we would not have used that, either.

1/27/2009 2:47:47 PM

JohnTheAtheist

You are "wrong" because you are "delusional" and maybe even "crazy".

1/27/2009 2:52:57 PM

Barikada

Every time a Raptard loses his faith, a bell rings.

... wait, I think that's backwards...

1/27/2009 2:55:51 PM



Why won't SOMEONE do SOMETHING horrible and violent? Is it really too much to ask???

1/27/2009 3:18:54 PM

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