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Hmmmm, why is Satan telling him to save the poor gay man? Whose side is Chick on, anyway?...


I must object to sadomasochism being a sin...


Jack Chick, Chick Dissections 68 Comments [1/26/2009 2:24:17 PM]
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breakerslion

Ah, the festering mind of Jack Chick. Makes me nostalgic the same way that the smell of puke reminds me of all those overindulgent parties in college.

1/26/2009 2:37:53 PM

Blackvoice

The devil is the good guy?!

1/26/2009 2:44:13 PM

Zabimaru

@Blackvoice:

Yes, the devil is the good guy, or at least he seems that way to us. But that's just because we have swallowed Satan's vicious lies about caring about other people.
Don't you know that's a sin? We really should repent and become unfeeling fucking bastards like Jack Chick, otherwise we'll never get into heaven.

1/26/2009 2:48:45 PM

aaa

Ah, jack chick. No need to explain.

1/26/2009 2:54:21 PM

Kung Fu Hamsta

Not even my devastating Hamsta-Fu could prevent me from puking a little in my mouth.

Not as disgusting and horrible as Lisa, but damned close.

1/26/2009 2:58:24 PM

Epic Wolf



Sigh. Sometimes it seems Chick himself is confused.

1/26/2009 3:00:32 PM

Funnyguts

The submitter fails. You forgot the all important imploding frog face! It's the best part of any Tract ever. (Sixth panel.)

1/26/2009 3:00:41 PM



Sooo, the Christians are depicted as total bastards, and the only one with any moral fibre at all is Satan?

Reads more like an advert for Satanism than anything else, to me. A bad, bad misfire, there, Jack. Unless... that's the point! He's turned to the Dark Side!

At last!

1/26/2009 3:01:30 PM

The Lazy One

It's not as bad as Lisa, but that's not saying much. This is still twisted, evil shit.

1/26/2009 3:02:06 PM

Kidsta

There's one panel not shown here where the devil does tell him, "You ever thought about suicide?" but otherwise, he seems like a good guy in this tract.

Does not top Lisa though, however it is pretty disgusting even for Chick. That's probably why he doesn't make this one anymore.

1/26/2009 3:04:07 PM

MJ

Uhh, homosexual =/= transgender. Epic fail, Jack, before you managed to start even talking about religion.

1/26/2009 3:04:42 PM

toth

Clearly, Jack Chick was one of the inbred rednecks going "queer-huntin'"

1/26/2009 3:06:05 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

Fucking sick.

1/26/2009 3:10:03 PM

messy

Why do the christians place so much emphasis on following prohibitions on sexual behaviour - but are completely uninterested in the dietary regulations of the old testament?

Oh - I love the cum-face in the second to last frame. I can tell Chick has really enjoyed the chance to draw loads of man-on-man action.

1/26/2009 3:12:35 PM

Math

Woohoo, I'm quoted!

Anyway, you're welcome. :)

1/26/2009 3:23:07 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

HAW HAW HAW.. Jack Chick is priceless. I sometimes wonder if this guy is a POE who takes advantage (and money) from the Fundytards.

LOL

"That wasnt sexual love, that was magical unicorns and sparkling rainbow Jesus love!"

1/26/2009 3:32:39 PM

Panz

So let's completely ignore the asshattery by christian bigots displayed in this.
We'll also toss in how facts are wrong because a bible quote says the idea is a sin...yeah...do people read these with any seriousness?

Also avoiding a savage beating or death at the hands of four fundies with clubs beating the love of jesus into one is gutless? i call that smart

1/26/2009 3:38:02 PM

Atroi

You may kiss him, bite him, fondle him, and run your tongue all over his body as long as you don't go "down there".

It's like teasing, you see?

1/26/2009 3:39:29 PM

Beeblebrox

Hmmmm, why is Satan telling him to save the poor gay man? Whose side is Chick on, anyway?...

Satan only tells David to save that other fruit so Jack can demonstrate that on top of being filthy perverts, queers are so unnatural they won't even help their own kind.

I really hate the fact that I'm still this in touch with the school-installed fundie mindset.

1/26/2009 3:41:38 PM

Cathasach

The cartoon is disgusting, but the commentary on the site is hilarious.

1/26/2009 3:46:21 PM

daryl

Chick = automatic 5

1/26/2009 3:46:25 PM

NearlySane

I think the devil looks HOT

1/26/2009 3:51:43 PM

NearlySane

I think the devil looks HOT

1/26/2009 3:51:46 PM

BufferickVonHellbags

@MJ - you're right, but you left out one tiny thing, homosexual=/=transgender=/=cross-dresser!!!

1/26/2009 4:02:07 PM

Fera

Um, wow. Further proves my idea of Satan being the good guy. lol

1/26/2009 4:03:01 PM

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