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Hmmmm, why is Satan telling him to save the poor gay man? Whose side is Chick on, anyway?...
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I must object to sadomasochism being a sin...
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@Blackvoice:
Yes, the devil is the good guy, or at least he seems that way to us. But that's just because we have swallowed Satan's vicious lies about caring about other people.
Don't you know that's a sin? We really should repent and become unfeeling fucking bastards like Jack Chick, otherwise we'll never get into heaven.
Not even my devastating Hamsta-Fu could prevent me from puking a little in my mouth.
Not as disgusting and horrible as Lisa, but damned close.
Sooo, the Christians are depicted as total bastards, and the only one with any moral fibre at all is Satan?
Reads more like an advert for Satanism than anything else, to me. A bad, bad misfire, there, Jack. Unless... that's the point! He's turned to the Dark Side!
At last!
There's one panel not shown here where the devil does tell him, "You ever thought about suicide?" but otherwise, he seems like a good guy in this tract.
Does not top Lisa though, however it is pretty disgusting even for Chick. That's probably why he doesn't make this one anymore.
Uhh, homosexual =/= transgender. Epic fail, Jack, before you managed to start even talking about religion.
Why do the christians place so much emphasis on following prohibitions on sexual behaviour - but are completely uninterested in the dietary regulations of the old testament?
Oh - I love the cum-face in the second to last frame. I can tell Chick has really enjoyed the chance to draw loads of man-on-man action.
HAW HAW HAW.. Jack Chick is priceless. I sometimes wonder if this guy is a POE who takes advantage (and money) from the Fundytards.
LOL
"That wasnt sexual love, that was magical unicorns and sparkling rainbow Jesus love!"
So let's completely ignore the asshattery by christian bigots displayed in this.
We'll also toss in how facts are wrong because a bible quote says the idea is a sin...yeah...do people read these with any seriousness?
Also avoiding a savage beating or death at the hands of four fundies with clubs beating the love of jesus into one is gutless? i call that smart
You may kiss him, bite him, fondle him, and run your tongue all over his body as long as you don't go "down there".
It's like teasing, you see?
Hmmmm, why is Satan telling him to save the poor gay man? Whose side is Chick on, anyway?...
Satan only tells David to save that other fruit so Jack can demonstrate that on top of being filthy perverts, queers are so unnatural they won't even help their own kind.
I really hate the fact that I'm still this in touch with the school-installed fundie mindset.
Re the OT dietary laws and the commandment against murder: Don't you people see? The only parts of the Bible that still count are the parts that can be used against the unholy trinity of abortion, homosexuality, and modern science. The rest of it, especially that hippie liberal nonsense about loving your neighbor, was meant for the church back then. Or maybe it needs to be interpreted correctly. Or something.
Damn it, this pisses me off in more ways then one. When will people get it that homosexuality, transsexuality, and transvestism are not the same thing?
Chick does a bang-up job of portraying Christians as heartless, irrational bastards and Satan as the only one with any common sense and compassion. With allies like that, who needs enemies?
Also, why does Satan resemble Dr. Cox from Scrubs?
So Satan is all loving and accepting, Satan urges him to help someone in trouble, yet Satan's the one who's evil?
Gay bashing is a good Christian moral?
Just what kind of people do you think your going to convert with this argument?
Edit:
I just went and read Lisa since people were mentioning it. What kind of sick fuck thinks just pray that kind of shit away! Is this something a child molester gives his victims?
In the third one there...it still boggles the mind that they have the nerve to take a moral high ground on homosexuality, when there are people who still feel shit like THAT is moral. Any religion that would hold that as good, and me loving another man as evil is fucked, IMHO.
Wait, so things like pedophilia and rape can also send you to Hell. Good. But only if you don't repent, right?
So Chick is saying that a man who commits rape and murder, and repents on his deathbed, is saved. Which is equal to a man who self-loathes and hates himself everyday for just being born homosexual. Though hopefully not to the point of masochism, which would also send him to Hell.
Fortunately, the Bible never mentions people who are born homosexual, just that the act in a hetero-only world is "abominable" when you should be having children and popping out babies for God. : )
I love how it's the sexually confused child who is the evil sinner, but the gang of rednecks who goes around beating up gays gets no comment from Chick at all. Guess they're just doing the Lord's work, after all.
Satan, as always, is a (literally) demonized pastiche of everything that the good Christians disagree with. So, it makes since that he behaves like a liberal and/or a decent human being in this. Too bad he is missing his typical Jew-nose though. Maybe that's just to make it so that Satan could pass as a gay guy though...
Great, and he spelled "Gomorrah" wrong. Fabu.
Also, God didn't firebomb Sodom and GOMORRAH for sexual perversions...
So beating up a complete stranger for the heck of it is all well and good, but being gay isn't? What the heck is wrong with these people? This comic doesn't show Christians at their best; it shows them at their worst. The parents are despicable and the rednecks are nothing more than common, brutal thugs.
This comic is one of the saddest things I've ever read. There is no clearer sign here that either Jack Chick has never read the Parable of the Good Samaritan or has completely ignored it for his own purposes. The Good Samaritan had no idea who the wounded man on the side of the road was. At most, he could guess that he was a foreigner and that he'd been robbed and beaten, but that was it. The Samaritan didn't know if the man was straight or gay, rich or poor, smart or stupid. It didn't matter. The Samaritan recognized that he was his neighbor, so he took care of him instead of leaving him to rot like the priest and the Levite did.
"So Satan is all loving and accepting, Satan urges him to help someone in trouble, yet Satan's the one who's evil?"
@Antichrist: If anything, Satan ironically is more Christ-like than any of the supposed Christians are, as is the psychiatrist. Poor David. :(
@ Kung Fu Hamsta:
Wow, Lisa IS creepy.
Ah yes, Jack Shit and his Shit Tracts.
In this one we learn that homosexuality=bad, beating someone to death because they're homosexual=good. Demons care for gays which make them evil while God hates them and likes to see them tortured which makes him good.
All I have to say is that Jack Chick is one sick, sadistic individual. If Westboro Baptist Church had a newspaper, these would be the cartoons section.
@KillerOfTheSun
"Jack is still making these awful tracts?"
And his continued existence is part of the ongoing P.R. traincrash that is right-wing Fundamental ist Christianity.
With the emphasis on Mental .
The continued existence of his toilet paper... er, I mean tracts, add more grist to the mill of the cause of Atheism.
Its now 7:42pm
In Hell Jack Chick is screaming at some random Demon that he was trying to teach the bible and what is right and what is wrong.
The Demon simply says that Fundies will never enter Heaven, being judgemental bigots and claiming nice, normal people will go to hell just because they aren't a Fundy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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