Quote# 56960

The End of Evolution

MitchLeBlanc wrote:

"There are no such things as half wings or half arms".

VenomFangX responds:

Then toss your evolution theory out the window, which states there were many half things

half-ape, half-man
half-bird, half-dinosaurs
half-whale, half-cows
half-cat, half-dogs
half-fish, half-reptile

You name it, evolution has it.

But none of them exist.

VenomFangX, venomfangxsite.com 71 Comments [1/26/2009 6:47:46 AM]
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Antichrist

Grow the fuck up.

1/26/2009 6:53:27 AM

Reckoner

half-ape, half-man: Humans are Apes, you dolt!
half-bird, half-dinosaurs: archaeopteryx, and archaeraptor
half-whale, half-cows: Pakicetus
half-cat, half-dogs: LOL, WUT???
half-fish, half-reptile: Tiktalik.

And people wonder why we laugh at Creationists.

1/26/2009 6:54:22 AM

Clown

Half-cat, half- dog.
Do you mean their common ancestor or? o.0?

1/26/2009 6:59:33 AM


aaa

I have a rising urge to smack the stupid out of you.

1/26/2009 7:11:24 AM

atrasicarius

rofl, I didnt know there was an ED page just for VFX. He should feel honored.

1/26/2009 7:14:21 AM

Efrain

@Everyone mentioning the Half-cat Half-dog comment:

1/26/2009 7:15:08 AM

a mind far far away

Actually, all those do exist, except the cat-dog, unless you like a particular cartoon by the same name. Do research, don't look like an moron.

1/26/2009 7:39:46 AM

Mike

Half-brain, half-twit. Yeah, that describes you, Venom.

1/26/2009 7:43:00 AM

Reckoner

I should also point out that Dawkins went over the evolution of wings yeeearrrs ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrlhrbUxiMs

1/26/2009 7:46:12 AM

Ginny

This idiot has a SITE?!

Oh, that made my day! I cant stop laughing!

1/26/2009 7:50:48 AM

Efrain

@Ginny:
Most of us knew of this for at least a few days, maybe longer. If I remember correctly that is, I'm stupid so who the hell knows.

1/26/2009 7:54:09 AM

misterchipotle

"There are no such things as half wings or half arms".

apparently this person has never seen an x-ray of a bat wing, because that's precisely what it is, and they've also got hands.

"half-fish, half-reptile"

if you believe that, then you should come down to my neck of the woods and we'll find you some alligator gar in the swamp of east texas. then i'll push your ignorant ass out and your god can save you. ok, i wouldn't really do that, but it would probably cross my mind.

1/26/2009 8:25:59 AM

God

Fundies obviously are a transitional form between common ancestor and human.

1/26/2009 8:26:10 AM

Efrain

@God:
DON'T INSULT COMMON ANCESTOR!

1/26/2009 8:36:41 AM

onoma

freaking dumb.

1/26/2009 8:37:10 AM

Rat of Steel

VenomFangX = automatic 5, but only since the scale goes no higher

This idiot makes me ashamed that I have the same given name he has (spelled differently, but still the same name). *facepalms and sighs*

1/26/2009 8:46:18 AM

Nowhereman

*headdesk*

1/26/2009 9:13:55 AM

philbert

Half rice, half chips?

1/26/2009 9:59:42 AM

El Zorro

*Voted 5 and moved on*

1/26/2009 10:52:46 AM

Blackrend

Why is this fucker allowed to speak?

...Oh, right.

Damn you first amendment! :P

1/26/2009 10:55:10 AM

anevilmeme

The unintentional humor VFX provides is priceless, it's like he's doing stand up comedy without realizing it.

1/26/2009 11:15:40 AM

Pule Thamex

He's an idiotic drip.

1/26/2009 11:37:21 AM

Pikachukid

Does VFX know that CatDog is a cartoon character? And is therefore free from the bounds of reality?

1/26/2009 12:18:29 PM

Mister Spak

We have the transitional forms. We win
You are full of shit. You lose.

1/26/2009 12:26:06 PM

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