Quote# 56549

Man is not animal. We are a separate creation.
God did not create: the beasts of the fields including man
God did not create: the birds of the air including man
We are created in His image, for His glory. I do not live my life like another creation. If we were supposed to, animals would talk and have jobs.

Jody Ramsay, Facebook 46 Comments [1/26/2009 12:12:02 AM]
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Barikada

"God did not create the beasts of the fields including man
God did not create the birds of the air"

Fixed.

1/26/2009 12:15:07 AM

agentCDE

I'm sorry, but all I hear is "I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE LA LA LA LA NOT LISTENIIING"

1/26/2009 12:16:22 AM

dpareja

We are created in His image, for His glory.

It's far more accurate to say that God was created in man's image, so that man could think he was less worthless than he is.

animals would talk and have jobs.

Some do. They're called humans.


1/26/2009 12:17:46 AM

a mind far far away

There are four statements. Two are true (but not for the reason that this poster thinks), and two are false.

1/26/2009 12:18:45 AM

Random Man

"animals would talk and have jobs."

ants

1/26/2009 12:21:26 AM

Mike

Man is not animal.

What are we then? Fungis?

We are a separate creation.
God did not create: the beasts of the fields including man

Wut?

God did not create: the birds of the air including man

English: Do you speak it?

We are created in His image, for His glory. I do not live my life like another creation. If we were supposed to, animals would talk and have jobs.

::facepalm::

1/26/2009 12:39:22 AM

Bass X

some animals can talk (parrots) and some animals have jobs (dogs).

1/26/2009 12:40:59 AM

Grigadil

What do you mean, "would"?! Gregory Peccary was employed as a Trendmonger at Big Swifty's.

1/26/2009 12:48:38 AM



Yes, we are animals, and you are a fool. If you could get over this notion of thinking yourself superior to every other life on Earth we would all be a lot better off.

1/26/2009 12:49:10 AM

The Watcher

Stomping your foot and insisting it's so doesn't make it any more true.

1/26/2009 12:56:00 AM

Efrain

If we were made in HIS image why are there girls?

1/26/2009 1:09:18 AM

A Friend

Awe, the wittle fundie wants to feel special. Tell you what, wear a football helmet everywhere you go.

1/26/2009 1:13:48 AM

Old Viking

I have two cats I'm trying to find jobs for. Moochers with an attitude.

1/26/2009 1:13:53 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

Humans can and do, at times, act like animals. That's not proof of a fallen creation, it's proof that we're still animals.

1/26/2009 1:16:10 AM

Jadehawk

animals would talk and have jobs


1/26/2009 1:16:31 AM

Jadehawk

If we were made in HIS image why are there girls?


well, according to the bible, because Adam wasn't into bestiality. :-p

1/26/2009 1:17:39 AM

Berny

Humans are animals.
Creationism is a fairy tale for morons.

1/26/2009 1:31:45 AM

Porter

you are just fucking stupid

1/26/2009 1:33:58 AM

Blackvoice

Syntax doesn't work like you think it does.

1/26/2009 1:42:43 AM

Beltaine

"Man is not animal."

So, does that make you vegetable or mineral?

1/26/2009 1:42:48 AM

Detrs

So all those other things...they evolved then?

1/26/2009 1:49:22 AM

Chatvert

@Beltaine: With this person? I'm guessing vegetable.

1/26/2009 2:01:03 AM

Flipper 'n' Fries

"Fries said God looks just like him. But I don't think he does. I don't think God would be knock-kneed and have pimples on his bottom. Do you"?
"Yeah well. He hasn't got a fat arse and a meat-head either, like you Flipper".
"So are you saying God's got knobbly knees, Fries"?
"You saying he's got bad breathe, Flpper?
"Next you'll be saying he's cross-eyed."
"And you'll be saying he can waggle his ears."

1/26/2009 2:07:06 AM

WMDKitty

Humans are mammals, and therefore, animals. Just because you've got thumbs, you're *so* superior...

1/26/2009 2:11:38 AM

Devonian

We are created in His image
“If the creator had indeed lavished his best design on the creature he shaped in his own image, creationists would surely have to conclude that God is really a squid”
(Diamond)

1/26/2009 3:10:40 AM

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