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The reason why we Christians can and should cram our beliefs down other people's throats is because God himself told us to do it in the bible, we have the heavy weight of the CROSS OF JESUS BEHIND US AS OUR SUPPORT AND REMINDER OF THE FAITH OF ALL SINNERS.

Subzerotn, Youtube 49 Comments [1/17/2009 9:30:56 AM]
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Ken

I'm going to invent a religion and write a holy book that says I must fling roadkill at people in order to achieve salvation. Then I will cry persecution when I am told to stop and say "It is the Deity's will" when people contract rabies.

1/17/2009 9:35:21 AM

solomongrundy

I'm going to invent a religion and write a holy book

Well, it worked for Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard...

1/17/2009 9:40:04 AM

Clown

Ken:I've taken one step further. Praise Darwinis!

1/17/2009 9:57:22 AM

Thammuz

And that's why people hate you. You're boring and nagging.

1/17/2009 10:05:44 AM

aaa

And thank you for being an annoying bitch. I reward you by sending the hounds after you.

1/17/2009 10:22:15 AM

Paschal Wagner

Exactly like Mohammed told his followers to convert the world, you mean?

1/17/2009 10:58:13 AM

Cassandra

It's funnier if you read the capitalised part with helium voice.

1/17/2009 11:00:25 AM

Psittacosis

Round here we put policemen in wicker cages and burn them to death. You can't stop us. We have every right to do it. If we don't, the sun won't rise anymore, and you wouldn't want that, would you?

1/17/2009 11:06:11 AM

????

God made me do it.

1/17/2009 11:40:42 AM

Grigadil

Yeah, well your god is an evil goblin and his human rabble are idiots.

1/17/2009 11:49:01 AM

Christ O'Fur

You and the rest of your arrogant, zealous fatheads been unable to cram anything down my throat let alone your dark religious swill.

You may be a gullible simpleton, but that doesn't mean to say that I should copy you.

You got the weight of the cross etc behind you? So that's why there's not much to back you up. How can airy fairy nonsense about something that doesn't even exist back you up. No wonder you fail big time.

1/17/2009 11:58:21 AM

Jasper Spotty-Butt

"Because God Himself told us to do it in the bible". I've always said that the bible is an immoral and unethical tome. How can God tell you anything when He doesn't exist.

Keep your horrendous beliefs away from my throat, I've got flu. I need something soothing not something harsh and irritating.

Besides which, why should I pay any attention to a caps-lock fiend. Get lost, you pathetic simpleton and take your hypocrisy and cant with you.

1/17/2009 12:09:00 PM

E. A. Poe

Quoth the Raven, "Brother Edmund Harper the gnarly toad told me not to be so cryptic and surreal. Rawk! Caw! Caw! Therefore, go forth and come fifth."

1/17/2009 12:12:29 PM

Grimesy

Yes good for you (with "special" people like this you need to just smile and nod).

1/17/2009 12:16:38 PM

Kristy

And apparently you have caps lock too :)

1/17/2009 12:32:04 PM

redfergus

You have about as much chance of cramming your inane beliefs down my throat as I have cramming them up your jacksie. Please do grow up.

And DON'T USE CAPITAL LETTERS TO MAKE YOUR POINT – it doesn't work, because I'm not a moron.

fergus

1/17/2009 1:07:52 PM

a mind far far away

The reason why we Discordians can and should engage in Operation Mindfuck is becase Eris herself told us to do so in the Principia Discordia, we have the heavy weight of the Golden Apple behind us as our support and reminder of...wait, what?

1/17/2009 1:22:40 PM

Mister Spak

The reason why we Muslims can and should cram our beliefs down other people's throats is because Allah himself told us to do it in the koran, we have the heavy weight of the Sunna of Mohammed BEHIND US AS OUR SUPPORT AND REMINDER OF THE FAITH OF ALL SINNERS.

Fixed.

1/17/2009 1:26:06 PM



Unfortunately your god isn't going to be there backing you up when I cram the bible back down YOUR throat. You can learn it the easy way or the hard way, but your day is done.

1/17/2009 1:37:46 PM

drumbo

"The reason why we Christians can and should cram our beliefs down other people's throats is because God himself told us to do it in the bible"

Leave out the OT, it's not yours.
As for the NT it was assembled by a bunch of guys.

They just get sillier..

"God does heal amputees, salamanders can regrow severed limbs, humans just don't pray hard enough"

1/17/2009 1:38:44 PM

Mick

Might as well write a holy book. (Which repeatedly uses the phrase 'For it was so dictated by God, and thus this is holy') that tells...

Oh wait, I already tried that once. The premise was that everyone can only get to heaven by giving me 75% of their possessions.

It didn't take off that well.


Although given that, I can't imagine why the bible did take off... I mean, can't these people see it was written by bronze age conmen?

1/17/2009 1:48:29 PM

Mudak

Okay, so you admit, then, that the bible contradicts itself. On one hand, you're have to force your beliefs down other people's throats because god told you to. On the other hand, he also told you to "do unto others as you would have done unto you." So does that mean we've got free reign to cram our beliefs down your throat, too?

1/17/2009 1:52:43 PM

Porky Pine

Boring Christian is boring.

1/17/2009 2:26:45 PM

Rat of Steel

(a mind far far away)
"The reason why we Discordians can and should engage in Operation Mindfuck is becase Eris herself told us to do so in the Principia Discordia, we have the heavy weight of the Golden Apple behind us as our support and reminder of...wait, what?"


Well, if Eris approaches me while looking and sounding like Michelle Pheiffer, I'd be inclined to do whatever she tells me.

Mmm. Michelle Pfeiffer. *moanwhimpersigh*

1/17/2009 2:33:21 PM

Mat

Jesus said to spread the word. He also said to respect other people, you dolt.

1/17/2009 2:47:21 PM

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