[On a graph showing number of people killed by God vs. by Satan in the Bible.]
God killed the people during the flood that were under the influence of Satan so it’s Satan’s fault that God killed them. :P
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Wahhhhhhahhhhhhhhahhhhhhh!
That's just stupid with brass knobs on.
Incidentally the graph I'm familiar with doesn't include the Great Flood, Sodom and Gomorrah or the deaths of the Egyptian first-borns as there aren't any figures given in the Bible for those particular genocides.
"God killed the people during the flood that were under the influence of Satan so it’s Satan’s fault that God killed them. "
Because, as ever, your god is completely powerless to do anything of his own free will.
I will never understand why you people choose to believe in and worship such an impotent weenie.
If there's an actual dichotomy here, Satan has been demonstrated to be the good guy, the voice of freedom, and the old 'god' fart as a true Chaos creature, a selfish and hostile ego from the Dark Side.
Oh, fucking hell. It's clear to anyone with a functioning brain that the Judeo-Christo-Islamic "God" is a fucking psychopathic murderer.
Saying "they were under Satan's influence, so it's Satan's fault" is like saying, "well, I got drunk at [local bar], wrapped my car around a tree, so it's [local bar]'s fault!" No fucking sense of responsibility at all!
Shit, if that's how their "god" thinks, it's no wonder they're all a bunch of fucking morons!
God killed the people during the flood that were under the influence of Satan so it’s Satan’s fault that God killed them. :P
So basically you are saying that Satan is more powerful than your "god" because he can force your "god" to do something he otherwise would not have done? Your "god" is a little wanker bitch. If he were as powerful as you claim then why couldn't he just remove satans influence from them? Why does he allow satan to exist in the first place? Why would a all powerful "god" allow a being he created to corrupt what you claim is his favorite creation? Sounds like you're "god" is functionally impotent and therefore unworthy of worship.
I don't think Satan influenced anyone. Satan is the most evil creature in the whole story. Don't you think he would have better things to do then make have gay sex or become atheist?
God lost touch with his "children" that was his own damn fault.
So, by your own argument, the whole damn world except one family was under the influence of Satan? He sounds a lot more popular than your god,,, no wonder he threw his toys out of the cot and killed everyone.
"Percy Q. Shun killed Klishu because Klishu was a first-rate moron, and thusly, a complete drag on humanity. Therefore, it's Klishu's fault that Percy Q. Shun killed him."
I like the way that sounds!
So by your logic, I can come to your house and beat the living shit out of you because you annoyed me, and it will be all good, right?
my mind hurts...doesn't that make the entire effort moot?
BTW, for anyone who cares, this is clearly not how it actually goes in the Torah story. Satan is not mentioned in the Torah, and is considered in Judaism to be an angel subservient to God, so he can't actually kill anyone, unless somehow God willed it, which means that the graph would look likely be the same as this one, except with 0 for satan.
Of course,
And it's the wifes fault her husband has to beat her
And it's the childs fault that she was molested
Even as a fundie, I could not understand how these people can shut off their brain.
And it's the childs fault that she was molested
Even as a fundie, I could not understand how these people can shut off their brain.
You almost nailed the reason yourself - fundies think like children, and children have a notorious tendency to blame themselves for anything arbitrarily bad that happens to them, regardless of the actual cause or if there was in fact no specific cause at all.
As long as it's sanctioned by God, it's not God's fault, huh?
This is exactly why you religious bastards are immoral monsters, you use your religion as a means of shifting the blame, and an easy out where you can be rewarded for no matter what as long as you've repented before you die. DIAF, every one of you.
'[On a graph showing number of people killed by God vs. by Satan in the Bible.]'
Presumably this one:
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"God killed the people during the flood that were under the influence of Satan so it’s Satan’s fault that God killed them."
Chapter & verse, Klishu. Besides, surely that notion fucks up God's omnipotence if Satan can influence God that much. Therefore he's not God. Ergo, he doesn't exist, bitch.
Confused?
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