Quote# 55114

Original sin happens because a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and this is not cleanly because lots of fluids are secreted, and uncleanlyness is a sin. On top of that, when you are born, you come out of a vagina with a lot of goo all over you and that too is unclean and is a sin. So double sin really. But the Baptism will wash the sins of birth away.

gooch420, City-Data 83 Comments [12/30/2008 4:11:36 PM]
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Captain Janeway


12/30/2008 4:13:38 PM


this is the result of absinence only sex edumacation and homeskooling. this poor kid has no clue.

12/30/2008 4:15:04 PM


So why would God make people so their babies will come from such uncleanliness, if he doesn't like it?

12/30/2008 4:16:04 PM


Lol, virgin.

12/30/2008 4:21:16 PM


Excuse me for being born!

12/30/2008 4:21:46 PM


So goo=sin? Is Hell then a pit of ever-boiling Elmer's glue, while Heaven is an eternal dry-fuck?

12/30/2008 4:22:39 PM

someone needs to get this boy laid.....

12/30/2008 4:30:25 PM


Wow...imagine the first time he sees a vagina. It could be the best/tastiest/tighest looking vagina ever but he would fall on his knees and pray, begging for forgiveness for potentially experiencing one of God's greatest creations...

12/30/2008 4:32:59 PM


So... what about C-section babies?

12/30/2008 4:36:50 PM


'Is sex dirty? It is if you do it right' - Woody Allen

12/30/2008 4:38:41 PM


I was born through C-Section. SWEET - free pass to heaven! *Does waggle-butt dance*

12/30/2008 4:41:17 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Just being born is a sin.

12/30/2008 4:43:20 PM


Gotta be a Poe. No real fundie would ever include 420 in their username... think about it.

12/30/2008 4:51:42 PM


Can't you just use a shower?

12/30/2008 4:52:41 PM

Princess Rot

Ah, but you see sir, I think the pertinent question is how is babby formed?

12/30/2008 4:58:58 PM



12/30/2008 5:11:59 PM


The placenta nourishes the fetus. How the fuck is that sinful? It's not like the baby comes out covered in evil woman juices.

12/30/2008 5:12:56 PM

Percy Q. Shun

lulz of the first magnitude!

jebus was a sinner! He came out his mammy's pussy, all gooey. What a loser!

12/30/2008 5:19:08 PM

Mister Spak


12/30/2008 5:21:09 PM


Oh come on... at least read the first book of your bible. This one doesn't even know where sin came from.

12/30/2008 5:50:48 PM



You forgot that it's gooch420.
Note to those who don't know what a gooch is:
gooch - the area between a man's testicles and his asshole.

Looks like we have a cleverly disguised Poe.

12/30/2008 6:07:40 PM


further proof these wacko's are a death cult, since the simple act of being born is considered a sin

12/30/2008 6:22:18 PM

So. Take a shower after you're done.

12/30/2008 6:24:01 PM

Darwin's Lil Girl

If sex is a sin, why does your god say to go forth and multiply? Does he want In-vitro fertilization or something? Remember, too, your god had sex with Mary. By your logic then, God is a sinner. ...Hey, I like this! Don't worship sinners, right? Cool!

12/30/2008 6:25:24 PM


Do yourself a favour and get yourself neutered.

12/30/2008 6:28:28 PM

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