Wow - when you cut yourself and bleed everywhere, is that murder too, those cells were living?
What about wet dreams - hundreds of millions of living cells 'murdered'.
9/18/2006 4:44:39 AM
So, by that logic, I was a murderer when I didn't run out and get pregnant at 13 - I just let those poor egg cells die.
1/27/2007 12:58:49 AM
Don't cut your hair. The cells that make up your hair are stil alive. When you cut it it deprives the cells from nurishement and they die. That's murder!
1/27/2007 1:58:39 AM
Wow! So every time I menstruate, I'm committing murder. Someone throw me in jail!
2/1/2007 1:37:59 AM
Not only that, but every day countless TRILLIONS of living sperm cells die!
2/1/2007 1:41:55 AM
That means you can't scratch an itch, either. Those poor, defenseless, skin cells..
2/1/2007 3:08:17 AM
Every time you eat a carrot you murder a living thing.
2/1/2007 3:19:56 AM
every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great....
10/31/2007 4:33:13 PM
Guess I'd better stop jerking off.
Maybe next year.
10/31/2007 4:46:26 PM
Don't forget the millions of sperm that die in the vaginal canal.
10/31/2007 6:09:41 PM
Actually, this is the slipery slope we've all been fearing- the nutball laws laid down in Leviticus. 'Course, fundies only go on about homosexuality, but it also says just that- a menstruating woman is unclean, a man shall not "spill his seed," etc. Perhaps it was to preserve every precious one of them!
10/31/2007 6:43:24 PM
Is there a "Even Other Fundies Would Find This Crazy" award?
If so, Bisquick just won it!
10/31/2007 8:39:08 PM
Does this mean that taking anti-biotics is murder too?
10/31/2007 8:41:08 PM
Entire civilizations have been annihilated in the palm of my hand, then...
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.
10/31/2007 10:03:33 PM
War is MURDER! Even before the young people are sent, they have lives, which makes it MURDER when you send them into the line of fire to be killed!
10/31/2007 10:12:58 PM
Murder is what your religion did to your brain.
10/31/2007 10:32:20 PM
Well, jeez, you might as well just kill yourself. I mean, your single death is better than the genocide you commit against bacteria on a daily basis.
10/31/2007 11:06:35 PM
Good one, OzyTempus.
11/1/2007 1:33:45 AM
Ceiling Cat is watching you commit mass murder?
11/1/2007 2:43:51 AM
or jack off
2/5/2009 8:02:29 PM
You just fucking murdered your fingernail you dirty bastard!
2/5/2009 8:16:51 PM
:O plant cells are living too
I've killed so many innocent blades of grass
5/2/2010 1:46:44 PM
Menstruation is murder! Menstruation is murder!
5/2/2010 4:40:00 PM
is it also murder when I wash my hands or brush my teeth to get rid of bacteria?
5/2/2010 8:05:49 PM
Too bad you have no living brain cells.
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