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#79495
Julian
Wow - when you cut yourself and bleed everywhere, is that murder too, those cells were living?
What about wet dreams - hundreds of millions of living cells 'murdered'.
9/18/2006 4:44:39 AM
#147368
Rahab
So, by that logic, I was a murderer when I didn't run out and get pregnant at 13 - I just let those poor egg cells die.
1/27/2007 12:58:49 AM
#147377
Osiris
Don't cut your hair. The cells that make up your hair are stil alive. When you cut it it deprives the cells from nurishement and they die. That's murder!
1/27/2007 1:58:39 AM
#150739
Fox
Wow! So every time I menstruate, I'm committing murder. Someone throw me in jail!
2/1/2007 1:37:59 AM
#150746
Hawker Hurricane
Not only that, but every day countless TRILLIONS of living sperm cells die!
2/1/2007 1:41:55 AM
#150852
Joe
That means you can't scratch an itch, either. Those poor, defenseless, skin cells..
2/1/2007 3:08:17 AM
#150857
szenah
Every time you eat a carrot you murder a living thing.
2/1/2007 3:19:56 AM
#324563
every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great....
10/31/2007 4:33:13 PM
#324566
Darwin
Guess I'd better stop jerking off.
Maybe next year.
10/31/2007 4:46:26 PM
#324584
GigaGuess
@Darwin
Don't forget the millions of sperm that die in the vaginal canal.
10/31/2007 6:09:41 PM
#324596
Moondog
Actually, this is the slipery slope we've all been fearing- the nutball laws laid down in Leviticus. 'Course, fundies only go on about homosexuality, but it also says just that- a menstruating woman is unclean, a man shall not "spill his seed," etc. Perhaps it was to preserve every precious one of them!
10/31/2007 6:43:24 PM
#324621
Annabella
Is there a "Even Other Fundies Would Find This Crazy" award?
If so, Bisquick just won it!
10/31/2007 8:39:08 PM
#324623
anti-nonsense
Does this mean that taking anti-biotics is murder too?
10/31/2007 8:41:08 PM
#324648
Tempus
Entire civilizations have been annihilated in the palm of my hand, then...
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.
10/31/2007 10:03:33 PM
#324650
TrickTrack
War is MURDER! Even before the young people are sent, they have lives, which makes it MURDER when you send them into the line of fire to be killed!
10/31/2007 10:12:58 PM
#324654
approximate
Murder is what your religion did to your brain.
10/31/2007 10:32:20 PM
#324664
Alena
...
Well, jeez, you might as well just kill yourself. I mean, your single death is better than the genocide you commit against bacteria on a daily basis.
10/31/2007 11:06:35 PM
#324698
Laurel
Good one, OzyTempus.
11/1/2007 1:33:45 AM
#324707
Professor M
Ceiling Cat is watching you commit mass murder?
11/1/2007 2:43:51 AM
#882857
That_Guy
or jack off
or menstruate
2/5/2009 8:02:29 PM
#882886
clockworkcanary
You just fucking murdered your fingernail you dirty bastard!
2/5/2009 8:16:51 PM
#1154045
:O plant cells are living too
I've killed so many innocent blades of grass
5/2/2010 1:46:44 PM
#1154065
Blasphemina
Menstruation is murder! Menstruation is murder!
5/2/2010 4:40:00 PM
#1154120
anti-nonsense
is it also murder when I wash my hands or brush my teeth to get rid of bacteria?
5/2/2010 8:05:49 PM
#1306967
Quantum Mechanic
Too bad you have no living brain cells.
7/6/2011 6:18:30 AM
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