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[Replying to a thread with a poll showing who people voted for]

Carolina Guy: Wow, 14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it.

Chopin's Ghost: It's possible they are trolls from atheist sites who sign up and pretend they are christian and one of us only to slowly start making devicive posts.

It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians.

Chopin's Ghost, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [12/16/2008 11:37:09 AM]
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Illuminatalie

Chopin would vomit at the pathetically ignorant and conceited RR. Really, he would. His cigar smoking dominatrix of a lover, even more so.

12/16/2008 11:40:52 AM

Quasarsphere

Well, why not? Surely government agents need a good laugh just like everyone else.

12/16/2008 11:41:15 AM

IanC

14? Im surprised.

12/16/2008 11:46:18 AM

aaa

Fear us.

12/16/2008 11:51:48 AM

a mind far far away

OK, I've got to tear this one apart.

"Wow, 14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it"

Probably because you'll ridicule them and then ban them.

"It's possible they are trolls from atheist sites who sign up and pretend they are christian and one of us only to slowly start making devicive posts"

That's actually a possibility. For once they got something right.

"It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians."

Now this is priceless. Their paranoia grows daily now. You fuckers aren't that important.

12/16/2008 11:56:10 AM

Alcari

Only 14 trolls on rr?
The rest are probably not showing themselves. I've got at least 4 accounts ready to go over there :)

12/16/2008 12:10:11 PM

fmitchell

I love the phrase "Obamabots". RR groupthink is OK, but anyone who thinks the next president might be OK is a robot.

12/16/2008 12:10:40 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians.

That would be about as difficult (and pointless) as sneaking into an open field.

12/16/2008 12:19:20 PM

Jesus Klingon

It's 27 now.

Let's throw out this possibility: some of your brothers and sisters in Christ (not atheists posing as Christians) actually voted for now President-elect Obama.

12/16/2008 12:24:43 PM



Another lovely proof that Rapture Ready has nothing to do with religion, it is a front for right-wing Republican toadies who really spell GOD, G-O-P.

12/16/2008 12:30:06 PM

Ken

That thread makes me sick. I hate it when religious types view voting for a certain politician as a sin just because some of their politics disagree with their holy book.

12/16/2008 12:48:34 PM

redfergus

It's also quite possible that there are alien agents from another galaxy worming their way into Rapture Ready, posing as fundy idiots.

Listen, I could infiltrate RR in a few minutes, and it would be dead easy to pose as a Christian: I'd just have to shut down my brain.

fergus

PS See what I did there in para 1? Worming . . ! That's so apt, because these particular aliens possibly look a bit wormlike.

"And thou shall know the crawling creatures of the earth, and delve and lay beside them, and God shall not be moved to punish thee, for they also are God's creatures and come to thee from out of the darkness."
Genesis 13:13

Some interpret 'the darkness' here to mean underground, but many contemporary theologians believe it to be a reference to outer space. I'm not about to argue with that.

fergus

12/16/2008 1:06:23 PM

Lucretius

If they were trolls or "agents" then surely they would say in this poll that they voted Republican to "fit in" as part of their cover.
So Chopin should take a good hard look at thise who profess to be right wing as they are more likely to be the trolls or agents.
That should stoke up their paranoia nicely,I think

12/16/2008 1:09:46 PM

Xemnas

Why call them bots when you guys are the equivalent of brain-dead zombies?


12/16/2008 1:13:23 PM

Navelgazer

Reminds me of an Onion article:


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27823

12/16/2008 1:15:45 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Yes, government agents monotoring Rapture Ready. You guys really have delusions of grandeur.

12/16/2008 1:16:12 PM

sooze

It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians.

Um... why?

12/16/2008 1:39:07 PM

El Zorro

"Chopin's Ghost: It's possible they are trolls from atheist sites who sign up and pretend they are christian and one of us only to slowly start making devicive posts."

This might not be far from the truth...

"It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians."

...This, however, is.

12/16/2008 1:46:48 PM

El Zorro

It would be just hilarious if half of RR are actually trolls and poes.

12/16/2008 1:49:17 PM

Keizer O

Why create such a poll in the first place, then?

12/16/2008 1:50:07 PM

Cassandra

No, the government agents obviously did not vote for Obama in the poll - they were told to vote for anything else but Obama. They're covert infiltrators after all. Spying 101: Do not blow your cover by doing something blatantly obvious.

12/16/2008 1:54:06 PM

Mister Spak

We will destroy you with devicive posts.

12/16/2008 1:55:59 PM

anonymous

It is also quite possible that they are hyperzephyrians.

12/16/2008 2:04:53 PM

Mortok

Yes, because the government's top concern is what sexually unfulfilled housewives do on the internet.

12/16/2008 2:14:42 PM

Ozzie

Do you really think that many people are on your silly website. It's just you RR's and us, your good friends at FSTDT. We aren't going anywhere, you provide too much entertainment after a long day. No one else gives a shit.


12/16/2008 2:14:43 PM

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