Greek mythology was inspired by Satan. Where do you think the faggot Greeks were getting these things? Satan was whispering in their ears.
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Well, since some of the Bible is based off of Greek myths, most significantly your idea of what God looks like, then you should probably renounce your religion since Satan and those faggot Greeks left their mark on it.
If you don't believe in the Greek Gods why can't you understand why I don't believe in your God?
We're all atheists, you don't believe in 99,999 gods, I don't believe in 100,000, the extra one being the God of Abraham.
Perhaps...they're just myths, amateurish ways of explaining seemingly unexplainable phenomena?
No, it's the fucking red dude with the pointy stick.
Hi Shaun you great, big, pansy. I bet you are a bit of a poof on the side aren't you Shaun3701?
I know you don't have any qualms about revealing to the world at large how stupid you are. But what about the other thing? Ay!
Girls, you know what they say about blockheads who talk big don't you? They talk big but their dick's small.
So, he might too scared to go with a girl so ....?
So it's OK to show the world that you're stupid and bigoted, but not that you are, you know, a bit twee. a bit ging, a bit odd, a bit - well you know what I mean. YOU SWOONING GREAT HOMO YOU.
Actually, I've have absolutely nothing against homosexuality at all and neither should you.
Jehovah is an old guy in a robe that hurls lightning bolts when he's pissed off.
Zeus is a middle aged guy in a toga that hurls lightning bolts (that can actually hit their mark) when he's pissed off.
Now, even though they have only passing differences, one is the creator of all things, and one is a construct of Satan?
Riiight...
"Greek mythology was inspired by Satan. Where do you think the faggot Greeks were getting these things?"
Probably from the Greeks who were telling the stories. Funny how gods always take on the qualities of their worshipers.
"Satan was whispering in their ears."
Satan, much like your god, doesn't exist.
Sorry, Shaun, there ain't no Satan. No good spirits. No evil spirits. And to make it worse, there's no true religion.
So, since christianity stole pretty much everything it has from the Greek, Roman, and Egyptian pagans, does that mean it's from satan too? I think so. Actually, christianity is worse, because it did steal it's beliefs from the pagans, and then condemned them. So no, only christianity is from satan.
Is that where the "faggot Greeks" got geometry, physics, engineering, and logic from, too?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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