[in response to a question of "why is evolution evil"]
Because the prophet of evoloutionism, Darwin was a rascist and a sexist and he was also gay but he loved to bash gay people for some odd reason.
Anyway he incorporated these beleifs into his own version of Mein Keimf (U kno the book by hitler). He called it the Origins of Species.
Its alot like Hitlers book actually, come to think of it im pretty sure he plagerized it off Hitler.
[even though darwin was long dead before hitler was ever born]
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Ya know, Hitler wore pants. Think about it. Every gay, racist, and sexist ever, has worn pants at some point in their life.
I'm just saying, ya gotta think for yourself on these things. Do I really wanna wear pants? I mean, Hitler wore pants. Hitler wore pants all the goddamn time, and look what he was doing while he was wearing pants.
"Because the prophet of evoloutionism, Darwin was a rascist and a sexist and he was also gay but he loved to bash gay people for some odd reason."
...and he kicked puppies and laughed at cancer patients and pushed elderly women down the stairs....and because of these (false) ad hominem attacks evolution is wrong. Perfect logic!
"Anyway he incorporated these beleifs into his own version of Mein Keimf (U kno the book by hitler). He called it the Origins of Species."
ALL HAIL GODWIN!!!!!
"Its alot like Hitlers book actually, come to think of it im pretty sure he plagerized it off Hitler."
Yes, Darwin traveled to the future, read Mein Kampf, traveled back to the past and wrote The Origin of Species. Congrats, retard, you fail.
You've never read either book, have you? Not that I have, but at least I'm not claiming Darwin plagiarized a book that wasn't even written yet.
There's not a doubt in my mind that this guy's not read Mein Kampf. Remarkably few people have, in fact it's notoriously difficult to do so since it's actually very boring and really badly written.
As for Origin, well, who would expect any self-respecting (or self-loathing, depending on the particular denomination) fundie to even remain in the same room as a copy without checking his pockets for a book of matches?
I know I'm right, and that it's not wrong to tell lies to people if it's to convert them to believe in Jesus, and everything I do is to lead people to Jesus, so I can lie all the time. And instead of being a bad person for lying, I'm better than you.
Darwin was dead for only about 7 years before Hitler was born...
Still prevents him from plagiarising from Hitler's book, however.
Darwin had a time machine?!?! and he didn't bother writing THAT down anywere?!
damn bastard for not sharing his secret for time travel. just for that, I'm converting to creobot-ism now
Darwin invented time travel? Holy fuck, why didn't he patent it? I'd go back to when I was ten years old and punch all the sixth-graders who tormented me.
(And then I'd go back to 1979 and go to a Clash concert.)
"he plagerized it off Hitler"
okay this guy is a compete ideot.
and i bet he hasn;t read ether of those books. nether have i but well i'm not makeing claims like his.
whats next? will he say the jewish tora plagerized of the bible?
"Because the prophet of evoloutionism, Darwin was a rascist and a sexist and he was also gay but he loved to bash gay people for some odd reason. "
Stopped reading right there.
First, there is no such thing as evoloutionism. He could be a prophet of EVOLUTION.
Darwin was a racist... No that is fundies.
He was also gay that loved to bash gay people.. No that is also the fundie way
He incorporated his beliefs into his version of Mein Kampf, but where the hell did he get the 1.21 gigawatt, and the flux capacitor?
Point & laugh, people. Point & laugh.
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@Zimmer
"Are you fucking nuts?"
Frankly, judging Like Half Man Half Amazing's IQ by his sparkling intellect, him sticking his dick in a bag of Brazils will be the nearest thing he'll ever get to sex.
Its alot like Hitlers book actually, come to think of it im pretty sure he plagerized it off Hitler.
Darwin died in 1882.
Hitler was born in 1889. Hitler's book wasn't even published until 1925.
Like my grandmother used to say "You couldn't get any dumber if someone cut your head off."
You seem to know Darwin very well, have you been reincarnated or what?
Darwin was less racist than his contemporaries, I haven't heard anything about his sexism or gayness.
How could he do a version of Mein Kampf some 70 years before it was written? How could he plagiarize something written by someone born 7 years after he died? Idiot! Have you even opened any of these books, or even seen them in a shelf in a bookstore?
Darwin only described what he saw happening in Nature, how can that be evil?
One would think this is a Poe
And there's the rub
After the recent Trumpbase interviews and the years ago shitfest that was TeaParty mentality. I can believe someone, a priest probably, got this idiot to believe this.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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