Quote# 54020

[in response to questions about the inconsistency of a young earth with the presence of many large craters]

Yes most crators are from after the fall. indeed probably due to a cosmic war between michael an satan as recorded in revealation.

Robert Byers, CARM 55 Comments [12/11/2008 5:10:50 AM]
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dpareja

What, they fought with iridium bombs?

12/11/2008 5:14:39 AM

Malkavian Jeff

An epic battle against a talking snake.

12/11/2008 5:17:54 AM

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12/11/2008 5:18:32 AM

thejebusfire

And they say evolution is illogical.

12/11/2008 5:19:51 AM

Esjeur

Detailed in revelation, which hasn't happened yet (and never will), so how can a "future event" have any affect on the past?

12/11/2008 5:24:05 AM

Andreus

Some day, someone is going to talk about a cosmic war with the armies of Stan.

And I'm going to laugh, and say "I told you so!".

12/11/2008 5:33:19 AM

PokeWithStick

"revealation" and "crators" lol
So this "cosmic war" left CRATERS on pretty much every planet and moon. Must have been one hell of a fight.

12/11/2008 5:36:47 AM

a mind far far away

Really? And there's no historical proof that this happened? You'd have thought that so many meteorites hitting the earth from only about 5000 years back would have been recorded. Silly me, thinking all logically again.

12/11/2008 5:36:59 AM

Jadehawk

they were hurling giant space rocks at each other...? you'd think mundane matter wouldn't affect spiritual beings...

12/11/2008 5:38:23 AM

Grigadil

"indeed probably".

I like that.

12/11/2008 5:40:28 AM

Richter

Yeah, that's probably it.

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12/11/2008 6:05:00 AM

Florian

...Even if the bible had any merit, I thought Revelation was supposed to be some kinda future "Jesus is back and this time it's personal" thing. :/

Also, lol@cosmic war

12/11/2008 6:08:56 AM

aaa

Huh?

12/11/2008 7:02:18 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

You mean that battle that supposedly knocked 2/3 of the stars out of the sky and onto our planet, in spite of the fact that those stars would be hundreds of times larger than our planet and swallow it whole if they came close enough?

12/11/2008 7:13:09 AM

The Outsider


12/11/2008 7:15:35 AM

Eden

Fundies believe the darndest things

12/11/2008 7:46:43 AM

Raskolnikov

Those guys get dumber by the day.

12/11/2008 8:24:04 AM

Jack Bauer

Byers, you get more fucking batshit insane with the passing of every day.

12/11/2008 9:43:14 AM

Alien Acid

IIIMORRRTAAAL COMBAAAAAT!!!!1111lolz

12/11/2008 9:43:54 AM

Dan Onymous

"Yes most crators are from after the fall"

Yes, from after the fall of fucking huge chunks of rock, hundreds of thousands or even millions of years ago.

12/11/2008 9:51:22 AM



FTW???

12/11/2008 11:06:10 AM



LOL, this is Robert Byers we're talking about here, the same one who's posted in Richard Dawkins forum. He's not exactly intelligent... not even remotely.

12/11/2008 12:33:03 PM

Katsuro

Oh yeah, that's way more sensible and likely than what the scientists say.

12/11/2008 12:48:41 PM

Lucretius

The creationist Henry M Morris in his book The Remarkable Birth of Planet Earth makes a claim that the craters on the Moon were made by Michael and Satan during a war between them.

12/11/2008 1:04:48 PM

colonel catastrophe

I thought revelation hasn't happened yet. Isn't that what you nutters are all still waiting for?

12/11/2008 1:23:07 PM

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