Since gay marriage should be banned because God doesn't agree, should we go through the bible ?
and make laws against everything God hates?
Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married, and absolutely everyone will have to be a christian.
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Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married
Unless you are raped (and I wouldn't wish that on anyone), no one is forcing you to have sex.
"Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married,"
And what's stopping you now?
"and absolutely everyone will have to be a christian."
Damned Constitution. Always getting in the way of Christian rule...
If you are not married yet, stop having sex if you don't want to have sex! you don't have to have a law about it, you know!
And everybody being Chrisitan - oh well, I guess I gonna be a new martyr for an old religion (wicca)
[Since gay marriage should be banned because God doesn't agree...]
Presupposition. Should gay marriage be banned? Does God disagree?
[...should we go through the bible ? and make laws against everything God hates?]
1) I thought God didn't hate.
2) Assuming that you're talking about the US, our laws aren't derived from the Bible.
[Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married...]
What's preventing you from doing so now?
[...and absolutely everyone will have to be a christian.]
So you don't support freedom of religion, then?
Assuming he's not a Poe, it sounds like what he *really* wants is a law prohibiting everyone else from having sex until they're married. That way he won't have to feel bad that he's not getting any. "It's not that I'm a loser, it's illegal. Honest!"
That would be a hilarious exercise. Meteorologists would be jailed. Taxonomists would be commissioned to figure out exactly what a rock badger is, so we could avoid accidentally eating one. Divorce would become simultaneously legal and illegal.
The thing about Bastian not having sex would probably stay the same though.
absolutely everyone will have to be a christian.
Assuming this would be Constitutional, how exactly would the police enforce this law? Yeah, all the busts for non-Xian worship would be after the fact but one can always still reject God in their own mind. Any external evidence one would have to provide as proof they're a Xian could simply be lip service to avoid jail!
Laws like what he proposes do not eliminate the offending transgressions from the world we live in. All they do is drive the abhorent behavior below the thin veneer of "civilized" society. They will still continue.
"Since gay marriage should be banned because God doesn't agree, should we go through the bible and make laws against everything God hates?"
No. Don't be an a**hat.
"Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married, and absolutely everyone will have to be a christian."
Yeah, good luck with that.
First, you are already free to not have sex until any date you set.
Second, you can't make people be Christian or any other religion. To a degree, people can be forced to act as if they are members of a particular religion, but you can't legislate belief. Again, don't be an a**hat.
Everyone will have to be a christian?
What kind?
Catholic? Mormon? Baptist? Jehovah Witness? 7th Day Adv.?
There are so many different sects of christians because
they obiously don't agree with one another.
So which idea of religeon should we force by law upon everyone?
Making someone go to church won't turn them into a christian
,..just like making them sleep in the garage won't turn them
into a car.
What kind of car?...
"Since gay marriage should be banned because God doesn't agree, should we go through the bible ? and make laws against everything God hates?" This would only make sense if the USA were a theocracy, which it is not. So to answer your question, no.
"Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married" Unless daddy is making secret visits to your room at night, no one is forcing you to have sex.
"and absolutely everyone will have to be a christian" Forced religion isn't based on free will, which I thought christianity did believe in free will (except Calvinists). I also thought that the bible said that no one could come to jesus unless the father drew them to him. So forced christianity, not only is it inhumane, actually goes against your own fairy tale book. You should try reading it sometime.
Me and Christianity would never work. The only thing me and Christianity can agree on is the marriage before sex thing, but, hell, I wouldn't care having sex before marriage as long as it was safe sex.
"Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married"
Unless you can find another warped fundie to marry, it's cold showers every day till you die!
Enjoy your blue balls.
The L wrote:
"This has to be a Poe."
Gawds, I hope so.
[Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married, and absolutely everyone will have to be a christian.]
ROTFLMAO! While I was dating an Adventist Christian woman we frequently had sex despite her teachings. At the same time I was banging her 24 year old cousin on the side (also adventist) and also her male cousins girlfriend (love ya Amanda)
The cousins GF had two kids and no husband ever. She just got out of prison, and, cool, I am popping her again.
Christian abstenence and morality? Give me a break! Tip: adventist girls are EASY.
"Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married"
Enjoy your Blue Balls till the day you die, loser. Subconsciously jealous at all those gays getting their rocks off, Bastian? At least I'm getting some, as is my girlfriend.
A good shag clears the custard, loosens the braces and stiffens the socks.
If you don´t want to have sex until marriage, what is forcing you to?, do you need a law for.............eating, for example?
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