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Quote# 51813

BUSH IS AN ANTICHRIST

Isaiah 14:8 Yea, the fir trees rejoice at thee, and the cedars of Lebanon, saying, Since thou art laid down, no feller is come up against us.

Fellers is a Texas accent.

Abba's Watchman, Abba's Watchman 34 Comments [11/7/2008 6:26:41 PM]
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#754608
Pagnostic

Goddamn Poe's Law . . . I have no idea which way to vote on this one.

11/7/2008 6:30:12 PM

#754619
altoid

Wow, these people should really learn something about web design. Lay off the alternating colors. That website is awful.

BTW, did you just wake up from some sort of coma? Granted, "antichrist" may be a bit strong, but things haven't been peachy for the constitution for a while now.

Peachy is a Texas accent.

11/7/2008 6:35:02 PM

#754623
aaa

This is just...

11/7/2008 6:36:52 PM

#754626
Mike

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.

11/7/2008 6:37:32 PM

#754628
anonymous

Yep.

Says 'feller' right here in the original Hebrew.

In Sharpie marker, even.

11/7/2008 6:38:13 PM

#754631
breakerslion

Wow. Talking trees. How batshit can you get and still have the brain washing power of the leading detergent?

11/7/2008 6:39:00 PM

#754646
agentCDE

Poe.

11/7/2008 6:43:05 PM

#754647
BreeStar

I have no idea if this is a Poe or not, but it's so damn funny any way! X-D

11/7/2008 6:43:23 PM

#754651
GigaGuess

*Sigh*

Poe, or a sure sign that food and mates are far too easy to come by nowadays. You decide.

11/7/2008 6:45:00 PM

#754671
gargoyle1

WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU EIGHT YEARS AGO???

11/7/2008 6:56:32 PM

#754703
tracer

Here is Isaiah 14:8 in the NIV translation:

'Even the pine trees and the cedars of Lebanon
exult over you and say,
"Now that you have been laid low,
no woodsman comes to cut us down." '


[emphasis mine]

11/7/2008 7:09:00 PM

#754707
Professor Cold Heart

Having looked through the rest of the site, I'm pretty sure this is genuine.

11/7/2008 7:10:50 PM

#754724
Frank

this guy sure was part of one of those cults that live under rocks for large periods of time

11/7/2008 7:21:53 PM

#754744
JohnTheAtheist

Actualy I agree. Bush is the anti-christ. It's ssettled.

11/7/2008 7:37:53 PM

#754755
mike-mike

lolpoe

11/7/2008 7:45:58 PM

#754812
Cassandra

A Little Known Fact: in light of recently uncovered - if somewhat controversial - evidence, western films and country music enjoyed a brief surge of popularity in early 1600s England. It's entirely possible one of the translators snuck out of the building at night to partake in the forbidden (for ardent churchmen, of course) pleasures of seeing the latest action-packed moving pictures and practice the occasional banjo-twanging at almost heretical levels of skill. Verily, it is speculated that this was the beginning of the long road wherein the Church slowly began to tolerate what the common people were doing!

11/7/2008 8:08:18 PM

#754833
HoJuSimpson

Agreed.

11/7/2008 8:21:17 PM

#754850
JewBoy

This feller is funny!

11/7/2008 8:27:59 PM

#754854
Wrath

*snickers* I thought everyone knew that felling a tree means to cut it down, so thus a feller is one who chops down trees. Also known as a woodsman.

11/7/2008 8:30:33 PM

#754858
Sanrio90

LOLOLOL

11/7/2008 8:34:27 PM

#754863
Green

"an" antichrist?

There's more than one?

11/7/2008 8:38:41 PM

#754870
Papabear

Yeah, that's the ticket, a Texas accent. Yeah.

11/7/2008 8:42:20 PM

#754879
atrasicarius


11/7/2008 8:50:25 PM

#754918
Old Viking

I'm always eager to hear opinions from Texas.

11/7/2008 9:12:27 PM

#754930
The L

Feller: Noun. A person who fells (i.e., cuts down) trees.

11/7/2008 9:17:11 PM
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