Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked
Please join with me as we visualize this impenatrable wall that will stop Obama while protecting us from the evil he represents.
We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.
Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.
I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency.
We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-
Amen and Amen
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It appears your God doesn't give a shit about you or your prayers. Why do you think that is, hmm?
Two possibilities spring to mind:
(1) You've got God all wrong and are going to hell for perverting his son's message of love and forgiveness into one of fear and hate.
Either way, you're screwed.
This IS Witchcraft. I believe the spell they're trying to perform is called a "binding spell."
Oh ho! Your god's going to give you one big botty smack, yeshuasavedme.
"Your Prayer is very important to Us. We are experiencing very high Prayer volume at this time, and will need time to process all requests in a timely and complete manner. Your Prayer will be answered in
"Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked
Please join with me as we visualize this impenatrable wall that will stop Obama while protecting us from the evil he represents."
Prayer? Sounds a lot like spell casting to me. Maybe even that New Age "visualization" stuff.
You're headed straight for hell now.
"We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.
Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.
I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency.
We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-
Amen and Amen"
Well, that was certainly effective now wasn't it? Maybe you didn't have enough blood imagery in there? Your god likes things gory after all. Remember that next time.
You were fine with an idiotic hick who doesn't give a damn about human lives but your cult has problems with somebody who's half-black?
We're gonna see how your supernatural wall holds up against my supernatural chainsaw and boomstick.
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Well, he's been elected, so you must be praying for someone to kill him. Is this Christianity or Satanism you are following?
Believe me, if anything untoward should happen to President-elect Obama, you will have a matter of conscience to live with for the rest of your life.
Please join with me in reciting these words of Truth from the Holy Bible:
Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Uh-oh. yeshuasavedme is in for it now!
Dear Father God,
We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate. Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood. I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency. We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ - Amen and Amen
yeshuasavedme
No. You're a holier-than-thou asshole. I rather like Obama. He's a better Christian than you.
Yeshua, aka God
Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked
If that happened, companies like Gillette would loose a lot of business.
Yet another example of why asking omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent people won't change anything.
Either you're asking for something God was going to do anyway, and nothing changes
OR
You're asking for something that God knows is not the best course of action, and he does the same thing anyway.
Since, if he exists, your God is always right, your prayer and visualisation won't affect his decisions.
Well, that was effective.
And the funny thing is, they won't think that maybe it's ok that Obama is president, that maybe their own opinions are wrong and that's why "god" didn't do anything; they'll think that it was either their own fault for not praying enough, America's fault for being unholy, or the Devil.
Stop projecting your own opinions onto any supernatural being!!
Dear Sky King, please erect a bloody barrier to keep this colored prick from penetrating the nether chamber of the lily white house. Taint fair fer the uppity darky to be the first one to bust into Lady Liberty's secret parts.
Fat lotta good that did.
Instead of praying, maybe you should have gone out and voted.
Maybe KarateMom had a heart attack already.
WOW... no, she cannot be serious. OMG. i don't even know how to respond. and apparently she's too fundie for R-R, because nobody's responded to her either.
fyi... don't you think if your god didn't want BO to be president, he wouldn't? if your god is so powerful, then why does he need your crazy ass to help?
Hmf.
"request that BO be supernaturally blocked"
Fortunately, we can block the hideous stench coming from the festering body (and not just the armpits) of Fundyism. And it doen't need a 'prayer' nor supernatural 'spells'. It's called THINKING FOR YOURSELF.
BTW, doing something 'supernaturally'? That's mysticism. And you know what it says in the Bible about mystics & mysticism:
Exodus 22:18: 'Thou shall not suffer a witch to live'.
BURN THE FUNDIES!!!
Casting spells? Oooh. And here I cast my eldritch pagan spells too (midnight here, voting was still going on in the US), saying, in effect, "let people make an informed, rational decision tonight - and in case they're not *capable* of making a rational decision, I'll hereby command those individuals to vote for Obama, whatever *that* counts for." :)
"Supernaturally blocked"? "Impenetrable wall"? How do you make a "wall" between states of existence? Presidency comes from within, as part of the person's journey through life! Putting an impenetrable wall between a Candidate and a Presidency makes as much sense as, say, putting an impenetrable wall between a child and their adulthood.
In short, It's a weird, weird, weird metaphor. Doesn't Bible tell you people to say things like they are? (Matthew 5:37, in case you're curious)
Dawkins declared with disdain,The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. Richard Dawkins.
GOD: "Okay, that's your action for this round? Right."
*rolls d20*
GOD: "Sorry bud, Obama passed his saving throw by quite a margin. Maybe a different tactic? This one isn't proving very effective."
So now that Obama is president, is it possible that God may actually approve of him and wants him in office? If so, then your being unwilling to support him is going directly against what God wills. Shame on you!
Oh wait! No! Of course not! God would never want him in office! Impossible! God MUST HAVE ALLOWED him to be president either to test us or as a punishment for turning away from him!
Silly me. Thank goodness I worked that out...
(I hope the sarcasm in this post comes through)
Amen and Amen? I thought one was enough.
Seems God was not on your side, no wall was magiced into place, despite all your spell-casting and blood-sheding.
Well, looks like that didn't work out.
Let's examine the possibilities, shall we?
* There is no God and your prayers are just so much chin music, meaning your entire religion is wrong. (your likely explanation) God is punishing America by letting Big Bad Barack be President. (my preferred explanation) God chose to let Americans exercise the free will with which He created us
You lose on every count but the last one.
"Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked"
Well, Obama's been in the White House for nearly a year. Just goes to prove that:
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Nothing FAILS like Prayer.
Clicking on the RR link, it says 'No Thread specified'.
Three words that speaks volumes about the power of yeshuasavedme's 'prayer'.
And Ruptured Retards' beliefs as a whole.
-EDIT-
@Grogs
"It's going to be a blast reading these guys' comments for the next 4-8 years!"
Mayhaps that's the reason Buzzardnuts deleted that thread. Ruptured Retards couldn't take the humiliation of being called out on their fundy & right-wing bullshit, and knowing that we on FSTDT are superior to them for being on the winning side (but then, we already are! Atheism >>>>> Fundy Xtianity).
Confused?
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