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Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked
My sister just called and asked me to post here for we Christians to pray and visualize a wall between Obama and the presidency that he cannot penetrate.

Please join with me as we visualize this impenatrable wall that will stop Obama while protecting us from the evil he represents.


Dear Father God,

We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.

Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.

I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency.

We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-

Amen and Amen

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 116 Comments [11/5/2008 3:23:10 PM]
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Andreus

Are they trying to cast a spell? It looks like they're trying to actualise an imagined concept through willpower. BURN THE WITCH!

11/5/2008 3:25:11 PM

Mortok

Hahaha! Obama penetrated your imaginary, blood covered wall! Where is your god now?

11/5/2008 3:26:00 PM

Einherjar

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Edit: damnit Mortok, you beat me to it!

11/5/2008 3:27:29 PM

negative

BURN THE WITCH!

11/5/2008 3:28:15 PM

upallnite

yeshuasavedme=soon to add fake Wiccan to list of religions she has faked.


11/5/2008 3:28:40 PM

Incubusion

All I can imagine now is a naked Obama and a very sexy wall.

UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF


YES WE CAAAAAN!

11/5/2008 3:28:48 PM

484

Will of America: 1, Jesus: 0

11/5/2008 3:28:58 PM

Vince

Wait a minute, you are supernaturally trying to block Obama... You know what this means right your god will smite YOU for witchcraft! :D BURN THE WITCH!

11/5/2008 3:29:28 PM

Sevagram

It appears your God doesn't give a shit about you or your prayers. Why do you think that is, hmm?

Two possibilities spring to mind:

(1) You've got God all wrong and are going to hell for perverting his son's message of love and forgiveness into one of fear and hate.
(2) 'He' doesn't exist

Either way, you're screwed.

11/5/2008 3:30:50 PM

a mind far far away

Are they praying to keep Obama from being president? It's a little too late for their hokus pokus. Does this mean god's a putz? It sure looks like it.

11/5/2008 3:31:40 PM

ComeBackFatGuy

For all the good it did them.

11/5/2008 3:32:11 PM

Doctor Fishcake

I know it's normal in the wake of an election for the losing side to overreact. But as anticipated, the RR-ites are taking the biscuit...and then coming back for the whole fucking jar.

11/5/2008 3:32:20 PM

Thundersqueaks

This IS Witchcraft. I believe the spell they're trying to perform is called a "binding spell."

Oh ho! Your god's going to give you one big botty smack, yeshuasavedme.

11/5/2008 3:33:51 PM

No One

Is this the best RR can do after the election? Man... I was expecting something awesome...

This is pretty "lol" worthy though!

11/5/2008 3:34:48 PM

Corwin

"Your Prayer is very important to Us. We are experiencing very high Prayer volume at this time, and will need time to process all requests in a timely and complete manner. Your Prayer will be answered in
5
years
Thank you very much, and us bless you."

11/5/2008 3:36:41 PM

Bill O'Rly

I confirm and understand that even God is powerless to stop the awesomeness that is Barack Obama.

11/5/2008 3:41:10 PM

Anon-e-moose

"Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked"



...I'll get my coat.

11/5/2008 3:41:16 PM

Marsten

The hell's a POTU?

11/5/2008 3:45:48 PM

Horsefeathers

"Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked
My sister just called and asked me to post here for we Christians to pray and visualize a wall between Obama and the presidency that he cannot penetrate.

Please join with me as we visualize this impenatrable wall that will stop Obama while protecting us from the evil he represents."


Prayer? Sounds a lot like spell casting to me. Maybe even that New Age "visualization" stuff.

You're headed straight for hell now.

"We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.

Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.

I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency.

We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-

Amen and Amen"


Well, that was certainly effective now wasn't it? Maybe you didn't have enough blood imagery in there? Your god likes things gory after all. Remember that next time.

11/5/2008 3:47:12 PM



Please join me in this prayer... <insert very public prayer here>

Matthew 6:5-8... Jesus says that you're a twat if you pray in public...

11/5/2008 4:01:42 PM

Vince

Epic Fail!

Maybe Jeebus made a supernatural wall between McCain and the POTUS before you even thought about resorting to witchcraft. Ever think of that?

11/5/2008 4:01:43 PM

somegie

so, basically...

"Please make a big wall as invisible as you and then pour your kid's blood all over it"

So how is it again we're the unadjusted grotesque ones?

11/5/2008 4:02:52 PM

Pedantic Twit

Behold the efficacy of prayer!

11/5/2008 4:03:06 PM

colonel catastrophe

Again, why is he evil...?

11/5/2008 4:03:09 PM

Asuka

So... a spiritual condom, then? Looks like it broke.

11/5/2008 4:05:06 PM

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