My sister just called and asked me to post here for we Christians to pray and visualize a wall between Obama and the presidency that he cannot penetrate.
Please join with me as we visualize this impenatrable wall that will stop Obama while protecting us from the evil he represents.
Dear Father God,
We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.
Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.
I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency.
We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-
Amen and Amen
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The thread title: "Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked"
Finally, a prayer request I can get behind!
Dear Fundies:
YOu know, here's the thing that bugs me about you guys. Almost two thousand years ago, I spent three very tumultuous years trying to tell people that sweating legalistic details and putting principle over compassion were losing philosophies. That hack'n'slash asshole Pilate nailed me up on a cross and my brother and buddies (and my girlfriend! How the hell come you forget all about Maggie?) carried on the message, only to have it taken over by some yeshiva dropout named Paul. (Who, by the way, I actually did meet once in Jerusalem. He was a teenage punk at the time. Total future College Republican material.)
Anyway, I didn't endorse anyone in particular this campaign, because, hey, I'm not American. But I have to say, Obama was my kind of guy. So suck up and deal with it.
/Jesus
I prayed for the opposite bitches, and look, my lone prayer took on all you thousands of idiotic retarded racist hateful prayers!
God loves me more na na na na na na na na
Are you kidding me? A supernatural wall covered by the blood of Jesus fucking Christ? You just can not be for real, you can't.
Why go thorugh all that trouble anyway. Why didn't god just have McCain and the Bimbo win the election? Then there would be no need for walls of blood.
Although I do like it when you talk about penetration. Yea baby.
...visualize a wall between Obama and the presidency that he cannot penetrate.
This is one of the principle methodologies of a particular school of magic. I'm pretty sure your blood-soaked deity had a few things to say about practitioners of magic.
"POTUs"
Why isn't the S capitalized?
Are you one of those Sovereign Citizen crazies who believes that a capitalized "United States" in the law refers to the evil Federal government, while a lowercase "united states" in the law refers to the glorious organic sovereign union of the states that don't have to pay income taxes?
Another REPOST, dammit. And it was posted the first time less than 24 hours ago.
It might help if the people who approve these things actually read the quotes page sometimes.
had god wanted for Obama not to become president,
he would have let McCain/Palin win the elections.
Face it,
god isn´t interested in helping christian fundamentalists ;)
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I gave you blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough
I gave you blood, blood, blood
I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love!
Yes, please pray and fast until Obama leaves office
Then again, considering the fundies I know they actually gain weight while fasting (sneaking all those Big Macs when nobody's looking).
"We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-
Amen and Amen"
Wow, even when you brought out the heavy spiritual guns you still failed..lol.
Maybe it would have helped if you had spelt his name correctly?
I am not sure why God would want to interfere in the elections, given the whole free will thing.
I am also unsure as to why Obama is being portrayed as if he is the devil.
I am really unsure as to why anyone would entertain the thought of giving Palin the chance of being President. That would probably signal the end of the world.
> Amen and Amen <
Your weak suck of a god, with all your whining, prayers, and even with the help of the Amen Twins didn't keep him out. Ha ha and HAH!
> We ... are humbly pleading <
Bullshit. Arrogant bastards.
"We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.
Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.
I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency."
Well, it's nearly a year since Barack Obama was duly elected by the majority, and he was sworn in, and took up residence (and governance) in the White House. He's gone in & out of the White House many times in that period. Just goes to prove that nothing FAILS like prayer , hmmmmm, yeshuasavedme? Maybe due to the fact he has his own Iron Chariot, his everything proof limousine known as 'The Beast':
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If he can pass through your 'supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate', then your so-called 'prayer' isn't worth the sweat off my bollocks. And seeing as even God can be repelled by Iron Chariots (Judges 1:19), therefore President Obama is superior to God.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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