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John : I am laughing at your superior intellect.

Since you're an avowed atheist, I am laughing at the fact that you believe in spontaneous generation - and you're so smart.

OMFG : You mean "abiogenesis" right? Not "spontaneous generation," right?

John : Oh, so now we have a fancy name for it - abiogenesis. So clever.

John, Daylight Atheism 38 Comments [10/29/2008 12:43:51 PM]
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aaa

We don't believe. We know.

10/29/2008 12:51:12 PM

MK

We also have fancy names for you too, John, but since you're not into fancy words you can't pronounce, we'll stick with "uneducated moron."

10/29/2008 12:55:25 PM

Lucretius

Whereas God breathing life into a pile of dust is just so scientific

10/29/2008 12:56:59 PM

Thundersqueaks

"John : Oh, so now we have a fancy name for it - abiogenesis. So clever."

What do you mean "now"? You've never looked beyond your own beliefs, have you?

10/29/2008 1:00:54 PM

a mind far far away

John the country bumpkas learns a new word.

10/29/2008 1:09:25 PM

anonymous

Of course we have a fancy name - It's a totally different idea.

10/29/2008 1:17:06 PM

Poppy Pomfrey

I have fancy shoes too ....


10/29/2008 1:18:42 PM

picklemonster

Nobody's believed in spontaneous generation since the 1800's-ish. Not because of God, but because of science.

10/29/2008 1:25:09 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Right, a fancy-schmancy new name ... coined by T. H. Huxley in 1870.

I guess anything published later than the King James bible is news to funditards.

10/29/2008 1:29:03 PM

breakerslion

Attack by false analogy. This is song G-48 in the Fundie juke box. Doesn't get played that often, but it has been in there for some time.

10/29/2008 1:38:06 PM

Mister Spak

We have a fancy name for you - fucking moron.

I laugh at your fucking moronicy.


10/29/2008 1:41:42 PM

Goosey

spontaneous generation /= abiogenesis.

No-one believes in spontaneous generation.

Okay, no-one with any understanding of what spontaneous generation is believes in spontaneous generation.

Abiogenesis is an entirely different kettle of fish.

10/29/2008 2:11:15 PM

Ambrielle

I LOL'd. He tried condescending. And didn't pull it off.

10/29/2008 2:12:35 PM



You never heard of abiogenesis? Wow, you really are stupid.

10/29/2008 2:25:00 PM

Mortok

Um...isn't spontaneous generation exactly what you Christian's believe? That 'god' created everything spontaneously?

10/29/2008 2:28:24 PM

Beeblebrox

John : I am laughing at your superior intellect.

"At least he's consistent."

10/29/2008 2:45:54 PM

TheOutsider

This is why I don't talk to Creationists anymore.

10/29/2008 2:55:26 PM

Mike

Groan.

10/29/2008 2:56:29 PM

Pyroclasm



EPIC FAIL, GUY

10/29/2008 2:58:56 PM

GigaGuess

Spontaneous Generation and Abiogenesis are two different things. One is saying that life just miraculously appeared (Like, say, from a pile of dust that looked handy) and the other is the process of proteins developing into self-replicating, rudimentary life.

10/29/2008 3:02:12 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

So basically, this guy's whole argument is, "Haha you're stupid and have words with multiple syllables, therefore evolution is fake, I proved it, silly atheists."

I quiver in the face of his flawless logic.

10/29/2008 4:03:13 PM

arcturus

further down that thread..

"Gays are even lower on the totem poll than atheists- what father would let their daughter marry a gay man?"

er.. hahahahahahaha!

10/29/2008 4:09:54 PM

Saccharissa

"I am laughing at your superior intellect."

Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!

10/29/2008 4:11:15 PM

Scotty

"John : I am laughing at your superior intellect."

His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.

10/29/2008 4:35:06 PM

Lulzmonger

Would you leave me alone if I gave you these shiny beads?

10/29/2008 5:07:59 PM

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