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My 8 year old neice said the most interesting thing today after dinner. I had just finnished telling everyone about a funny dream i had where B.O. started buying advertizing space in dreams and my neice wanted to talk about a dream she just had. She started explaining how Jesus came back and picked her up and took her flying. i knew that she had some kind of rapture dream and asked when she had it and she replied "last night!"

i didnt realize it at the time but there are a number of stories like these going around. It would be great if it happed today. if it does then i wish i left up all my rapture info and my MP3 messages on repeat like i have done in the past....

That doesnt really matter though, i want to fly away. i cant think of anything that would make me say to jesus "uhhh, can you wait just one more minute"
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n808, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [10/19/2008 11:07:49 PM]
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Firthy2002

Seek professional help.

10/19/2008 11:11:07 PM

Headache

I'm speechless. Poor little girl having to listen to your insane rapture crap.

I agree, you need professional help.

10/19/2008 11:12:15 PM

Eden

Dreams are the voice of the subconscious ;)
If you constantly feed your niece with stories of the rapture, it is no surprise that she gets dreams about it ;)

10/19/2008 11:15:29 PM

Old Viking

You had a dream about body odor?

10/19/2008 11:18:19 PM

a mind far far away

Besides the grammatical errors (which drives me absolutely batty), what exactly is 'B.O.'? Body odor?

"if it does then i wish i left up all my rapture info and my MP3 messages on repeat like i have done in the past.... "

Or you could go to counseling. If you want to fly, though, we have these neat things called "airplanes" now, that can do just that. Or are they of the devil?

10/19/2008 11:19:17 PM

Fera

Every time I look at RR I think how childish they sound, have child-like imaginations, it's not a sad thing to have sometimes but every day of your life? Your IQ would most likely start to drop having such a imaginatio----oh, wait, that explains the RR people a hell lot...

10/19/2008 11:22:32 PM

anonymous

I had a dream where I was having sex.

What is the moral of our two stories?

Dreams are completely meaningless, and largely are a reflection of unfulfillable desires.

10/19/2008 11:27:22 PM

TheOutsider


10/19/2008 11:39:30 PM

TheOutsider

B.O. = Barack Obama

10/19/2008 11:44:29 PM

Panz

So everything you'd leave behind doesn't mean anything to you...you have no value for anything?

10/19/2008 11:45:01 PM

Alwimo

B.O. = Barack Obama

10/19/2008 11:45:49 PM

a mind far far away

So what's the going price for buying advert space in dreams? I have a new hemorrhoid cream that needs some air-time.

10/19/2008 11:49:47 PM

Riin-thrall

i cant think of anything that would make me say to jesus "uhhh, can you wait just one more minute"

Not very imaginative, are you?

Hypothetical situation: Turns out your niece actually isn't saved at all, because she's secretly an atheist. Jesus ain't bringing her, and she's going to be left behind for the oncoming Horrible Apocalypse as seen in Revelation. Do you happily give her the finger and head off into space, or do you say to Jesus "uhhh, can you wait just one more minute" while you try to convince your niece that Jesus might possibly be the way to go?

If you said the former, you're a wanker. Even though that thing about Obama's advertising space in dreams is chuckle-worthy satire (and I am, for all intents and purposes, a supporter of Obama).

10/19/2008 11:59:05 PM

HoJuSimpson


10/20/2008 12:46:08 AM

Wehpudicabok

You've been watching too much Futurama if you think dreams can actually be bought for ad space.

The previous sentence, however, is not as bad as it may seem.

Also, someone please tell me, how do you insert links in these comments? Thanks, Horsefeathers.

10/20/2008 12:52:29 AM

WMDKitty

Then do the world a favor, and DRINK THE DAMN KOOL-AID ALREADY!

10/20/2008 12:57:12 AM

GreenEyedLilo

Yeah, and when I was little, I had nightmares about the Rapture after having to listen to sermons about it or watch TV shows about it at certain relatives' homes. That's normal. Now see what happens when you talk about other things and let her read a secular children's book or two.

10/20/2008 12:59:44 AM

Horsefeathers

"That doesnt really matter though, i want to fly away."

Can none of you see just how out of touch with reality you truly are?


@Wehpudicabok: Use the [ URL ]link here[ /URL ] tags. Removing the spaces within the brackets, of course. If you want to use text for the link then use [ URL=http://www.yoururl.com ]link text[ /URL ] instead.

10/20/2008 12:59:55 AM

Booley

That's not a rapture dream. It's a flying dream, where you get the sensation of floating. It's believed to be caused when the mind disassociates from certain physical sensations

And almost everyone gets them at some point. Including this here Pagan.

10/20/2008 1:04:25 AM

Illuminatalie

"a funny dream i had where B.O. started buying advertizing space in dreams"
That's pretty weird. I have some crazy dreams myself. Once Michael Caine (as Austin Power's father) ran into the room I was in, and jumped down some kind of airduct. I could never figure out the significance. 7 years of famine?

"i want to fly away"
Where I grew up, anyone who said something like this after the age of say, 15, would be shunned. This is not what you expect to hear coming from an adult. (But neither is repeatedly referring to yourself as so-and-so's mommy).

10/20/2008 2:13:48 AM

Pyroclasm


10/20/2008 2:25:52 AM

G Zimmer

"uhh, can you wait just one more minute"

*giggle* You shouldn't want Jesus to come TOO soon, should you? *snigger*

10/20/2008 2:29:32 AM

cool cats

Brainwash a kid with nonsense and they will dream nonsense.

10/20/2008 2:31:37 AM

Ambrielle

Yeah, um, that wasn't very interesting.

10/20/2008 2:52:27 AM

Sasha

I know, I know, being an adult is so damn tiresome all the time.

10/20/2008 3:11:27 AM

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