My 8 year old neice said the most interesting thing today after dinner. I had just finnished telling everyone about a funny dream i had where B.O. started buying advertizing space in dreams and my neice wanted to talk about a dream she just had. She started explaining how Jesus came back and picked her up and took her flying. i knew that she had some kind of rapture dream and asked when she had it and she replied "last night!"
i didnt realize it at the time but there are a number of stories like these going around. It would be great if it happed today. if it does then i wish i left up all my rapture info and my MP3 messages on repeat like i have done in the past....
That doesnt really matter though, i want to fly away. i cant think of anything that would make me say to jesus "uhhh, can you wait just one more minute"
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I'm speechless. Poor little girl having to listen to your insane rapture crap.
I agree, you need professional help.
Besides the grammatical errors (which drives me absolutely batty), what exactly is 'B.O.'? Body odor?
"if it does then i wish i left up all my rapture info and my MP3 messages on repeat like i have done in the past.... "
Or you could go to counseling. If you want to fly, though, we have these neat things called "airplanes" now, that can do just that. Or are they of the devil?
Every time I look at RR I think how childish they sound, have child-like imaginations, it's not a sad thing to have sometimes but every day of your life? Your IQ would most likely start to drop having such a imaginatio----oh, wait, that explains the RR people a hell lot...
I had a dream where I was having sex.
What is the moral of our two stories?
Dreams are completely meaningless, and largely are a reflection of unfulfillable desires.
i cant think of anything that would make me say to jesus "uhhh, can you wait just one more minute"
Not very imaginative, are you?
Hypothetical situation: Turns out your niece actually isn't saved at all, because she's secretly an atheist. Jesus ain't bringing her, and she's going to be left behind for the oncoming Horrible Apocalypse as seen in Revelation. Do you happily give her the finger and head off into space, or do you say to Jesus "uhhh, can you wait just one more minute" while you try to convince your niece that Jesus might possibly be the way to go?
If you said the former, you're a wanker. Even though that thing about Obama's advertising space in dreams is chuckle-worthy satire (and I am, for all intents and purposes, a supporter of Obama).
You've been watching too much Futurama if you think dreams can actually be bought for ad space.
The previous sentence, however, is not as bad as it may seem.
Also, someone please tell me, how do you insert links in these comments? Thanks, Horsefeathers.
"That doesnt really matter though, i want to fly away."
Can none of you see just how out of touch with reality you truly are?
@Wehpudicabok: Use the [ URL ]link here[ /URL ] tags. Removing the spaces within the brackets, of course. If you want to use text for the link then use [ URL=http://www.yoururl.com ]link text[ /URL ] instead.
Yeah, and when I was little, I had nightmares about the Rapture after having to listen to sermons about it or watch TV shows about it at certain relatives' homes. That's normal. Now see what happens when you talk about other things and let her read a secular children's book or two.
That's not a rapture dream. It's a flying dream, where you get the sensation of floating. It's believed to be caused when the mind disassociates from certain physical sensations
And almost everyone gets them at some point. Including this here Pagan.
"a funny dream i had where B.O. started buying advertizing space in dreams"
That's pretty weird. I have some crazy dreams myself. Once Michael Caine (as Austin Power's father) ran into the room I was in, and jumped down some kind of airduct. I could never figure out the significance. 7 years of famine?
"i want to fly away"
Where I grew up, anyone who said something like this after the age of say, 15, would be shunned. This is not what you expect to hear coming from an adult. (But neither is repeatedly referring to yourself as so-and-so's mommy).
"uhh, can you wait just one more minute"
*giggle* You shouldn't want Jesus to come TOO soon, should you? *snigger*
These people honestly upset me. How can you be this unhappy with life and still be functioning? A few years ago, I didn't think I had anything else to live for, so I ended up seeking professional help for severe clinical depression and suicidal urges.
At no point did I hear trumpets.
[That doesnt really matter though, i want to fly away.]
For some weird reason, this reminds me of that scene from The Craft. Where the girl is lying on a bed in the crazy house screaming "I'm Flying! I'm Flying!"
I had a dream where I turned into a wolf and jumped the fence of my school.
Did it happen...no.
I also had a dream where I was a dragon.
Am I really a dragon...no but I like the username.
And I also had a dream where I was living in a house with a bunch of kittens.
I have a few full grown cats...not a bunch of kittens.
When I was younger I dreamed there were Putties out to get me (you know, those monster things from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)
Did they really attack...fuck no.
Dreams are not prophieces. They are little night movies. The reason so many of you have these dreams is because you obsses over the Earth's eventual demise. That's all.
This is stupid.
Wtf is wrong with you?
i want to fly away.
Paging Lenny Kravitz!
"That doesnt really matter though, i want to fly away."
Yeah, I liked that Lenny Kravitz song too.
Oh, you mean that rapture thing you lot go on about. Eh, I guess.
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