Quote# 50332

"You say you love Jesus... even though his love is so terrific you might go to hell... how does that make sense?"

It doesn't. Whoever said it had to make sense?

UnhandledException, christianforums.com 29 Comments [10/23/2008 3:19:04 PM]
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Nick

He's got a point....if it made sense it wouldn't be religion

10/23/2008 3:30:58 PM

Lucilius

YOU DID. I can't count the number of times stupid assholes like you have informed me that your Babble is a perfectly clear and detailed guide to everything you need to know, but when its numerous contradictions, inanities and obscenities are pointed out, suddenly it becomes a great mystery too lofty for mere human comprehension. You can't have it both ways.

10/23/2008 3:32:13 PM

Brainy

Fundie in a nutshell

10/23/2008 3:34:14 PM

Illuminatalie

Grown-ups who are not mentally ill, say that conversation has to make sense. Apart from that - no one, I guess.

10/23/2008 3:34:40 PM

GigaGuess

So...if it doesn't even make sense to it's adherents, how the FUCK do you expect others to swallow it?

10/23/2008 3:35:35 PM

aaa

Too easy.

10/23/2008 3:46:27 PM

Bunny Boy

That is usually how conversations work, yes.

10/23/2008 3:55:18 PM

Mortok

Well, I'm converted. Time to get me some of that sweet, sweet, Christian love.

10/23/2008 3:56:25 PM

Godbuster

Translation : Bla!

10/23/2008 4:13:50 PM

Mister Spak

You got me there.

10/23/2008 4:16:51 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Oh, it all makes perfect sense now: religion is supposed to be a bunch of self-contradicting and illogical nonsense. I can see it clearly now.

10/23/2008 4:34:28 PM

Papabear

So, your point is that Jesus loves me enough to send me to eternal torture and that doesn't makes sense, yet you still believe it and think it's a good thing? Get bent.

10/23/2008 4:41:03 PM

Grigadil

That Jesus, he's such a practical joker.

10/23/2008 4:41:53 PM

approximate

You admit it doesn't make sense, but you keep coming to my door, trying to get me to join.

Start making sense, dickhead.

10/23/2008 4:46:46 PM

Amanda

Well, there's your problem. Generally I like something to make sense before I devote my life to it.

10/23/2008 5:15:38 PM

Osiris

Grown ups should not think this way. So I'm assuming you're 12.

10/23/2008 5:37:23 PM

Raybees

As soon as I read that, my *brain* had an unhandled exception.

10/23/2008 6:38:30 PM

Shadoboy


10/23/2008 6:48:47 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Yeah..if it made sense it would be in a science class.

10/23/2008 6:49:42 PM

Old Viking

Very succinctly put.

10/23/2008 7:31:02 PM

Poppy Pomfrey

don't you guys always point out that the bible is the only logical explaination for everything?

10/23/2008 8:02:59 PM

Bored One-time Poster

The bible never contradicts itself.

If it does, it's because it doesn't have to make sense.

...but of course the bible makes sense! It never contradicts itself...

(Rinse and Repeat)

10/23/2008 8:35:19 PM



Well, at least he's honest.

10/23/2008 9:22:52 PM

a mind far far away

He's honest, that's for sure, but I'm willing to bet that he's also one that uses the whole "bible is logical" BS when 'discussing' science and evolution.

10/23/2008 10:05:16 PM

Xotan

So you hold to a believe in nonsense?

10/23/2008 10:08:55 PM

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