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Uh no Evolution? should not be taught because it defies America, logic, and people are so ignorant that complexity could come from chance. I refuse to have my future children learn they were apes and have no intelligent creator.

realar, Youtube Comments 40 Comments [10/21/2008 4:37:20 AM]
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anonymous_troy

"I refuse to have ... children"

SOUND THINKING

10/21/2008 4:47:49 AM

a mind far far away

Well, now. I have a two year old daughter, but I never knew she was an ape a year or so ago. And just, how, exactly, does evolution defy America? Did America not evolve from Europe right? And it defies logic? Normally your kind denies logic because it helps prove evolution. And BTW, my daughter had an intelligent creator, two, actually.

10/21/2008 4:56:09 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Technically speaking, if someone like you has kids, they'll definitely have no intelligent creator, if you follow me... ;3

10/21/2008 4:57:13 AM

Panz

"refuse to have my future children learn they were apes"
Speaking of not taught, update yourself dumbass

10/21/2008 5:04:02 AM

Sanity

Well, we can be sure of one thing,
At least one of their creators isn't intelligent.

10/21/2008 5:27:09 AM

Redface

people are so ignorant that complexity could come from chance.

I agree with that much. This guy just needs to get over himself.

10/21/2008 5:57:11 AM

Paschal Wagner

You're right. "No evolution" should not be taught.

10/21/2008 6:10:20 AM

Mortok

Why do they insist on putting question marks in the middle of sentences? I'm starting to think they do it deliberately to show their disdain for a language they can't write or speak properly anyway.

10/21/2008 6:11:22 AM

Devonian

@Panz, she's technically correct, we are apes. We're closer to chimps than either they or us are to the gorilla, "apes" aren't a legitimate group if you exclude humans (much like dinosaurs aren't if you exclude birds).

10/21/2008 6:15:48 AM

afacelessatheist

Denial doesn't change reality. Sorry.

10/21/2008 7:06:42 AM



Science defies America? That's like saying that hunting defies a bird dog.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_american_inventions

I find history revisionism like this, originating out of what was once the world's #1 leading powerhouse, to be incredibly saddening.

10/21/2008 7:20:50 AM

Nowonmai

You mean it defies your book of fairy tales. I weep for your future children, for you will raise them in ignorance, producing yet another generation fundies.

10/21/2008 8:12:19 AM

Damen

"I refuse to have my future children learn they were apes and have no intelligent creator."

Freudian slip?

10/21/2008 8:46:33 AM

IanC

@775177 - "out of what was once the world's #1 leading powerhouse,"
Key word is "was".... Thanks to people like this.

10/21/2008 8:50:06 AM

The Jamo

It defies America? I'd like you to elaborate, please.

10/21/2008 8:56:59 AM

Dan Onymous

Defies America...? That's a new one.

America isn't mentioned in the Bible, are we sure it exists?

10/21/2008 9:12:51 AM

Beeblebrox

I refuse to have my future children learn they were apes and have no intelligent creator.

I refuse to let you have children.

10/21/2008 9:53:40 AM



Then you better be sending them to private school, because if they go to public school, they're going to learn about evolution.

10/21/2008 10:27:57 AM

aaa

Denial much?

10/21/2008 10:43:08 AM

boingo

You could just stick your fingers in your ears and say "LA-LA-LA", repeatedly and loudly. That won't change reality, but maybe you will feel a little better.

Douche.

10/21/2008 10:50:26 AM



"It defies America"???? BAHAHAHA!! That is truly stupid. It's okay about your kids though, we'll need hamburger flippers in the future too.

10/21/2008 10:51:35 AM

Bored One-time Poster

Everything defies America these days. Maybe if you could find it on a map, you'd have an easier time making pathetic youtube comments.

10/21/2008 11:13:51 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Your children are apes. Deal with it.

10/21/2008 11:28:51 AM

Mister Spak

The parents who created them have no intelligence so you're half right.

10/21/2008 11:33:09 AM

Michael

"#775177 2008-Oct-21 07:20 AM

Science defies America? That's like saying that hunting defies a bird dog.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_american_inventions
I find history revisionism like this, originating out of what was once the world's #1 leading powerhouse, to be incredibly saddening."
Actually, over 45% of the inventions that we take for granted come from the British - we just took over the patents.
As for this idiot, he/she has the body of a human and the mind of a lemming.

10/21/2008 11:33:49 AM

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