Quote# 49547

"Freedom of religion applies to evolution as well.
You can have your own churches but don't teach your religion in our schools and don't say it's science.

Spineless unscientific mumbo jumbo does not belong in school rooms or science depts."

kingofkleen1, youtube 38 Comments [10/12/2008 10:52:37 PM]
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Orangutan

STFU noob,

sorry just had enough of thse idiots.


10/12/2008 10:54:17 PM

Mitch

1. Evolution IS science, therefore its meant to be taught in schools.
2. Evolution doesn't have a church.
3. Evolution doesn't get tax exemptions.
4. STFU.

10/12/2008 10:56:51 PM

Headache

You wouldn't know what science is if jumped up and bit your nose!

I am 100% sure that you have no clue what the Theory of Evolution says and why.

10/12/2008 10:57:13 PM

Goosey

"Spineless unscientific mumbo jumbo does not belong in school rooms or science depts"

Agreed. What's your point?

Oh, wait, you're saying that describes evolution?

Learn to science.

P.S. The lack of teaching of Creationism in public schools is (a) because of the establishment clause, not the free exercise clause, so freedom of religion has fuck all to do with it and (b) because Creationism is not scientific, so freedom of religion has fuck all to do with it.

Evolution, on the other hand, is not religious, and is scientific.

10/12/2008 10:57:32 PM



It's not a religion, it's a scientific theory, and it has nothing to do with atheism. So STFU because your kids are learning it whether you like it or not.

10/12/2008 11:11:56 PM

iflurry

@Goosey - that was seriously what I thought upon first reading this. It's almost like a stealth fundie - I thought he meant evolution is protected as science due to the first amendment, then... OH SHI-

10/12/2008 11:14:22 PM

Mortok

Evolution is not a religion.

10/12/2008 11:16:48 PM

Mister Spak

"Spineless unscientific mumbo jumbo does not belong in school rooms or science depts"

That's why it's illegal to teach cretinism in public schools.


10/12/2008 11:17:34 PM

freako104

Too bad evolution isn't a religion and it is based on science.

10/12/2008 11:18:41 PM

Mayhem

Is this a poe? That last line is too ironic for words.

10/12/2008 11:23:50 PM

Neserit

I...nevermind! There's just so much wrong with this post!!

10/13/2008 12:08:09 AM



Irony is a dish best served cold.

10/13/2008 12:18:55 AM

Horsefeathers

"Freedom of religion applies to evolution as well."

I truly fail to see how.

"You can have your own churches but don't teach your religion in our schools and don't say it's science."

You don't have the slightest idea what science is, do you?

"Spineless unscientific mumbo jumbo does not belong in school rooms or science depts."

Which is why your religious bullshit has been banned.

10/13/2008 12:34:50 AM

Jay-Sus

It's strange how evolution isn't a religion.

10/13/2008 12:45:13 AM

Eden

Spineless unscientific mumbo jumbo does not belong in school rooms or science depts."

God thanks this only applies to creationism, but not to the ToE ;)
So lets hope you succeed in keeping creationism out of science classes ;)

10/13/2008 12:47:04 AM

thejebusfire

[Freedom of religion applies to evolution as well.
You can have your own churches but don't teach your religion in our schools and don't say it's science. ]

Maybe you should look up the word religion. In the dictionary it litteraly defines religion as "the belife in the supernatural". Evolution isn't supernatural.

[Spineless unscientific mumbo jumbo does not belong in school rooms or science depts." ]

So creationism isn't allowed in schools then? Well at least we agree on something.

10/13/2008 1:14:06 AM

WMDKitty

Evolution IS NOT a religion... n/m, it's useless to try to educate these idiots.

10/13/2008 1:15:01 AM



The stupid... it burns...

Please let it be a Poe.

10/13/2008 1:24:26 AM



Agreed! Since evolution is science, not a religion, your whole point is agreeable.

10/13/2008 1:59:17 AM

anonymous

Evolution is a scientific topic, not a religion.

10/13/2008 2:19:42 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"Spineless unscientific mumbo jumbo does not belong in school rooms or science depts."

yup


10/13/2008 2:59:58 AM

Bad Influence

It took me no less than three read-throughs to realize that this guy was talking about evolution. Now THAT'S a well-polished mirror.

10/13/2008 3:20:28 AM

nintendofreakgcn

Sadly, I've heard this "evolution is a religion" bullcrap from someone in real life, and I live in Australia, where we're supposed to be more or less fundie-free.

10/13/2008 7:05:18 AM

aaa

Out of here, n00b.

10/13/2008 9:01:31 AM

Princess Rot

"Spineless unscientific mumbo jumbo does not belong in school rooms or science depts."

So we can kick out "intelligent" design?

I love taking things out of context.

10/13/2008 10:50:35 AM

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