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I believe that America prospered as a Christian Nation that was tolerant of other ethnic groups, but is now being torn apart by different ethnic groups fighting for control. Christians will not tolerate Atheism being taught in the public schools. It was bad enough that evolution was taught, but homosexual, transgender and other perversions are not tolerable. It really does not matter who wins the election if the ethnic differences remain, because the looser will always become the spoiler.

I believe in Christianity, Capitalism and Democracy. America was a Christian Nation until socialism was introduced in the government by the Roosevelt Administration. That socialism has led to the rise of the Atheistic Ethnic Group.

clirus, Christian Forums 52 Comments [10/7/2008 1:45:46 AM]
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mike-mike

Please shut up. U have no idea what ur on about so ur not helping urself.

10/7/2008 1:51:14 AM

Lucifer's Penis

Atheism is an ethnic group?!

10/7/2008 1:51:46 AM

PnR

There's a lot of stupid stuffed into those words. I think clirus has just memorized a bunch of words that he likes (Christianity, Capitalism, Democracy, America) and a bunch of words that he doesn't (Atheism, Ethnicity, Evolution, Homosexuality), and assumed that they are all somehow synonyms of each other.

10/7/2008 1:55:39 AM

Rat of Steel

Oh, waiter? I'll have some blue cheese dressing on this word salad, please.

10/7/2008 1:58:46 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

1. Treaty of Tripoli, bitch!

2. Lucky for you, then, that atheism isn't taught in public schools, eh?

3. Evolution is still taught.

4. WTF does "homosexual, transgender and other perversions" have to do with anything you said in the first two sentences?

5. That doesn't make any sense.

6. America was never a Christian nation. (Treaty of Tripoli again, bitch!) Roosevelt didn't introduce any "socialism."

7. Atheism is not an ethnicity, by any stretch of the definition.

10/7/2008 2:00:10 AM

Nihlum

So much utter failure, so few words, this guy has talent.

10/7/2008 2:06:05 AM

Porky Pine

Ummm....One,none of those things have anything to do with atheism. Two, no one is teaching atheism in schools.

10/7/2008 2:07:17 AM

tracer

"I believe that America prospered as a Christian Nation that was tolerant of other ethnic groups, but is now being torn apart by different ethnic groups fighting for control."


Is it Opposite Day, or something?

American Christians have traditionally been the most INtolerant people in the country! Southern Christians used the Bible to justify negro slavery. The Christian Nation of the nineteenth century oversaw the forced relocation and near-extermination of all the native Americans in the lands they wanted to take over. The laws so piously passed against opium in the late 19th century were all about singling out Chinese immigrants. And don't even get me started about the Christian treatment of the Jews....

10/7/2008 2:16:09 AM



Capitalism vs. Socialism?

Jesus was a freakin' Commie!

10/7/2008 2:19:58 AM

Durane

y helo ther proper definition of "ethnicity"

10/7/2008 2:21:05 AM

M.M.

I believe that America prospered as a Christian Nation that was tolerant of other ethnic groups

Massive fail.


10/7/2008 2:21:16 AM

anonymous

"Christians will not tolerate Atheism being taught in the public schools."

I'd tolerate it, but technically speaking we shouldn't teach Christianity OR atheism in schools.

"but homosexual, transgender and other perversions are not tolerable."

Where the fuck did you go to school?

10/7/2008 2:23:39 AM

Osiris

Atheism isn't an ethnicity and the United States has always been a secular nation, and I have something other then the Treaty of Tripoli

This is a political cartoon from 1884. Ignore presidential candidate James G. Blaine beating up an Asian guy for no reason but look what he's standing on. 120 years ago people understood that the idea that all people should have equal rights was the corner stone of our republic, not Christianity.

10/7/2008 2:39:42 AM

kingoftheheavies

This fails on so many levels, that you may have very well set a new low for ignorance...

10/7/2008 2:44:35 AM

Illuminatalie

"It really does not matter who wins the election if the ethnic differences remain, because the looser will always become the spoiler."
An interesting (possibly not intentionally), mostly accurate (possibly not intentionally) sentence in a sea of completely insane rambling. What it's trying to communicate, I think, that if people remained focused on these ethnic differences, it doesn't matter which group has power, there will always be rancor, bitterness, and strife. I'm sensing that his solution to the ethnic problems would not focus on simply trying to live together in peace, but I could be wrong.

And extra points for bizarreness, in trying to argue that atheism is an ethnicity.

10/7/2008 3:02:26 AM

Old Viking

We've never been a Christian nation. We are a secular nation, established as such. Christians have never been tolerant of anyone. Atheism isn't taught in public schools. And "socialism has led to the rise of the Atheistic Ethnic Group" may be the goofiest sentence of the year.

10/7/2008 3:04:16 AM

MichaelL

Sounds like the road to Nazism

10/7/2008 3:10:19 AM

approximate

Sarah Palin's debate coach?

10/7/2008 3:11:39 AM

Mister Spak

America was a modern nation until christianity was introduced in the government by the Reagan administration. That christianism led to the rise of the Fundieistic Ethnic Group.

10/7/2008 3:44:12 AM

Mortok

The Great Emperor is displeased by your intolerance. If you don't watch your beak, he'll condemn you to the fishing nets of torment.

10/7/2008 3:48:13 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Okay...okay...I am going to try to decipher this.
America was a success when they were tolerant of non-white, non-Christians, but still left them powerless. Now that they are asking for fair treatment, that causes problems. Riiiight...

" Christians will not tolerate Atheism being taught in the public schools."

A sure sign that everything following will be retarded...

" the looser will always become the spoiler."

WTF is that supposed to mean!!?

And "blah blah blah socialism" I'm putting a gun in my mouth.

10/7/2008 3:55:56 AM

nausea

Ah yes, Roosevelt, that fiend! That Depression-ending, Nazi-fighting villain! 12 years of Roosevelt and what did we have to show for it but a robust economy and geopolitical hegemony.

Thank God that didn't go on much longer.

10/7/2008 4:13:22 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Umm..why not just stop right there and save yourself some embarassment.

10/7/2008 4:20:49 AM

Imroy

"I believe in Christianity, Capitalism and Democracy."

That must be difficult. The first one conflicts with the second and third.

10/7/2008 5:55:02 AM

aaa

Kid, thou art not a true yank.

10/7/2008 6:06:24 AM

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