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(The fundies really are upset about Clay Aiken!)

It is wrong. Regardless of what you people think, GOD says it is a sin to have relations with a person of the smae sex. Sodom and Gamora burned in the bible for this. Don't you guys ever go to church or read your Bible? I have had gay friends, but they also KNow where I stand on the issue. They are still people, and yes, GOD loves them as a person, but hates what they do and are about.

jinittasordahl, Yahoo! Music 40 Comments [10/6/2008 2:12:30 PM]
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#709559
freako104

Yes Sodod and Gammora. Where innocent people were slaughtered. Along with others. And yes I have been to church and read the Bible. I got most Christians are loving people, and from the Bible I got that people justified sick shit by saying god wanted them to.

10/6/2008 2:15:02 PM
#709564
Ponder

Yeah, God loves your friend as a person. I'm sure that's why his deityness left them after that one night stand, and won't return their calls.

Anyone care to bet dimes to dollars the fundy is lying about their gay friend? Any sane homosexual would stay away from this nut.

10/6/2008 2:16:42 PM
#709570
Mortok

I go to my church, and I read my Bible. The Bible of Penguinism, that is.

"And God said 'Look, ye, to the penguin, in all you do. For the penguin is the pinnacle of all that is holy and cuddly. And fear also! For he who blasphemes the penguin is forever barred from the eternal glacier of paradise, and doomed to writhe in the fishing nets of torment, where his soul will be plucked at and shat on by seagulls, forever and ever" Penguinesis 1-5

10/6/2008 2:22:26 PM
#709576
freako104

Mortok wins the internet for best post ever. Ever.

10/6/2008 2:26:15 PM
#709578
Dan Onymous

Gamora? Didn't Godzilla fight him one time?

10/6/2008 2:27:05 PM
#709583
Porky Pine

"Don't you guys ever go to church or read your Bible?"

Nope. Got better things to do with my life.

10/6/2008 2:29:48 PM
#709594
Redneck Bimbo Governor

I thought Gamora was one of Godzilla's enemies. Were they gay too?

10/6/2008 2:38:59 PM
#709598
Dark_Lord_Prime

"Don't you guys ever go to church or read your Bible?"

Clearly, you don't, or you'd know that Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed due to inhospitality, not because of the sexual practices of some of their inhabitants.

Also, you fail to understand that some of us don't believe your god exists, so what he did or did not "say" means nothing to anyone but those who believe in him and "his word."

10/6/2008 2:43:22 PM
#709599
werewolf

You really should read your bible. Sodom and Gomorrah's destruction wasn't because of homosexuality.

10/6/2008 2:44:23 PM
#709606
Lucilius

Gamera was gay? Where did he even find another giant flying turtle, much less a a willing male?

10/6/2008 2:59:39 PM
#709616
The L

Wow. Not only does this person use the old Sodom and Gomorrah argument--he can't even spell "Gomorrah."

He also uses the typical "I have gay friends, and they know I hate what they do in the bedroom" argument. Pro tip: Imaginary gay friends do not make you look cool. Quite the opposite, in fact.

10/6/2008 3:12:04 PM
#709618
Shann

'Don't you guys ever go to church or read your Bible?

No, and obviously neither do you, dumbfuck, or you'd know the correct spelling of Sodom and Gomorrah.

10/6/2008 3:13:27 PM
#709625
Xotan

It is wrong.

- For the fundies EVERYTHING is wrong.

Regardless of what you people think, GOD says it is a sin to have relations with a person of the smae sex.

- The Bible says something, and then contradicts with stories like Ruth and Naomi and David and Jonathan.

Sodom and Gamora burned in the bible for this.

- Do you mean Gomorha? I thought they were burned on the plain. But perhaps you are saying ('in the Bible') that it's only a tale. There is no historical/archaeological evidence for them whatsoever.

Don't you guys ever go to church or read your Bible?

- No, and No. I have better things to do than waste time on something I don't know I believe in. I'm not going to play the hypocrite. I'll leave that to the religious types.


I have had gay friends, but they also KNow where I stand on the issue.

- I know the preterite tense - a very definite 'in the past' there. You obviously preached at them and the cut loose from you.

They are still people,

- Oh really! How big of you to acknowledge their humanity!


and yes, GOD loves them as a person, but hates what they do and are about.

- This is purely a prejudiced opinion, especially as god, if such exists, made them gay! Note, this is where the hypocrisy begins to creep in.

10/6/2008 3:18:06 PM
#709655
HoJuSimpson

They are still people, and yes, GOD loves them as a person,

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but hates what they do and are about.

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not mutually exclusive, twit.

10/6/2008 3:46:15 PM
#709689
Allegory for Jesus

Everything is a sin in the Bible. Sodom and Gommorah could have gone the way of the dodo for any variety of reasons (I believe that one prominent interpretation has that it was due to lack of hospitality or something to that effect). Also: God loves Christians, but he hates Christianity.

10/6/2008 4:16:56 PM
#709690


I'm so sick of people spewing bigotry and hate from every pore and then thinking saying "I dont hate them, I just hate what they do!" somehow makes them any less hateful.

10/6/2008 4:17:04 PM
#709696
Mister Spak

"GOD says it is a sin to have relations with a person of the smae sex. Sodom and Gamora burned in the bible for this. Don't you guys ever go to church or read your Bible? "

Apparently you don't. Look up what Jesus said about the sin of sodom.

10/6/2008 4:20:12 PM
#709718
Sisyphus

"Don't you guys ever go to church or read your Bible?" Um, obviously you don't or you'd know how to spell "Gamora" Ever hear the phrase, practice what you preach?

10/6/2008 4:39:29 PM
#709730
aaa

Mortok, nice.

10/6/2008 4:45:38 PM
#709736
Fdragon

Question: How did they burn a huge flying Japanese turtle that spurts fire out it's butt? Seems to me Gamora would just stomp them.

Gamora is really neat
He is filled with turtle meat
And this fundie cannot spell!

10/6/2008 4:48:19 PM
#709767
John

It is wrong. Regardless of what you people think, GOD says it is a sin to make fun of bald people. Forty two little children were torn to death by a bear in the bible for this. Don't you guys ever go to church or read your Bible?

10/6/2008 5:07:35 PM
#709783
apYrs

sex - largely harmless fun - especially gay sex, is worse than murder, theft, child abuse, perpetrating shoah, torture, BLASPHEMY to their god.

A strange sense of proportion

10/6/2008 5:15:28 PM
#709815
IanC

had gay friends... HAD

They ran like the wind when you started acting like an asshole to them, eh?

10/6/2008 5:24:52 PM
#709923


/It is wrong. Regardless of what you people think, GOD says it is a sin to have relations with a person of the smae sex./

So...when's your next protest of Red Lobster?

/Sodom and Gamora burned in the bible for this./

I'm pretty sure that the sin that did them in was inhospitality.

/Don't you guys ever go to church or read your Bible?/

Yes, I do, as a matter of fact. It looks to me that you are the one who needs to read your Bible.

/I have had gay friends,/

*snort* I doubt it.

/but they also KNow where I stand on the issue./

And they're still your friends? Give me a break.

/They are still people,/

At least you recognize that, thank goodness.

/and yes, GOD loves them as a person, but hates what they do and are about./

What a pack of nonsense.

P.S. Mortok for the win.

10/6/2008 6:09:36 PM
#710014
Old Viking

I know Gamora. H-u-g-e forking turtle. Somebody burned him?

10/6/2008 7:43:39 PM
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