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#879312
J.T.
>>God is united to himself in a union of unity.<<
... What?
2/3/2009 3:56:31 AM
#879341
There are no attributes of god? Did this fundie just prove that god doesn't exist?
2/3/2009 4:35:26 AM
#879351
I see the words, I just can't make any coherent meaning out of them.
2/3/2009 4:51:57 AM
#879360
DarkfireTaimatsu
God is indivisiable - there are no parts
So all that stuff about the father, son, and holy spirit is...?
2/3/2009 5:06:28 AM
#966234
The beauty of it all- there are no parts or attributes of God, because none exist.
6/5/2009 5:45:40 AM
#1086316
This is the muslim version of God, actually. It's interesting as a theological concept. God is indivisable, so you can't separate God from God's creation or God's actions. It's a monotheistic version of pantheism.
Of course 1) This is all just apologetic somersaults of nonsense and 2) this is not the version of Islam we tend to get exposed to.
1/3/2010 12:13:17 AM
#1088106
FSMpirate
So, by your own admission, "There are no attributes in God".
God = nothing
word salad = coming right up
1/5/2010 10:30:24 AM
#1131135
Olivia
"united to himself in a union of unity" -- that is hilarious. It's like a Buffy quote.
3/11/2010 12:34:50 PM
#1179995
Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.
Why did he say "anthropomorphism"? I bet $10000000000000000 that he doesn't know what it means. Anthropomorphism means "like a human". For example, StarFox characters are anthropomorphs, that means they are half-animal-half-human.
"God is united to himself in a union of unity". WTF does that even MEAN?
And finally: "There is not a single attribute". I beg to differ. He is sadic (killing every Egyptian firstborn is not cute, wether they deserve it or not), and a mysogen (saying a woman shall stay by her man's side and obey everything he says [even if it's "don't go away" or "shoot this motherfucker in the balls" {murdering couples like Charle's Manson's gang}] is not giving freedom), among many other traits he has.
7/13/2010 7:24:31 PM
#1348433
Agahnim
What?
11/12/2011 1:42:01 AM
#1413588
Calim
If there is not a single attribute to God, It cannot logically exist. So I guess by your own admission you are now an atheist.
6/16/2012 9:39:56 AM
#1413614
Madbull
Yo God, I heard you like Unity, so I united you to yourself so you can be in a union while you're in a union.
6/16/2012 1:28:05 PM
#1413616
Madbull
And by the way. 'I am' can be attributed to God.
6/16/2012 1:41:08 PM
#1413640
Lady Evil
Um....EVERYTHING has attributes! I keep a Rainbow Dash figurine on my computer. It is made of light blue plastic. It has four legs and two wings. It is inert. It has a tail made of blue and purple nylon and a mane made of red, orange, yellow and green nylon. Those are attributes.
I am looking at a hairbrush. It is made of dark blue plastic. It has a tapered handle with a hole in the end. The word "Conair" is printed on the handle. It has round tipped bristles. These are attributes.
I am looking at a Mexican 5 peso coin. it is round. It is metal. The outer edge is silver, the center is gold. One side has a picture of an eagle sitting on a cactus eating a snake under the words "ESTADOS UNIDOS MEXICANOS" and a half wreath of leaves at the bottom. The other side has the numbers 2006 $5 embossed. The edge has a pattern that appears to be inspired by the tribal designs of Native Mexicans. Those are attributes.
Attributes that are not immediately seen, yet true of these objects: The figurine has hair that's fun to comb and style and reminds people that there is a cartoon about the adventures of Rainbow Dash and her friends. The brush makes my hair bright and shiny while removing tangles. The 5 peso piece might buy me an egg if I take it to Mexico.
Hell, even fictional characters have attributes! Harry Potter has a scar on his forehead and can do magic. Frankenstein is made of sewn together body parts and wants a female. Superman has black hair and can fly. This person needs to learn what "attributes" means.
6/16/2012 3:31:25 PM
#1413699
Canadiest
Really?
Then you're the go to guy today to answer the question that all Christians avoid.
What is the Holy Ghost?
6/16/2012 5:57:24 PM
#1413701
Filin De Blanc
...huh?
6/16/2012 6:01:04 PM
#1413710
Dr. Shrinker
Was going to "meh" until I read that smug last line. Now I'm on the fence.
6/16/2012 6:22:18 PM
#1513273
JW
"God is united to himself in a union of unity."
I thought that uniting with oneself was a sin.
3/8/2013 5:09:41 AM
#1513474
Sasha
Attributes are what indicate something exists. If your god has no single attribute, then he doesn't exist at all. I guess by your own admission you are now an atheist.
3/8/2013 3:06:03 PM
#1513508
Blarghonius
You do realized that you just caused a paradox in your head, right? How can something have no attributes if it is unified and indivisible?\
Then again, the empty space in a fundie's skull is where paradoxes can live in peace.
3/8/2013 5:36:23 PM
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