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MORE ATHEIST LIES EXPOSED
Some atheists are gentle and do not try to impose their atheism on anybody else. But there are millions of militant atheists who detest Christianity and want to de-Christianize the world. Militant atheists lie about everything (must be in their DNA so they cannot help themselves, ha ha). In this section, we will expose the atheists' biggest lies one at a time.

Atheist Lie: America's Founding Fathers Did Not Pray

Anonymous, The Darwin Conspiracy 39 Comments [9/24/2008 4:36:02 AM]
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anonymous_troy

Of course not, they were deists. Deists don't pray, worship, or go to church. It's like atheism, but more agnostic.

9/24/2008 4:38:35 AM

J. Random Lurker

Damn, they found us!

@anonymous_troy

Bingo...

9/24/2008 4:41:32 AM

anti-nonsense

No they didn't pray, because they were deists not Christian, Do some real research and you can find that out easily.

9/24/2008 4:49:19 AM

Jay-Sus

According to the Treaty of Tripoli you are wrong.

9/24/2008 4:51:41 AM

Mike

Lying for Jesus.

9/24/2008 4:58:11 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Yes, we atheists have frequent meetings deciding which lies we'll spread next.

Just a reminder, J. Random Lurker, you're responsible for bringing the desserts to our next gathering...

9/24/2008 5:04:42 AM

Osiris

I'm sure some did, there were nearly 100 of them. However not all of them were devout Christians and none of them wanted a Christian nation. They wanted and Enlightened nation, something you Christians have worked very hard at eroding away ever since.

9/24/2008 5:16:41 AM

Goosey

Hitler was an atheist and was influenced by Darwinism.

Atheists secretly know there is a God but pretend not to.

Evolution cannot explain morality, and atheists have no morals.

Atheism is egotistical because they don't want to believe there's a higher authority than them.

Get the idea? This is what real lies look like. Now go away and learn to tell the difference.

9/24/2008 7:25:44 AM

Ash

MORE FUNDY LIES EXPOSED
Some fundies are gentle and do not try to impose their fundiness on anybody else. But there are millions of militant fundies who detest Science and want to de-Scientify the world. Militant fundies lie about everything (must be in their Holy Babble so they cannot help themselves, ha ha). In this section, we will expose the fundies' biggest lies one at a time.

Fundy Lie: There's a controversy about the validity of the theory of evolution by natural selection

FIXED

9/24/2008 7:43:26 AM

aaa

We don't pray. We get shit done.

9/24/2008 7:49:48 AM

Freboy

It's not the praying we are mocking you for, bub.

9/24/2008 8:30:44 AM

ID82

Some of the founding fathers were religous yes. But the most influential ones didn't really give a shit about religion all that much.

As for did they pray? They might have, who gives a shit?

9/24/2008 8:40:20 AM

Nirjuana

Darn! They're on to us! Everybody to secret meeting place! The Revolution has to start earlier!

9/24/2008 8:56:51 AM

anevilmeme

Fundie Lie: Claiming atheists claim the founding fathers didn't pray.



9/24/2008 9:56:19 AM

Panz

Irony is gathering her followers, and soon will become the dominant force. I believe she is the anti christ, and Fundies will be her warriors.
It all adds up.
Atheists refuse war because there's no point
Irony will bring all religions to peace
Religions will stamp out those not in religions with the first wars, then irony will let the fundies loose to destroy one another.

Meh, why not, certainly more believable than sky daddy and co.

9/24/2008 10:06:37 AM

Redneck Bimbo Governor

MORE CHRISTIAN LIES EXPOSED
Some Christians are gentle and do not try to impose their atheism on anybody else. But there are millions of militant Christians who detest freedom of religion and want to Christianize the world. Militant Christians lie about everything (must be in their DNA so they cannot help themselves, ha ha). In this section, we will expose the atheists' biggest lies one at a time.

Christian Lie: America's Founding Fathers intended the US to be a Christian nation.

9/24/2008 10:36:51 AM

IceKeyHunter

Their argument is that the founding fathers prayed because the Declaration of Independence mentions God.

*facepalm*

9/24/2008 10:37:38 AM

Bri

Would this be a similar squadron to the militant homosexuals you fundies keep warning us about? Pray to God they never combine forces!!!!!!

9/24/2008 10:59:55 AM

G Zimmer

It's sad, really, when you think about all the time and effort someone put out to make that website, when I can refute it's claims in about 15 minutes. *yawn*

And I'm sure the founding fathers did pray (seriously guys, deists DO pray), but probably not to the god you're used to.

9/24/2008 11:07:21 AM



Do these dickheads even know what the word "militant" even means?

Where I'm from, militant republicans and loyalist are not people who are just really strong in their opinions and try and convince you they're right. They plant a bomb under your car.

9/24/2008 11:55:51 AM

Marek

You must not leave the internet much.

If you'll come with me and step outside, for a second, you'll notice this crowded city street (picture it with me). Can you tell who the A-theists are? No, you can't pick them out of a crowd (the mild-mannered bastards!).

Can you tell who the Muslims are? Some of them sure, but not all of them wear headscarves or burkas and things. (grumble grumble, must be hiding incognito, terrorism blah blah.)

Can you tell who the Wiccans are? Fuck, 'cause I can't either.

Can you tell who the Christians are? Not the normal ones, but the guys with bull horns telling me to repent or I'll die, I'm pretty sure they're with you.

9/24/2008 11:59:36 AM

kingoftheheavies

detest Christianity and want to de-Christianize the world

I do detest xtianity. At least, your kind.

9/24/2008 12:33:53 PM

someone from a different planet

the site is a true treasure of BS and stoopidity... I'll post a few gems now.



9/24/2008 12:59:57 PM

John

Militant fundies lie about everything (must be in their DNA so they cannot help themselves, ha ha). In this section, we will expose the fundies' biggest lies one at a time.

Fundie Lie: Atheists claim America's Founding Fathers Did Not Pray

But the Truth is: Atheists really don't care whether the Founding Fathers prayed or not.

9/24/2008 1:02:07 PM

Navelgazer

Paranoia will destroya!

9/24/2008 1:20:22 PM

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