America was founded to protect Christians from evil, paegen religions like that mystical woodoomoomoo crap.
Also, now I see why your trying to shove the Communist Manifesto down my throat; you're British! You haven't gotten over the fact that time and time again, we've kicked your ass and then had the decency to save you in both World Wars. Stop trying to take over my country. We won. You lose.
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America was founded to protect Christians from evil, paegen religions like that mystical woodoomoomoo crap.
I believe you are getting America confused with Mango Pango Land.
I'm sorry; I can't find "woodoomoomoo" at About.com Alternative Religions, Religioustolerance.org or Beliefnet, and those sites have information on religions I never heard of! Are you sure you know what you're talking about, dear?
Time and again? You mean once, right?
And actually, no, I for one haven't gotten over that little tiff. Give us back the Colonies, you seditious Colonial bastard! :P
It's a goddamn shame that, since World of Warcraft has become so popular, all of these fat, indoctrinated, suburban Christian children have taken over the game.
We have YEC's on a MMORPG!
These people are supposed to be fat, greasy nerds interested in science!
We need Reformation!
Come quickly Lord Athe!
No. America was founded to protect a population that happened to be largely Christian from the British infringing upon an otherwise autonomous collection of provinces (err...colonies/states). It was founded as a secular government, that wanted religion and government to not exert undue influence on one another (primarily to avoid of "Church of England" type institution), and made it so that there would be no religious requirements for government office. You are a bald-faced liar if you try to claim that they wanted to protect us from non-Christian religions if they set the government up in such a fashion.
I am afraid that you lose, Tricey. Give up the jingoism...it fell out of style at least 30 years ago.
America was founded to protect Christians from evil, paegen religions like that mystical woodoomoomoo crap.
Wrong! You are wrong good sir! You are fucking wrong! America was founded to protect ALL religions from people like you. Including Christianity but not limited to all of them all.
Also, now I see why your trying to shove the Communist Manifesto down my throat; you're British!
Wrong! Wrong again dipshit! The Communist Manifesto was adopted and subsequently bastardized by the Bolshevik rebellion. Britain has nothing to do with communism.
please fuck off, die, and learn your history.
You're indepemdent because the FRENCH helped you.
You fucked the British in WWII with lend lease, UNTIL the Japenese attaccked you.
You needed us in Korea, and now in Iraq and the UN to legitimise your actions.
You can't be a fundie if you know when to use "you're" instead of "your" or "than" instead of "then". It's in the bylaws.
Anyway, last I heard the limeys managed to fend off the Third Reich quite well on their (not "there") own. Check out a book (yeah, I know that's funny) about The Battle of Britain or Operation Sea Lion. And it just goes on and on . . .
then had the decency to save you in both World Wars.
You did very little in WWI, thanks to turning up for the last year of it, when Germany was on it's last legs anyway. (Talk about sweeping in to grab the credit at the end...)
As apYrs says, you fucked us over with Lend-Lease... and the payments for that are STILL being paid! Oh yes, you helped us so much that we ended up being almost fucking bankrupt as a nation in the 50's... it certainly didn't help us in the 60's, 70's and so on.
The fact the payments are still being made means part of your country's "superpower" status is resting on the fighting WE did while you lot were keeping your back tpo the world!
But all is not doom and gloom... the payments cease in 2010, so you're suddenly going to find yourself with a lot less money to play with. You think the financial situation in the US is looking grim now? Just wait till we've paid the debt and you have to do without our money...
Oh, and before I forget... we didn't help you in your "non-war" in Vietnam, and what happened to you? You got your fucking arses kicked! *snicker*
Since then, you've taken on countries that even Sweden could beat easily... so don't think you're this super powerful country.
"You haven't gotten over the fact that time and time again, we've kicked your ass and then had the decency to save you in both World Wars"
You guys turned up at the end of WW1 and sat on your fat arses for most of WW2 til the Japs pwned Pearl Harbour. We did a damned good job of keeping the Nazis off our islands without your help.
Without us, Iraq would be going a lot worse for you.
Guess who hosts part of your early warning system? Us.
I'd keep your mouth shut.
Dear Tricey,
Your absolute stupidity and lack of knowledge concerning other cultures and religions shames us all, and to be honest, it's making the rest of us look like assholes. Guilt by association and all that.
Please be advised that your best course of action is to shut the fuck up and avoid embarrassing yourself and the rest of us any further.
Thank you.
Cordially,
Your fellow Americans
We just barely owned the British once and we've been more-or-less friends ever since. Also, the British are too busy with running their own country to try to take over this one, and I doubt they'd WANT it.
Because Communists can never be English-speaking peoples, right?
Also, EPIC FAIL on all grounds.
No Darling.
If you mean the many christian settlers that sailed over to america because they were persecuted in their home lands:
They weren´t persecuted by pagans but by other christians. And that´s the rule, not the exception; pagan religions have to be protected from christians as it is christians whose normal expression of "christian love" consists of persecuting other religions as soon as they gain power in a country
It was the RUSSIANS that won WWII, not the USA.
The USA came into BOTH world wars close to thier termination and claimed full credit for the sacrifices of others.
Thier losses were astronomical, due mainly to the crass stupidity of our trigger-happy morons, who, when deprived of ammunition, were the biggest cowards in the field.
We can keep your fucking mickey-mouse nation because bigots like you seem to be destroying it yourselves.
The world can function perfectly by having 4.5% of the most arrogant, self-centered bastards on earth out of the picture.
You should be ashamed to call yourself a true American, and I seriously doubt your military expertise beyond the X-Box.
Uh, you do realize that America was founded to ESCAPE from Christian oppressors, right?
Incidentally, it's kind of funny how your country didn't even get involved in WWII until the very end, long after the Axis started to lose its control over Europe...
You haven't gotten over the fact that time and time again, we've kicked your ass and then had the decency to save you in both World Wars.
YOU haven't kicked anyone's ass, let alone British ass 200 years ago. The people who helped Britain in WW2 were entirely different than those who fought against the British Empire. Either way, you weren't involved in either wars, you twit.
I'm not British, but as it happens, in both world wars America took no action until both were well advanced. In the case of WW I it was the sinking of Lusitania in 1917 that provoked America's entry, combined with the fact that there was every liklihood of a German victory (and empire in Europe) if Britain didn't receive help.
In WW II Britain was already at war for two years before the Americans were again cajoled into taking part by the attack by the Japanese on Pearl Harbour. The then President was willing enough, but American public opinion was insistent that Britain fight alone. Only the Channel kept the Nazis out of Britain in those dark days.
And as it is the victors who write the history, it must be clear that Germany and Japan were the Baddies, both of whom were into woodoomoomoo...Shinto in the case of the Japanese, and Nordic Mysticism in the case of the Nazis. In fact America almost left it too late. Hitler was on the verge of bombing New York City, and he was weeks short of nuclear capability. That would have finished the war with a flourish - and with London and New York as glowing cinders.
So shut your ignorant face Tricey and get ready for the concentration camp. Guantanamo is already in use.
"Also, now I see why your trying to shove the Communist Manifesto down my throat; you're British!"
Britain has never been a Communist country.
"You haven't gotten over the fact that time and time again, we've kicked your ass."
Britain was defeated by America once. One time only.
"and then had the decency to save you in both World Wars."
Actually, we would have won WW1 without America's help, and we won WW2 because of the Russians.
"Stop trying to take over my country. We won. You lose."
You're an ignorant little cunt.
Dear People....this guy is an idiot and I apologize this country spawned this fool. As an American I do not claim him.
Tricey...you are an embarrassment to humanity. It's Pagan, not paegen and we know nothing of woodoomoomoo. Would that be something like hearing horns and believing you'll rise in the air to live in a mansion?
again...I would like to apologize to the world....we're not all blithering idiots here in America.
Yeah, we got our asses handed to us durring the 1812 stuff, 2 weeks after the end we whooped some Brits.
The revolution we barely made it through.
after those spats, it was on to whoop us some 'redskins' and some 'wetbacks'. Whoopdeedoo
Kicked our own asses in the 1860's
mutual asskickings durring the indian wars of the late 1800's...though it was fairly downhill after Custer's little meeting with fate...fucking Benteen
Whooped some Cuban ass then, in a bullshit 'war'
did a one year last minute stint in WWI, accomplishing nothing but a sooner end
Did that nice ignore the world thing till Japan owned us, fought equally alongside the brits there
Woulda had our asses kicked in korea if not for the Brits
Vietnam was a confusing fucking bullshit shindig that our politics fucked us over nicely with...and so we go...no where do I see us outright pwning Brits, kindly stfu and stfd
America was founded because white guys needed more space for their tolerant religious freedom, which they lovingly shared with the native people. Oh, wait...
...I kid the white man. With love.
Well then you should probably enforce Christianity and pay for nonChristians to move somewhere else.
Wait, that's all kinds of immoral.
Shut up!
Re: The U.S Entry into World War 1
The U.S entered the First World War, in 1917 as the result of of a diplomatic telegram from the German foreign minister, Hans Zimmerman to their Ambassador in the U.S, describing the plan to have Mexico declare war on the U.S, & then invade the states of Texas, New Mexico, California & Arizona...
TBF, the Communist Manifesto was written in London, mostly.
OTOH, America only got involved in the European half of WWII because Hitler declared war on you, if he hadn't it is unlikely that Roosevelt would have got anything past Congress that didn't involve stomping Japan into a greasy spot.
You Americans do realize you are the decendants of immigrants from England and other European countries, don't you? It really seems you don't understand that. Most your population has come from immigration after you were established as the United States of America.
And some of you were kicked out of Europe for your witch-hunting bullshit, then you tried it in the new world and got your sick religious asses handed to you again. But most immigrants came for a reason you see over and over in movies and in history books yet you never know this once the church indoctrination is set.
LAND OWNERSHIP. Religious freedoms have very little to do with why North and South America were settled by people from all over. Crack a history book people, fuck this religious freedom shit, it makes up less than 10% of immigration and most that 10% were sick fucks who needed to be sent away.
Confused?
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