Global warming is a lie from the pits of hell.
satan want man to beleive that mankind has caused all these blatant signs of the times.
This way, humans will not be alert to the signs that Jesus warned us about and thus will not be about the business of being ready.
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Do you reckon that we could turn this sort of argument back at the fundies?
satan want man to beleive that mankind has caused all these blatant signs of the times.
Satan told him that? And if God was the cause, then why worry about people counteracting God's will?
Global warming is a lie from the pits of hell.
No, "no global warming" is a lie from the offices of the oil industry's lobbyists.
"satan want man to beleive that mankind has caused all these blatant signs of the times."
No. Satan wants you to believe that the results of mankind's influence on the planet are inevitable and the results of divine judgment so that he can trick the faithful little believers into killing us all. He really is a cunning one.
Jesus warned us about signs? Really? Because I remember something more like, "But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."
Matthew, Chapter 24, Verse 36. Read your goddamn bible.
The thawing of the Arctic. Dead Polar Bears. Russians, Americans, and Canadians all scrambling to grab a piece of formerly frozen-over ocean because they believe a shitload of oil is under that water.
All a lie.
Idjit.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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