The Catch is not till you reach the 33 degree [of Freemasonry] you find out you are worshipping Lucifer.
[10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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I've heard stories about not trusting serpents...
1/23/2007 6:04:56 AM
And how does this guy know this? Is he a 33rd degree Freemason?
1/23/2007 8:34:15 AM
And your proof?
1/23/2007 8:43:26 AM
Worship is active and requires intent. If you think you're worshipping the Christian god, you are, even if every other person in the room is worshipping Satan.
1/23/2007 1:21:54 PM
Just wait till you get to \"heaven\" and find out who your master is snakeypoo!
1/28/2007 2:27:25 AM
imbeciles in an infinite array
1/28/2007 2:47:03 AM
Sounds more like Operating Thetan 8 to me.
2/13/2009 8:59:13 PM
I asked my mate about that, and he said that as he had only just gained enough XP to become a third degree Freemason I'd have to find him a copper dragon to slay before they'd teach him anything really interesting.
No, seriously! That's what he said. I offered to lend him my lockpicks if that would help but, to be honest, I think he's one of them godsquadders.
2/13/2009 9:09:47 PM
Actually the Masons in our area are mostly well meaning old farts with nothing better to do.
2/13/2009 9:15:17 PM
Fuck me. I just obtained my 32 degree certificate. I guess it was all for nothing.
Does anyone out there need some robes, a ceremonial dagger, and a magic wand looking thingy? Because I need to sell these items.
2/13/2009 9:20:25 PM
Yeah? Who were you worshipping in the other 32?
2/14/2009 6:32:16 PM
I read about the afterlife
You Christians have always told me that anything Serpentine is untrustworthy -- therefore, I refuse to believe anything you say.
6/1/2010 4:22:33 PM
And we're supposed to take the word of someone with the handle of "The Serpent" seriously? I thought Christians abhorred anything remotely snakelike.
6/1/2010 4:34:17 PM
David F Mayer
I am sure that you know ALL about Freemasonry. Yes indeed! You have been to zero meetings. You have participated in zero charity campaigns. You have read zero about the organization from reputable sources. That makes you a great authority.
Get this, you ignoramus: Freemasonry is a charitable institution that provides funding for free medical care for children, and gives some "good old boys" and "good old girls" a chance to get together for a worthy cause.
David F Mayer
2/19/2011 10:15:39 PM
This is just the Taxil hoax which Taxil outright said was bullshit he made up to make the church look foolish.
Also, the Masons are just a bunch of people who contribute a lot to charity and hang out together.
9/5/2012 5:03:53 PM