"In the beginning, God created..."
To me, that's all I need to know!
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"In the beginning, God created..."
To me, that's all I need to know!
And that's all you do know. How depressing.
Thats the problem with all you people. You only read the first and last lines of a book. And anyway, don't you want to know how he created, or how accurate this statement (of complete and utter bullshit) is?
"In the beginning, God created..."
"...Butterflied studded leg of lamb; preparation time overnight, cooking time 30 mins to 1 hour."
Aw, be nice guys. Malinda is obviously illiterate and like most fundies, considers such a "malady" as shameful.
Don't be ashamed of your situation, Malinda! There are lots of adults who can't read. Ask one of your literate friends to help you in getting the assistance you need.
Well, if that's all you read of the Bible, I suppose I can forgive you for believing it. Try reading the rest of the sentence, and the rest of the book. You'll find out pretty quick why so many of us have dismissed it as a book of brutal myths.
"In the beginning, God created..."
About as much as I ever needed to read of it.
(I did read a lot more - it gets worse.)
"In the beginning, God created..."
To me, that's all I need to know!
Well, then everything you know, is wrong! Total failure!
The Rise of Intelligent Design:
Start with the straight forward creationist assertion "In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth."
Remove God and insert "intelligent agent".
Result (ID in a nutshell): The universe appears to have been created by an intelligent agent.
Who or what is this intelligent agent?
Suggested by Micheal Behe: time travelers; space aliens; the God of the bible. I note that the bible says that Satan is intelligent. Accordingly I add His name to the list of permissible intelligent agents.
CONCLUSION
Intelligent Design is godless by design and allows the possibility that Satan could have created the universe.
Pass it around.
@Prager
But what about the rest of us? We would like the real story.
what's stopping you from reading the bible?? Lol
@BreeStar
God created... what? God created a spaceship? God created a pile of rocks?
read the bible and find out.
Ok.
Just don't ever get into science, don't act like you know shit about science, and don't argue with people about science, if you're going to be willfully ignorant about the formation of the Earth.
An I bet that is the only verse in the bible you ever read by yourself.
what's stopping you from reading the bible?? Lol
They probably have. The bible is what turns many people away from your religion. Maybe you should read it sometime.
No it doesn't.
It starts with
"There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought and they were with him before aught else was made. And it came to pass that Ilúvatar called together all the Ainur and declared to them a mighty theme, and said to them, ”I will now that ye make in harmony together a Great Music.” And the music and the echo of the music went out into the Void, and it was not void."
Anybody notice that the relationship between God and fundies is like that of an abusive husband and his wife? The husband (God) beats the wife (fundie) and takes away her dignity. He takes everything she has and after hes done, the wife gets up, wipes the tears away, and tells him that she still loves him, and that she deserved it. Amirite?
Also, if that's all you know...well I guess that everything you know is wrong. Weird Al Yankovic needs to have a serious chat with this guy.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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