[Question: By teaching my students science and in particular, evolution, am I teaching them to reject their religion?]
Answer:
So basically you're saying you want to poison the minds of your students by influencing them to reject their religion all for the sake of the THEORY of evolution?
If my child was your student, I'd have you fired.
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Your child might want to memorize one of two phrases.
1. Would you like fries with that?
2. Hey buddy, got a quarter?
So basically you're saying you want to poison the minds of your students by influencing them to reject science all for the sake of a 2000 year old book?
If my child was your student, I'd have you fired.
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I would like to hear exactly how you would have any teacher fired for teaching evolution. I think that maybe, maybe, just POSSIBLY, you are talking out of your ass.
As a teacher I need to remind you of a fundamental fact. YOU are NOT my BOSS. Can I send my grandson into your workplace (assuming you're bright enough to work), and the moment you start preaching to him, I can demand your boss sack you?
No, didn't think so.
Ahem, did you bother to read the questions? "Am I teaching" doesn't equal "I am teaching".
Fuqtard. If your child was her student, your child would end up a helluva lot smarter than you.
"So basically you're saying you want to poison the minds of your students by influencing them to reject their religion all for the sake of the THEORY of evolution?"
I love questions like this. The answer is always an emphatic "YES!" just so I can see the look of shock and horror on their faces. Obviously they expect you the hem and haw and stammer your way to a "well, no..." so it's fun to enthusiastically agree with such outright stupidity.
"If my child was your student, I'd have you fired."
I imagine it's quite hard to get someone fired for actually doing their job.
If my child was your student, I'd have you fired.
Yes, Because any parent can just call up the school board or Board of Education and have any teacher fired at any time.
P.S. higherlovetx... you're an idiot. Thank you for playing, now please fuck off.
"If my child was your student, I'd have you fired."
Yes, heaven forbid that a teacher actually teaches to the curriculum.
So, are you now the school board?. Man, if you don't like the product, don't buy it, but don't scream because you're not served.
Confused?
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