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I have proof that God exist?
in evolution it says that all things came from hydrotion, but where did the hydrotion come from?

in thr big bang thoery, they say that all matter came from an explotion or it was balled-up in this little dot, but where did the little dot come from?

Now it comes down to God, now God did not come from anywhere because He can exist without time, space, and matter; and the reason He can exist without time, space, or matter because He created it.

So the only way that this universe could of came about is that there would have to be something or someone who can exist without space, time, and matter and have to power to create.

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if you can't figure out where the energy came from then why even believe in the big bang theory?

If you can't find out where where the hydrotion came from, why even believe in evolution?

jorh.mark3614, Yahoo Answers 46 Comments [8/18/2008 3:23:48 PM]
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Another Atheist

Then why did God wait till 6000 years ago to start creating stuff, answer that?

8/18/2008 3:25:02 PM

Quasarsphere

Fuck, a duplicate. How did that happen?

8/18/2008 3:25:28 PM

Lucilius

I came from Michigan. Where the hell is Hydrotion? India, perhaps?

8/18/2008 3:27:33 PM

Paschal Wagner

You know, nothing says "I know what I'm talking about" like being unable to spell the word your entire argument supposedly revolves around.

Also, sticking a question mark at the end of a statement doesn't make it a question?

8/18/2008 3:29:16 PM

Orangutan

Is there an echo in here?

8/18/2008 3:35:17 PM

Son of a Nonymous

Fastest Repost Ever award? Come on, I've never seen duplicates back-to-back before.

Edit: Never mind, this version has more information. Take off the other one instead.

8/18/2008 3:35:27 PM

Jesus' Hairstylist

What the fuck is hydrotion?

8/18/2008 3:37:17 PM

Mister Spak

Where did god come from? Hydrotion?

If you can't figure out where god came from then why even believe in the goddiddit myth?


8/18/2008 3:37:17 PM

vampirehummingbird

Hydrotion? Are you trying to say hydrogen?
Explotion? I assume you mean explosion.

8/18/2008 3:41:00 PM

Tom S. Fox

Incredible! The same quote got approved twice at the same time!

8/18/2008 3:47:07 PM

toothache

LoneWolf, 'zat you?

8/18/2008 3:48:05 PM

alex77

I have proof that God exist? - No

in evolution it says that all things came from hydrotion, but where did the hydrotion come from? - What?

in thr big bang thoery, they say that all matter came from an explotion or it was balled-up in this little dot, but where did the little dot come from? - So, there is something that hasn't yet been expalined by science. But that doesn't mean God exists. Think about "Thunder". It was long time atributed to the rumblings of gods.

Now it comes down to God, now God did not come from anywhere because He can exist without time, space, and matter; and the reason He can exist without time, space, or matter because He created it. - This is one explanation, which needs soem faith to believe. But if there was a creator, it also could have been Odin, Zeus, the FSM etc. And even worse, it might just be, that there in the absence of time and matter still was some kind of potential, which just exploded. Or the Big Bang wasn't just an explosion. Or...

So the only way that this universe could of came about is that there would have to be something or someone who can exist without space, time, and matter and have to power to create. - Only if step three of your argument is valid, but three hinges on assumptions one and two, which both are not conclusive. And please, when you try to proof God, do him the honor of using accurate grammar and spelling. My spelling and grammar are not perfect, but I don't try to defend the Almighty. Have a nice day.

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if you can't figure out where the energy came from then why even believe in the big bang theory? - Because at the moment it's the best explanation for some phenomena like the cosmic background radiation etc.

If you can't find out where where the hydrotion came from, why even believe in evolution? - Stop doing drugs. I don't know what hydrotion is, but damm are you high.

edit: I googled Hydrotion and found descriptions about moistening the eye and such. Weird. Where do they get such things from? Strange Words for Jebus? "If you can't convince them, baffle them!"

8/18/2008 3:48:39 PM

aaa

Speak english.

8/18/2008 4:10:51 PM

Mike


8/18/2008 4:14:38 PM

Amanda

I have proof that God exist?
(How should I know?)
in evolution it says that all things came from hydrotion, but where did the hydrotion come from?
(what's hydrotion?)

in thr big bang thoery, they say that all matter came from an explotion or it was balled-up in this little dot, but where did the little dot come from?
(I'll skip this one. I never understood how it worked myself)

Now it comes down to God, now God did not come from anywhere because He can exist without time, space, and matter; and the reason He can exist without time, space, or matter because He created it.
(that's your opinion)
So the only way that this universe could of came about is that there would have to be something or someone who can exist without space, time, and matter and have to power to create. (No.)

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1 hour ago
if you can't figure out where the energy came from then why even believe in the big bang theory? (I don't understand it, but it's got to be more logical than "some guy appeared from nowhere and poofed everything")

If you can't find out where where the hydrotion came from, why even believe in evolution?
(again, what the hell is hydrotion?)

8/18/2008 4:25:01 PM

Empress

Are we sure this isn't LoneWolf?

ETA: Dammit!! Beaten by toothache. (Grinds teeth in frustration...)

8/18/2008 4:32:49 PM

Horsefeathers

"I have proof that God exist?"

I don't know. Do you?

"in evolution it says that all things came from hydrotion, but where did the hydrotion come from?"

It does? Where?

"in thr big bang thoery, they say that all matter came from an explotion or it was balled-up in this little dot, but where did the little dot come from?"

Nobody knows.

"Now it comes down to God, now God did not come from anywhere because He can exist without time, space, and matter; and the reason He can exist without time, space, or matter because He created it."

This makes no sense. It's also special pleading.

"So the only way that this universe could of came about is that there would have to be something or someone who can exist without space, time, and matter and have to power to create."

Why?

"if you can't figure out where the energy came from then why even believe in the big bang theory?"

Because it's supported by evidence.

"If you can't find out where where the hydrotion came from, why even believe in evolution?"

Because evolution has fuck all to do with hydrogen.

8/18/2008 4:33:10 PM

Arts_Myth

Where'd everything come from? Nothing. It's believed (with some amount of research to back it up) that half the energy in the universe is positive, the other half is negative. Add it all up, and you've got nothing! Something disrupted the original nothing (maybe a brief extra-dimensional intrusion?), creating a disruption in the smooth distribution of the nothing, resulting in a burst of energies both negative and positive, distributed enough that they couldn't completely cancel each other out again.

Interstellar accounting. Both sides of the ledger have to balance out. God cooks the books.

8/18/2008 4:44:16 PM

GeekySock

New from Jergens - Hydrotion!

Keeps your fundie soft and smooth. Eliminates deep thoughts AND creates universes!

8/18/2008 4:48:37 PM

Dick Handsome

Well That raps that up.

8/18/2008 4:56:51 PM

Allegory for Jesus

The mind boggles.

8/18/2008 4:59:26 PM

StormRager

And it puts the hydrotion on....put the hydrotion in the basket you fucking bitch.....

8/18/2008 5:42:46 PM

tracer

The HYDROGEN -- note the correct spelling, please, jorh.mark3614 -- came from the protons and electrons that came into existence some time after the Big Bang, after the universe had cooled and expanded to the point where energy could condense out into particulate matter.

And biological evolution says nothing about what kind of inanimate matter all living things came from. It only says what happened once the first self-replicating life forms arose. But you knew that, right?

8/18/2008 6:31:22 PM

Papabear

If one can't figure out where God came from, why believe in God?

8/18/2008 6:31:29 PM

Old Viking

C'mon, you're kidding, right? Where did the hydrotion come from? Hell there are three branches of Hydrotion R Us in this community alone, and we're only a mid-size city.

8/18/2008 6:49:11 PM

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