I am a scientist that has been studying chemistry for six years. I have studied Kent Hovinds ministry for 4 years and feel though he is a man of great knowledge, integrity and wisdom.
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And I, sir, am a rocket surgeon and say Miss Cleo is a prophet and a saint.
If you've only been studying chemistry for six years, that would make you what? A senior in high school?
I am a scientist that has been studying chemistry for six years.
Given the following statements, this is a lie. Any creditable scientist would not praise Hovind at all.
I have studied Kent Hovinds ministry for 4 years
And you're not dead from stupidity overdose? Wow, you must be special.
and feel though he is a man of great knowledge, integrity and wisdom.
This is also a lie. You may feel that way, but it is a complete 180 from the truth. He is a nitwit and a conman. Also, he's in jail for tax fraud. So much for integrity and wisdom.
*chortle*
Six whole years - so you are what, 17?
Cnut Hovind "great knowledge, integrity and wisdom"
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Idiot.
Well, scientists have been wrong in the past. I'm going to go ahead and peer review your statement, and I can say, as a certified Computer Science undergraduate, that you are full of shit.
"he is a man of great knowledge, integrity and wisdom."
You my misguided friend are a victim of stupidity. It's like the crystal meth of the internet. Once you believe it you're hooked and all sense of logic and reason will disipate at an alarming rate.
Well, in that case, you haven't studied chemistry. Otherwise, you'd see that Hovind's arguments are not scientific AT ALL.
I have studied Kent Hovinds ministry for 4 years and feel though he is a man of great knowledge, integrity and wisdom.
If you truely believe that then you are probablly mentally differently challenged and spent 6 years studying the word "chemistry" and not the branch of science. But most likely you are just a poe jerking our chain.
Well, I am a scientist that has been studying undergraduate degree level physics for two years. I have studied Kent Hovind's ministry for 10 minutes and know that he is a man of great stupidity, intellectual dishonesty and sleaze.
Stupidity of such enormity, in fact, that it truly perplexes me how anyone so old could be so damn stupid. I knew more than Kent, about every single area of science he's ever touched upon in his inane ramblings, when I was 14. He's just that uninformed about everything.
Quite frankly, I'm surprised he's managed to not flush himself down the toilet with the rest of the turds.
"I am a scientist that has been studying chemistry for six years."
Translation: I once got a B- on a chemistry test in grade school (of course, this was before I dropped out of school because ejookashun is the work of the devil).
Let me guess...gentlemen's C, right?
Or did you study perchance study at the Royal Unversity of Jeebus?
Go back to school, and you might learn why Hovind's knowledge and wisdom are sorely lacking.
On the other hand, a scientist who has been studying chemistry would refer to himself as a chemist, so Poe.
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