[Question: Spiritual Speaking: What was the Name that God Call the female in the beginning?]
Answer:
eve. u know adam and eve! o my ur not a christain go to google and find out about christians and b come saved
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There should be a text version of the book. It would be a damn sight shorter and no harder to make sense of. For that matter, is there a fundie spelling version? I'd actually like to see one composed by Lonewolf.
In. Teh begins. werld is crated. Andd heavens and erth was a voidles forumand emoty. Darkness is evrwhere. Etc. then a dam and even kissed and hear we wereThe end. Can u draw me a picture of that?
How about Sophia? The feminine personification of wisdom predates even Lilith, in the Gnostic scheme of things.
Or we could always go back to Tiamat or Nut.
"eve. u know adam and eve! o my ur not a christain go to google and find out about christians and b come saved"
Lilith, mother fucker. Embrace it, accept it, kill yourself.
God called the woman, woman. The woman didn't have a name in the first chapters. Adam (also not named in the first chapters) named woman Eve after she ate the apple. Lilith myth came in to help with some problems between the first creation story and the second creation story. So, Lilith would have come first if the editing process hadn't cut her out -I have no idea who named her. Since she was independent enough to leave Adam to find better sex, I'm guessing she named herself.
P.S. Its a story. The authors named all the characters.
Lonewolf, is that you?
Lilith, part-time demon and officially the first feminist. Or non-dumb person. Oh, no. You didn't include that part in your fairytale, did you?
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I can't believe no one ever called the question as coming from a Poe.
Lilith is not named in the Bible, and Eve was the name Adam gave Woman after the Fall.
Which was weird, as 'eve' apparently means 'the mother of all living,' but at the time they left the garden, she was a clone of Adam. Adam was the mother of all living...
So he must have called his partner 'Woman' for quite a while, until they had at least one boy and one girl to perpetuate the species.
But I call Poe, as most people would have asked the question about 'the first woman.' They knew that 'Woman' was the answer, though, so they made a more hamfisted phrasing. 'The female in the beginning'
And by trolling the quoted Christain, the Poe proves he knows the Bible better than the bleever...
Confused?
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