[Comment on an article about the fundie bill for the redefinition of contraception as abortion]
of course life begins at "conception." The issue is the meaning of the latter term. As far as I'm concerned, conception begins when a guy gets a hardon for a chick.........or even thinks of of having sex (a la Jimmy Carter). If truth be told, every guy, straight or gay who's coontempleted sex with the likes of Marilyn M, or for my generation Elizebeth T, and failed to follow through is guilty of murder. I suppose that the chicks that turned us down are equally guilty. Lord save us all.
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You're just stupid....
good god
DEFINITIONS MORON
conception begins when a guy gets a hardon for a chick.........or even thinks of of having sex
Please, see this for what it is, propaganda to rationalize the HHS's move to classify contraception as abortion.
Life begins when now?! I truly can't believe it.separate from one another?! Are they fucking nuts?
Please be Poe. Please.
They just keep getting more and more outlandish, don't they?
Someone failed sex ed!
Also, I don't get this:
"If truth be told, every guy, straight or GAY who's coontempleted sex with the likes of Marilyn M, or for my generation Elizebeth T"
Why would a /gay guy/ want to have sex with Marilyn Monroe or Elizabeth T?
WHAT?
So I'm guilty of murder because I thought about having sex with Heath Ledger all through high school? Or does it just work the other way?
Hey, I have a guy friend who once told me he dreamed about having sex with me. That makes him a murderer because we never actually did it? Wow. You are an idiot.
I never had anything against Jimmy Carter, but srsly, thoughts of the Jimster do NOT an erection make, not in my world. Talk about murdering a hardon...what a concept.
What next? Life begins with dinner and a movie?
Follow your own bible, life doesn't begin until the blood is flowing, or when first breath is taken. Choose ONE and stick with it, ok?
This is just another step in your religious psychosis. Everything is wrong, babies are not innocent but they are little evil snakes, existing is wrong, eating is sinful but no one has the ability to resist the sinful urge, etc. As a result, all people are devalued in your religion, everyone and everything is just the lowest of the low.
Mmmaybe it's a poe, but I've certainly talked to fundie wackos that believed this sort of thing.
By his - ahem - logic we would have to put every guy's testicles on trial for murder every 48 hours when the body refreshes the baby gravy stock. Same goes for every woman who has ever had a period, and everybody who has ever thought about sex.
Stupid ass. I know it's Poe but I've met people who actually believe unsatisfied erections are murder.
@upallnite: My first thought was of Manson, too. Then he mentioned Liz Taylor and I realised what he meant. Doesn't make it any less funny, though.
Here's the comeback to that hackneyed phrase "Life begins at conception!"
"Both egg and sperm are alive. How does life "begin" from something that's already alive?"
Pfft. These idiots ... I swear they're so hot to trot about unborn babies because they know they'll never have any of their own.
Praise Norton ....
(Gold star if you get the above reference.) :)
So I have fathered hundreds of children all ofer the city with women I never met but saw once on the subway or at the bus stop. Good grief, how will I ever make all of those child support payments? Of corse, finding them might be difficult, but a significant number have to at least look like me.
As far as I'm concerned, conception begins when a guy gets a hardon for a chick....
So in other words, I'm guilty of aborting children by the thousands since I turned 12.
I suppose that the chicks that turned us down are equally guilty.
I'm betting you mean "...the chicks that turned me down..." The way to avoid being turned down is to start dating in your "weight class" and target girls with low self-esteem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8
Sheesh, have we become so jaded that the FSTDT moderators can't detect sarcasm any more?
This isn't just a Poe, it's a Poe with a side order of Poe sauce.
Unfortunately, I think this is Poe, too. *Sighs.* It's not the admins fault, they don't do it anymore. The submissions are public, so there's nothing anybody can do about it.
does life similarly begin if a women is turned on by a guy and wants to fuck him?
If everyone refrained from committing this particular type of 'murder' when the fuck would we have time to do anything else!?
As far as I'm concerned, conception begins when a guy gets a hardon for a chick
...so he transmits his sperm to the woman's womb without coming into contact with her? I know the radio transmission protocol was invented by Hedy Lamarr, but 'Spread (Legs ) Spectrum Frequency Hopping (Into Bed )'?!
Blue tooth indeed!
...and the 'antenna' doesn't have to be a big one, either.
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